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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr: Live At Madison Square Garden by Donlexybaze(m): 10:09pm On Jun 01, 2019
RiyadhGoddess:
Are you looking to earn daily? I earn minimum of N3900 daily ask me how. I'm more than willing to put you through
how
Romance / Re: Roommate Needed. by Donlexybaze(m): 8:48pm On May 31, 2019
Amatarasha:
I need a roommate 2 Call dis number : 09066699666
chidinma u nor well o cc:amaratasha
Romance / Re: 21 Century Girlfriend... How To Keep A Man by Donlexybaze(m): 9:35am On May 31, 2019
SmellySperm:
I came for the yansh not ur write-ups

#mehn that asss for go well for this cold weather...am just imagining my small head in between
Big bro I sight you lol . . as he dey Hot
Romance / Re: Lovers Caught Having Sex On A Rooftop, Nigerians React (photos, Video) by Donlexybaze(m): 6:41pm On May 29, 2019
lefulefu:
anyhow anyhow conji must be released be it on top of mast,rooftop,under dangote trailer or on top of tree.
hahahaha even on top suck away
Romance / Re: Lovers Caught Having Sex On A Rooftop, Nigerians React (photos, Video) by Donlexybaze(m): 6:06pm On May 29, 2019
ehm! my Oga ,dis matter weak me oo,wetin una see to am
.. amaratasha no be u and chenzen be DAT??
cc: lefulefu
smellysperm
offpoint1
amaratasha
chenzen
Romance / Re: I Am no longer sexually Attracted To My Girlfriend by Donlexybaze(m): 3:52pm On May 29, 2019
nonhuman:
1. Her breast is about 40 and in good shape
2.her ass is big enough for my liking
3. Not wide but not wetting, my dd is big enough
4. Her body is not stiff but very heavy no stretch marks at all, and she is very neat
hmmm
Family / Re: Help! Please, I Beat My Wife by Donlexybaze(m): 2:56pm On May 29, 2019
Offpoint1:
You're not a woman beater bro, women beaters have no remorse like you did. You're just broke and frustrated.

When responsibilities keeps piling up like my ex-GF unwashed pants, and your account balance keeps dropping down like my landlord daughter's IQ, London Bridge or the Biblical Wall of Jericho... then frustration sets in and the first symptom is ANGER and the closest and weakest available person at that moment you'll definitely vent it on.

That suicidal thought is a wonderful decision, but not the solution.

Fix your shít together before ever considering marriage as a guy. Don't be deceived by those illusions call love, poverty is an antidote to love. Once that P guy sets in, every dose of love you've taken would be cleared out instanta.

I believe before you might have raised your hands on her, she must have said something that offended you. Understand it's not easy for her too, she's enduring and at the same time going through the same thing you're going through. Women are special beings, they weren't meant to suffer. If you're not meeting up her needs, she's frustrated just as you are... little things might pissed her off and same applicable to you.

My advice to you is... both of you should go on a long time break, while you fix your life financially, emotionally and mentally.

If poverty can make one querelled his creator, then I can't blame one for hitting his partner.

There is a day I took a shovel and headed straight to my dad grave and nearly dug him out, just to asked him why he died broke.

LAS LAS GOD GO PUNISH POVERTY.

The guy after the guy below me is a known clown here and I belong to his team too, but for unknown reasons we're saying something nice to op... Op you'll make it.
egbon I trust you I no say na Man u Be
Politics / Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre From 12th June 2019 by Donlexybaze(m): 12:48pm On May 29, 2019
what part of speech is that? future impossible tense
Romance / Re: I Am no longer sexually Attracted To My Girlfriend by Donlexybaze(m): 9:32am On May 29, 2019
SmellySperm:
my niqqa
I dey loyal oo Oga mi Sir
Romance / Re: I Am no longer sexually Attracted To My Girlfriend by Donlexybaze(m): 9:31am On May 29, 2019
Offpoint1:
grin Donlexybaze if I don comment on this kind of thread, where else will I comment?

Op! your current girlfriend don't want you to go to hell, but if you still want to go to hell... answer this few questions.

1. What's the size of her breàsts, are your exes or "other girls" breàsts huge, fresh, standing, erect nipples and more "yokoto" than hers?

2. Her axx, is it bigger, smaller, rounded, soft, movable and in motion than hers and "other girls"?

3. Her "hgdrh"xxfd" is wider, tighter, sugarish, and *may the Lord forgive me* than your exes or the "other girls"?

4. Her body, is portable, moveable IN-ZA-ODA-ROOM, rotate-able and stretch marks-less than your exes and "other girls" own?

Answers to this questions will determine my advice.


We know Konji na Bastard, but e get preferences and likes. Once your Konji got no preference and likes, non you're already unfortunate in life.

I leave the rest to my Big Daddy, no other person than in the person of Lefulefu. The man who taught me everything I knowgrin
Sire!!!
Romance / Re: I Am no longer sexually Attracted To My Girlfriend by Donlexybaze(m): 5:59am On May 29, 2019
please come and Grace this thread SIRs cc:offpoint1 smellysperm
Romance / Re: What Can Make A Woman Lose Internet In A Man? by Donlexybaze(m): 8:06pm On May 28, 2019
when you exhaust a monthly plan in Two days
Romance / Re: Slay Queen Set Internet On Fire By Kissing Her Female Partner by Donlexybaze(m): 7:51pm On May 28, 2019
Safiaa:
A man can never make a woman cum like another woman. Just saying
if you know,you know

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Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Shots by Donlexybaze(m): 7:20pm On May 28, 2019
so no doggy pose or grabbing of boobs chaii I am outta here

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Politics / Re: FIRS Budgets N160 Million For 850 Drivers’ Uniforms, N825 Million For Refreshmen by Donlexybaze(m): 6:45pm On May 28, 2019
this one na budget pampers not padding lol

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Romance / Re: "I Have Given Birth"- Lady Tells Man After Surprise Engagement Ring, His Reply by Donlexybaze(m): 7:21pm On May 27, 2019
amaben2020:


Small boy, keep looking for pussy with hymen, life's too short. Virginity is overrated. I know a man that brought his wife who was a virgin from the village, she offered me her body cos we were neighbors, I refused cool
skibo wait ,are you kidding!
Family / Re: Any Man That Can Be Controlled By A Woman Is Still A Boy – Reno Omokri by Donlexybaze(m): 5:19pm On May 27, 2019
every Alpha male should be able to LEAD his woman... when the word CONTROL is used ,most men misconstrue it for use of FORCE or VIOLENCE to gain it

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriends Mum Wants To See Me by Donlexybaze(m): 4:42pm On May 27, 2019
logan2:
I'm trying my best ,to find an excuse not to go
may u live long brother

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriends Mum Wants To See Me by Donlexybaze(m): 4:24pm On May 27, 2019
logan2:
she just turned 18
Op abort mission ! I repeat abort mission!!! she is just 18,u dey talk like say u no sabi average naija parents talkless of the SpiriKoKo ones... do not GO

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Education / Re: Pharmacy Vs Medical Lab Science by Donlexybaze(m): 2:57pm On May 27, 2019
Timekeeper:


So you are jambites.. And it's your turn types that abuse married men, graduates and students on this faceless forum.. If them Born you well, lemme see you abuse any of your elders here
it seems your brain is paining you abi?? how is it related to the op's question?? Agbaya oshi

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Crime / Re: Oko Polytechnic Student Commits Suicide by Donlexybaze(m): 2:27pm On May 27, 2019
he should have come JEJELY and let me use him for money ritual and I will take care of his family, isn't that a nice deal

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