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Physika:
No na akwa-ibom u wan go dey do ya servicing. I be hear say dem good, met a few guys frm thre.
Mehn, dey talk pidgin wit phoney, nd spik english lyk say na latin.
Dem dey fair wel wel o

Lol

Wetin concern me?

Na to follow them chill na

dossylvanus:
Una fada there!


Name; Daberechi Ogbonna Sylvanus Current location, Mile 12, Lagos State. School of Graduation; Adamawa State University, Mubi, Adamawa State. Preferred State 4 Service ; Kaduna, Akwa Ibom, Lagos.



Cc peesika Physika....


Take note.

Nwanne

Make I catch you for Akwa Ibom you go know how far

larboye1:
#Welcome fine geh

Agbero

You don start... She ask you if she fine

Physika:
We dey compile register do am again nd cc me.

Okay.







*Looks straight* *straight face*



NAME: Simon (DonPsymon, Don P any1 wey sweet you)
LOCATION: Benue State - Makurdi
UNIVERSITY: Benue State University, Makurdi.
DESIRED STATE FOR SERVICE: 1. Akwa Ibom (Anywhere apart from Uyo, might prefer Eket or Ikot Ekpene) 2. Anambra - Onitsha or Nnewi (Onitsha boy - Upper Iweka) 3. Osun - Ife (as per Omoluabi ).


#DatsAll


*sips ciroc*


CC Physika

haywire1:
U don't need dat one. Sign on paper, snap and upload go work perfectly, u go thank me later, I guarantee 100% perfect. How many cyber cafe get electronic signature machine, u can't see that for cyber cafe.

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Na true sha


But I fit go 1 accredited cafe check first... If they have na to chook head do am there... To avoid 'had I knowns'. Service fee sef fit be that kyn 500

Aare2050:
yes na. abi u need weed?

Shey you get Jamaican weed ni?

Physika:
NFF go jux do abracadabra combo nd call it football team..
Very annoying performance

Watching naija is like committing yourself to two hours of sorrow...

Na only peeps wey get bi polar disorder fit watch their ish.

Physika:
*Gives him form*
Oya fill ur info into d blank spaces below:
Name: .............. Location: .............. University: .............. Desired state for servicing: .............
Cc Omitooguns Physika

Iyaf done this ish before tey tey na

Physika:
Imagine o.. 9ja ws unable to defeat Tanzania

Who dem d ever beat bfor?

Dead ass folks

haywire1:
Cafe for wettin. Lai Lai, nothin go fall Frm sky wey ground no go receive. There will surly be a way out.

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The signing ish... Remember during that BVN stuff, they was this equipment the bank people used... My system no get that 1 o

Aare2050:
welcome back. truly lots of things has happened.
meet me at the El-Dola hotels and suit tonight I would like you to meet the following people
Allsmyles, elmisti, hilsocial, thespark, dolarfunmi, donpsymon, and others. 8 pm is the time. come with your night gown.

Lol weyrey








Na only night gown she go bring come ni?

abdrazak:
Name: Abdrazak Location: Ogbomoso Graduated School: LAUTECH '14 Preferred Posting: Allah knows the best

Welcome!

Xcozee:
lol...now u know...it was used for A'15...also I advice while signing, don't make it too bold, as CM in A'15 then had issues of thr signature been uploaded kos of d size

Alright... Noted thanks bro...

Haywire1 this thing don d look like na cafe go sure pas.

haywire1:
We sign oo, we no sign oo, I'm ready
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I tell you.

haywire1:
If u dey use android phone, download camscanner for Google play, I think it's on applestore for iPhone users too.

#

Lol we nor go sign anything

haywire1:
If signature go dey, thats simply, We go sign on white paper, snap am then upload on nysc portal .

NO TIME

#

We nor go scan am

Olami90:
Brotherly, I dey kajad jare..

Hw's weekend going?

Fine o...


Na registration fever wan start... Came on here and heard stuffs like signing... Activation of online banking and all...

hilsocial:
Make una calm down, be careful during registration esp thumbprinting and signing.

