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BigJakie:
Bros no vex... abeg ehh where you dey buy your own weed?

na for yelobar johntion

dairo123:
I used my school fees to chop pepper soup.

VERY FUNNY.

dihalao:
Oh! We are the one that drink period abi?

i meant if we cook wit our sperm is nt a big deal to dem cos dey drink it

dihalao:
Some people are just naturally crazy

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If my wife is pregnant i should also cook for her with my sperm.

u 4get dat gals do drink sperm

Bad market 4 u today.u av see d effect of wot ur selling.

I ONLY DATE FAIR BURSTY FINE BABE.IT MAKES BEAUTIFUL GALS WANT ME MORE COS DEY KNW I DATE DER CLASS.I AV OVERGROWN JEALOUS.I CAN COMPETE WIT MY BABE COS MANY GALS WANT ME TOO.

so wch one do u serve?

funum:
I wonder why this make FP

becos of ha unique finger

ellabooz:
And cigarette smokers and alcohol addicts be like " We are still safe since they didn't make the list"

U DNT WNT DEM TO B SAFE?

Joy1706:
Funny enough I remember my 1st bf being the leech.
But come to think of it, what else do u guys have to offer apart from ur money?

OUR 8INCHS OR DO U PREFER CUCUMBER?

DrGroove:
Why do guys depend s e x ually on ladies?

BECOS U AV PUSI

pls i nid matured advise

a women av bin beging me to impregnant ha cos ha huby cnt.shuld i do it?

eat enough of walnut everyday for a 2 months.it work lyk magic.

traditional cake.very scary!

O4KASIBEE:
Cool But this is More Useful for those that Cheats:
You have Your girlfriend and a Side chick , they're both on whatsapp ,Your Side chick sent a text that You should use Her Picture as Your dP, Don't Panic just do the following things:
Goto Settings, click Account , click Privacy, click profile Photo , Then select Only My contacts ( Only Numbers You saved On Your Phone will see your DP) Just go to your Phone Contact and Delete Your girl's Number.

It works like mad, if your girlfriend complains she's not seeing your Picture, Just tell her its the network, since she's your GF, She will Understand you...
#CheatPERFECTLY

thanks alot

broke ass guys talk abt sex all d tym while correct guys talk abt money.sex is nt worth discussing abt.dats y gals luv us nd gv der body 4 us to relax our busy mind.

is either i beat her or i Bleep her hard tru her ass.dats hw i put sence into my gal brain.

dats y i always fucck new catch often so dat i wil get tired of her. den i wil intentionaly do one of does tins so she wil quit me.i dnt lyk datin gals 4 lng wen der r much of dem to taste.av neva leave a gal b4. i dnt wnt to break any heart!

FEAR WOMEN!!!

rafhell:
she definitely slept with more than one guy.
be wise bro and use your head more than your heart.

hahaha correct man u knw der way..

dickrider:
SO THE IGBOS THAT ARE BOASTING OF ENGAGING THE NIGERIAN ARMY FOR THEIR Biafra FREEDOM CANT EVEN ACCOMODATE ORDINARY UNTRAINED BOKO PRISONERS WHAT A BUNCH OF COWARDS EMPTY CHEST BEATERS

mumu dis is y i always fucck ur type tru anus yet u dnt av brain

my dream gal

yiwaldecanta:
Thunder fire you.... And call the first woman you see big head.Hopeless useless nonentity.

truth hurts! Take heart.

yiwaldecanta:
Just like you

big head! U don accept ur faith.u gree no humble

yiwaldecanta:
Just like you

ur poorer.sori

yiwaldecanta:
Dude we are the era of easy sex...look around you the world is changing ,USA just legalised gay marriage yesterday .....no one will go to a hotel to pay an exorbitant price for a room when they can easily do it at the comfort of their own home ....my point is DT hotels are used lesser for sex these days.

ur poor!

take my advice if ur serious at all.dis is wen charm is important.dis d best advice 4 u.av help smone in ur shoes b4.do wot i said!!