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shawwal1:
And nice babes too

Especially those using Doo-shima for their names

Lol Benue guys n babes na number 1 ask 2baba he'll tell us more no b so?

Na soooo my broda


You too mussshh

Harinholar:
...Na my state ooo...nd we be padi self.. .No state allowance nd datz d final...#smile#

Osun doesn't pay?


*ports to Cross river*

ernesterioo:
Depends on where u re posted to, if you in town, just prepare 25k to 30k for a very good room, but in d village, 12 or 15k wud settle it and u can even pay it twice, depends on ur rapport with d landlord, benue is cool bro, if u dont like food abeg i use God beg u , no come ooo,

Lol that's my state bruh


Na only food we sabi for here... No money - plenty food.

Harinholar:
Lols...wish 2 know where u go land last....Can't wait....quote author=bharkarh post=37725278]see problem of choice dey worry olofus o. I have flair for teaching though. But I need a state with good pay and low cost of living. How much Benue state dey pay sef? Any idea?

Benue nor d pay shi shi...


But you'll love it on here.


Low cost of living - Check
Plenty food - Check
Accommodating peeps - Check


Only problem you'll have is the weather... Too much sun, too much rain, too much everything.... Benue's kul

benebaby77:
Hmmmm,


You meant that you paid Sodiqyinka 10K to regularise it for, yours and your galfrend? hmmmm, I'm very sure you were not the only one


Yet you didn't see any update till now, and your galfrend inclusive? I think it is suffice for me to say he didn't do anything. Cos the likes of jemimaa01, Kogistan and co that did it then saw the change.


You sent him a scratch card which you bought for 1.5K and he sent you the administrative copy? Did he have a contact in Jamb as well? Why was it that it was only him that could print it not you? And yet still showing no admission given yet! Why couldn't you print it yourself or your galfrend... Bro, I need not to tell you that the administrative copy was forged.


Your name came out in black and white when it still showing no admission given yet? He misinformed us about regularisation and we fell for it cos no one want to stay at home. And he had made us to believe he knew everything about NYSC

*opens eyes wider*


Shawwal1 I'm disappointed


So all these happened and you couldn't even tell a bro? WTF?


To think I kept asking for the dude thinking he'd be of assistance and all...


*faints*

Xzbit91:
congrats! God bless batch B'15 !!

Yeah! Cheers!

Xzbit91:
xup? I dont comment much on nairaland, i only enjoy other peoples comments and i'm more frequent in sport section, i only started visiting this section upon graduation. No be only u waka come oo oga

Broda mi that's good to know


Na BSU o

Beamborla:
Before weekend. I've got no particular day in mind. When do you intend to register?


Where is my Gazaliah

Tuesday

The fear of stream 2 is the beginning of wisdom
Iyaf taya.

Beamborla:
Lol... Make I catch myself say I dey fry garri.
Na aproko carry me go there

Lol

When are you registering online?

hilsocial:
I ve my reasons for each state i mentioned.

Everyone has a reason though.

Hopefully we all get the states we want.

Beamborla:
Hmmmm... My dear, I've been learning how to Process garri
Very tedious process, I must confess Makes me wonder why it's not expensive like #500 per module

Might as well learn how to apply natural sweeteners and inflate the price

Good idea thought ... At least you won't buy it during service

haywire1:
Check this out, d driver is on point. Good to go
#

I'll do mine at the cafe tho. Can't stress my self too much.

Olami90:
I chose to pick somwia not so close to my area and I was told som pple don come inform dem. I jst dey talk am sey if dose pple go show up plenty dat day, na to use d influence sey I don com bfor.

D place I saw online dat is close to my area, dem dey act like gbewudani nd ah no rilly trust dia way.

Even me too o... Place I saw no be here.


Might go to a reliable cafe I trust sha. But tuesday fit work out for me ma.

Xzbit91:
Name: xzbit91 loc: Makurdi inst: uniagric mkd prefered state: Delta cc: Physika

Wey you dey since

Na even U.A you go

Beamborla:
How una take dey hear all these things I no dey hear anything Na...

Na rumor yet tho...

Dear... Where have you been?

Xzbit91

Thought I was the only person from Benue on here...

I come the think say na only me waka come.

Where you dey sef and why I no d notice you

hilsocial:
My last choice if Enugu, Abj or Cross Rivers no work.

You jes the choose states wey must dey overpopulated

elmisti:
Rara oo, I refuse to serve ayanma ( ayima ) my product....I no knw wetin devil do am wey he wnt make God punish am....hin eyes go open wen devil first am enta heaven

Hilarious







Make I buy coke for am...