I nor know say dem d sign too o

shawwal1:
Not sure about the state allawee and babataw will Definately not be in kd then no qualms, like I said I hav place to stay(family and guardians)

All good bro!

haywire1:
Whatsapp group idea, ur opinion pls
cc: Zeeenas Hilsocial 2el Whizqueen Babatawa Stancity Gazaliah Kbs468 Sydneyboss Deracathy Physika Jemimaa01 majidyusuf Ademasta Iykebest1 ifeanyija Donpsymon Thespark Haliluck Allsmyles Dubylhover Sambest2 Shawwal1 Hadassaheke Idee91 Rmfunky dossylvanus Chikaodili345 Goldeone Horladmejy Ayima Annybens1993 Beamborla Kogistan Sugarcoated Venom104 haywire1 kunlesufyan Starlight101 Harinholar Aare2050 muhyideenabdul Elmisti omitooguns Armynu Eseohe23 Dolafunmi Olami90 Hardeywhummie Ademasta Naughtylagosguy Princeparix Emlina Olami90 Ekeneluvsu Electronzeez Estyble Kunle106 Lagusta Nikkyzeee Sinbad2 Wamenzy Chimajii Kingdamzy Adakoleagbenu Donxab Roqrule04 Chinweukamaka Mistersle3m Ifeanyija StarryV Marcelinho Orgyplanner Orlahtohbadt
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The whatsapp thingy should wait...

Might do that when we get posted.

Xcozee:
take: there is no need4dat...some1 like me won't b there for reasons best known 2me... Just wait till october ending when u must av gotten a placement frm nysc, then the state u and others were posted to can now form a group whatsapp chat 4vital info...this will save unnecessary chats, ba3 life... The smaller, the more united!

#Supported

haywire1:
That shd be verve card, u can generate a code which will b send to ur phone number linked wit d acct. For any online payment I recommend gtbank mastercard, fast and reliable. Incase of any error in payment i.e double charges gtbank wil refund immediately or within 24hrs without even calling d customer care number.

If u've any problem wit ur access bank card during payment, try borrow someone else gtbank card fund it and make d payment with it.


#

All good bro.


I'll go obtain the code on monday... Might use my friend's card sha. He has an account with GTB.

Physika:
Dem kitchen crew go dey prepare specially fr demselv na..
Omo boi, o jasi @ all.

Lol all good.

Na mami market get me o...

Might as well hide dere during parade.

shawwal1:
Generally accomodation dy cheap for North,food as well

And Kaduna be my second state schooled there so am familiar with the place

And on a lighter note babatawa dy for kd he'll keep me happy jst d way he keeps mamatawa happy

I don zero my mind about state allawee if u can get a good PPA it will suffice for any shortage in d federal allawee

Heard they pay 5k too sha. But are you sure babataw will serve there? Thought he prefers OYO?

haywire1:
Payment is d easiest. Load ur acct with d money then pay with ur atm. Which bank do u av an acct with?

#

Acess bank

Do I have to contact them before starting the process?


Maybe activate internet banking or so..

Physika:
Kai.. Me lost moni jawe, devil catch winch.
The thing still dey do me lyk magic.
Anyhw sha, ah go leggo wid dem kitchen crew

Kitchen ke?

Heard kitchen food no be here o

dossylvanus:
Bros na the martial discipline I like sef.

Hmm

Anthony Martial

haywire1:
Notin like driver jare, just thumb print scanner, scanned passport, computer,Internet that's all

#

If na so I fit do am for my house too na


Na that payment stuff I d fear.

dossylvanus:
I fear no bagger.....



I actually went to a Navy Secondary School.















GOAL! My form is increasing ten fold!

Na your type go do frog jump for camp come forget how to waka


When soldier whoop ya ass for camp like twice...


You go change tune... Navy school or nah you go suffer if u misbehave.

Physika:
Both smal chic or matur chic.. Chic na chic... Lols
Btw, aint got no tym fr chickens.. Gotta make real G man
Do u read me, over!

Roger that

Till them castrate you for north...


Meanwhile 'Fear North'

Physika:
@Elmisti, com nd yan dis guyman hw broke i am right nw

ROTFL


After all those months for house... You no fit hustle small money abi?




Your case dey supreme court


You go hear am hot for camp

elmisti:
Cc pm news
Linda ikeji must hear dis........oniranu somebody.....

Na only Linda Ikeji?

Stella Dimokokorkus nko?

Person cannot talk truth again on here