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I jump and pass...

bionixs:
you sabi eczema well from a distance,you be like a victim

Why is the officer's blood brown like honey.........

Is that not eczema on her face and boobs

The guy's face tho......

for honest men or what?

Doro55:
your legs are too tiny

He's only 'inserting' the holy spirit inside her.......





btw the Pastor's village people..

mammary gland

and they will come and sell that game pad and cloth plus sneakers as tokunboh for naija abi?

@ least one of them died 'peacefully' with his mouth closed unlike awon ti won fo lenu









their village people right now

So its eggs dats doing you now abi?! upon all the eggs in your body.....Kwatinu sogbo.
Whats my own sef make i go fry ice

insightful, meaningful, resourceful but how will i use it to negotiate with this garri ijebu woman so that man go fit belleful

That's definitely not porn its Xvideos, a documentary site....

1stCitizen:
Porn don finish dis one

this Macron with his Fela-estique celebration, no wonder he visited the shrine.....

time for free food and booze

True talk brother

MrBrownJay1:
a person who has NOTHING OF VALUE is poor, whether at 18, 25 or 75?! but let us all be clear on something, if a man has NO money (aka broke) because he has paid the bills, filled the fridge with food, put clothes on his back etc then that man certainly aint poor!

Another brainwashed slave to religion spotted

MRAKBEE:
I think it's better to leave you to roll in the mud of ignorance than argue with you..

He's not an anti-christ sir, if he had not spoken your so called men of God wont do this.

MRAKBEE:
Good news
Where is that antichrist called daddy freeze?
Its obvious that some of these guys are being paid by some opponents of christendom to make our way of worship unappealing but one thing is certain... They shall not end well..

where is the self acclaim hips?

kilomode mo?

He's all yours

ireneony:
God please I need this man.
Age is nothing but a number..
Where can I apply.

These are my qualities:
Good cook
Romantic
Loyal
Pretty
Intelligent

Same with me o my broda....Are we kinda related?

buygala:
Nairaland Drug Barons....Your attention is needed here Please

Malaria Drugs give me weak erections tho....But I keep asking myself whether I should even be having sex while having a bout of serious malaria

My Madam doesn't hear that one sha...she be like

"Baby how are you feeling now .....And see your temperature is very hot ooo....Hope you have taken today's dosage of the malaria drug...Try and eat something even tho I know you dont have appetite..Let me just allow you to sleep kwo

She puts on the TV, logs on to Africa Magic, and positions my head on her breast....


3 minutes later...* She complains the weather is kinda hot and undresses totally, cuddles up to me and starts stroking my member, while saying * "Baby if you don't have the energy for this, it's alright ....I Understand"

A minute later, she is on top of me pounding away

Surprisingly tho, I always feel much stronger after the sex

Calm down sir, it didnt happen in Nigeria sir

LazyNairalander:
Of what use is it?
I mean did the tariff reduce?
God will save us from frustration of this regime.





check my SIGNATURE

Am wondering which one he'll drive in heaven or hell when he eventually grow old and die

I love cheeseballs especially water melon sized ones

Millenniumlady:
With your chicks like cheese balls waiting concern you

A husband to a WITCH=WIZARD
their offsprings will be called WIZKIDS






Stop staring @ me like

or Baby Mama mother in law u mean?

Millenniumlady:
My future mother inlaw

small girl with big God

the only remaining african team in the world cup

thanks for the heads up bro

lillaowow:
Pic at the gas station is an Old pic of when he got the car. The plate number is the dealer plate.

The other number is his DMV issued plate.

Pregnant or Pregnancy?
Anyways take heart bro, the lord will spice ur dick for another....

CANDYDADDY:





It really sad for a first born of someone to just die an untimely one.




my wife just lose a 4 month pregnant,i can't even get myself together

pls do they change plate numbers daily or weekly in the US cos the plate numbers are not the same o.
Just asking cos i have never been there before.

will she be the one holding the life support machine or will she be the one manually controlling the machine? The child is in probably the best hands. she can just ask to leave earlier than usual and not ask to be off work. my opinion tho

rottennaija:
The man can have the luxury of going to work while his son or daughter is sick. Because the wife will be there. But not so with the woman... It is completely different.