*opens and closes door*

hilsocial:
Actually, i mind my biz and i dont look for troubles. Unless pple dia just look for troubles anyhow of which i will try to avoid until i get my time to shine. Even in cool Enugu here if u dont shine ur eyes well u go see hot Enugu.

You sef the hustle AKS


Seems every1 on has either Akwa ibom, Enugu or Lag as prefered state o

Ayima:
Evening ladies and gentlemen, Ayima is finally good to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God punish devil.



cc
Hilsocial
2el
Whizqueen
Babatawa
Stancity
Gazaliah
Kbs468
Sydneyboss
Deracathy
Physika
Jemimaa01
majidyusuf
Ademasta
Iykebest1
ifeanyija
Donpsymon
Thespark
Haliluck
Allsmyles
Dubylhover
Sambest2
Shawwal1
Hadassaheke
Idee91
Rmfunky
dossylvanus
Chikaodili345
Goldeone
Horladmejy
ayima
Annybens1993
Beamborla
Kogistan
Sugarcoated
Venom104
haywire1
kunlesufyan
Starlight101
Harinholar
Aare2050
muhyideenabdul
Elmisti
omitooguns
Armynu
Eseohe23
Dolafunmi
Olami90
Hardeywhummie
Ademasta
Naughtylagosguy
Princeparix
Emlina
Olami90
Ekeneluvsu
Electronzeez
Estyble
Kunle106
Lagusta
Nikkyzeee
Sinbad2
Wamenzy
Chimajii
Kingdamzy
Adakoleagbenu
Donxab
Roqrule04
Chinweukamaka
Mistersle3m
Ifeanyija
StarryV
Marcelinho
Orgyplanner
Orlahtohbad

Now wey your issue don dey solved, shey we fit take style hear word abi?


Elmisti give baba osogbo for there... make he clear head


Congratulations bruh! Cheers!

Akerry:
new ke? just to say helloo to you guys.

*in MI's voice*

Na you be correct guy

Olami90:
Baba nla, no two way about it. Na cafe sure pass. Dnt forget dis guys av all d tools required to execute it. They av bin doin it bfor.

Me ah don go pick place wey I wan do am. Told dem if pple go plenty lasan, no story o. Me ah I don pick no alredy. Na deal

Ogbeni wait...


Dem d give number for the cafe?... You mean say people don too full there

Olami90:
Hahahahaha . Lol @ carrying mad pple here enta..so u sef knw?
Omo oshi!!!
Cc: donPsymon

Ogbeni no kill me

Na who the sell weed the call person mad

Aare2050:
donpsymon take it all.

Baba you are too good

Thanks

Wey physika? Bring lighta for hia

dossylvanus:
Bruh na small boys dem dey catch.

Abi na woman /girl wey plan here espionage properly?

I lived in Adamawa state for 5 years, i sabi my way around.

Nna yi oya nau

Your head is there already... If by chance dem throw you go Akwa ibom

*in M.I's voice*
"We go jam for the function*

dossylvanus:
Bruh na small boys dem dey catch.

Abi na woman /girl wey plan here espionage properly?

I lived in Adamawa state for 5 years, i sabi my way around.

Nna yi oya nau

Your head is there already... If by chance dem throw you go Akwa ibom

*in M.I's voice*
"We go jam for the function*

haywire1:
Most pc comes with java script but if u don't av java, ur browser will tell u to install java, click on download then install d java, that's all

#

walad4yhu I told ya

Aare2050:
elmisti, d Jamaican weed remain





I dedicate this goal to the Nigerian national team.
ggggggggoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll
I love that goal keeper die
nohomooh

As dem no fit score, score for them


And Elmisti hasn't replied since o... Biko if you no get Jamaican, bring Osogbo

dossylvanus:
Have you ever tasted Fulani pussy?



Feels like heaven.

Shey the castration thingy going on over there is real?



Them catch you on top Fulani pu nani dem castrate you shikena?


Yaya kasua?

larboye1:
Lolssss! Ladies luv dat word bra....u know as e dey go na

Lol no be lie

walad4yhu:
I have digitalPersonal fingerprint reader, a flatbed scanner, n a modem loaded wit 1g airtel....


Plz how do I go about that java of a tin that their talking about?


Any1 that based in Sokoto should quote me so that we register 2geda.

CC my good friend haywire1 he's not in Sokoto but he should have an idea...

dossylvanus:
Actually my heart yearns fur Kaduna.... NDA things baby.. Toto sef dey there.

P***y go kill you


But I like Akwa ibom sha...