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Now wey this peeps sleep... Make I hurry score goal before its too late























Lol

chimajii:

Next time wey you quote me with that baby face again...

I wee distort your mendula abilities

Yeye

Adebowale89 goan sleep

*watches power S2ep7*

*yawns*

Gazaliah:
Lets meet in the next page

Warrisdis?

Shey una nor know say people the sleep?

*activates beast mode*


If you nor the snore you the make noise for night... You need exorcism.

elvisco44:
whats happening to nysc portal for registration.abi 8th neva reach for their side.
click here to login is only whats showing since 1am

Lol you want them to go to work by 12am today because they want to open portal for you

dossylvanus:
Chews his phallus.

*pukes*

Got to register as early as 8:01am 2moro... Before y'all occupy all the spaces in Akwa ibom


*smug*


Una no sabi any other state... Errry body Akwa Ibom


*walks out*


*infuriated*

Beamborla:
It's raining presently

It rained throughout the day over here in Makurdi... The cold now na die...

*sips tea*

Beamborla:
I did, hun.
Hope you enjoyed/are enjoying your day

Yeah... Nice weather, nice day

majidyusuf:
Donpsymon I hail u sir

Baba we are loyal!

How is your day?

dossylvanus:
Well me never see my own shaa.

Ehnn... No be everybody naa... Na peeps dem send their number.

Harinholar:
...Lolsss u don knw ur pipu

My dear... I tire for those type things

dossylvanus:
and you choose to believe it

Dude its just a joke!


SMS is received by PCMs whose schools sent their phone numbers to NYSC...like mine

dossylvanus:
lying like

Lol

donasere:
Na so....













Na u na

You no well

dossylvanus:
That is a lie from the pit of hell

You're scared already

No be lie!... I got you

dossylvanus:
That is a lie from the pit of hell

You're scared already

No be lie!... I got you

Very soon person go come here like "heard if you weren't sent that text... No batch B for you "

dossylvanus:
Oya now.

Dude... If ya school no send you that text... No batch B for you o... The know now.

wunmi590:
Yeah bro, we are good to go now

Apparently!

wunmi590:
No probs my brother

Message got me feeling like a corper already tho

dossylvanus:
Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Sharp nigga

No time... Before I go turn eye I see say dem don buy finish... I decide buy stylishly

wunmi590:
I just got this message rm nysc just now.

"Be aware that the only media of payment on NYSC portal are ONLINE and via APPROVED BANKS. NO SCRATCH CARD is allowed. BEWARE OF FRAUDULENT SMS. Go to the PORTAL"

Cc: Ayima, xcozee
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Lol I got it too



Posted the image already.

Who else received this text? I just got this message from NYSC

dossylvanus:
You no well.

No time bro... Plot 1600 na hot cake o ... Now wey peeps the hardly dey here.


*notices some folks have bought land already*


*modifies*




















































*straight face*

Warming up to buy an estate on plot 1600

chimajii:
Me ke? Ei yaff mistake me for peesika? My own clean..always on Water all day.

Lol

ogasman:
not just medical ok
everyone...... The state pay was raised alright...... After service you get paid for all 11 months of service nigga

Lol that's kul...

ogasman:
delta state 12k monthly
but they pay at the end of service year

total of 144k thereafter.
Excluding d first month of orientation
confirmed

Lol it won't be for all corpers, prolly medical practitioners or so... Friend of mine serving there told me its 5k for corpers in state govt orgs.

chimajii:
Goodimorning....Yawns*stretches** proceeds to d side of the mansion to pee**

Shey na ur pee the always smell through the day


Biko flush today o...

bharkarh:
no wonder there is too much food. E be like say I Dan dey fall for benue state o. Me wey like food die

Lol ... Na nice state.


Rent range is from 25 - 50k in state capital

10 -15k in other LGs...


Na nice place o, low cost of living and all but you may not like it... But if you like food, you go like Benue.