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elmisti:
*shrugs*......seems I will v to put up wif ya bull shit...D cash is worth it....lemme go and leave instructions for d securites outsyd.....make una compose list of person non granta....I will be off to EL DOLA soon

GB Don's residence,
Lekki,
Lagos.

Dear Elmisti,

Due to your public request to provide a list of persona non granta, I and my e boo goodyboo have compiled the following names:
*Whodohgeepee
*Marcelinho (should be interrogated properly, and maybe allowed a glimpse
*Samie23ten

Please enable to 'shoot on sight as the aforementioned monikers do not wish us well. Kindly extend my regards to your lovely wife and my attorney mobi18.
Thank you,

Yours Faithfully,
Mr and Mrs Donpsymon (GB Dons).

iykebest1:
Bet y

You go know when mistabiola come

Solomonodimegwu:
mind u, no free accomodation until u arrange one okpeke for me oo

You sef for know say I nor d do free na


+ no make me change my mind about that stuff wey I want help you with o...

Olami90:
Shey d accommodation com wit AC sha? Coz d amenities heavy pass mak e no geh AC

Chai... That's old gist now o

I and Goodyboo and together now... You can collectively call us GB Dons

You wey na even my padi, as you no come online since you no know wetin happen.

KeriBaby:
Continue tormenting dem sef Donpsymon already snitched on me

I am not e-single
Sammie23ten and I are trying to work something out

That's not snitching na

That's jes asking my buddies to hurry up...

Those knuckleheads been crushing on you for a while now

elmisti:
*opens mouth*.....donpsymon com and see ooo....she say it will take more than one MAN ooooooo!.......*run outta d building*







*i knew it, I know donsimon alone is not enuf for her, choi! My paddi is in trouble*

Relationship tips from friends ?


#Ignored

Solomonodimegwu:
my regards to her. No worry i go giv una free accomodation in ma hotel for ya honeymoon

She go hear.... You...


Goodyboo dear...


How about a vacation at Solace


Should I book reservations?

goodyboo:
No, I am not. He's still d main paddy.

Elmisti coman see how a real woman acts

*perks her*

KeriBaby:
Please by all means tell

Who you telling tho

Alright

Cc Mistabiola Chimajii

Why y'all were sleeping with ya dumb heads...

Keribaby was getting all loved up with iyekebest1

elmisti:
So saying the truth is now a bad thing baah...oky oo...oy if she no like as I dey call am Tokunbo, wetin make I com call am...LONDON USED, or AKUBE?...neva mind I will just call her goody Toks!...bi keribaby com nd help me wit a diplomatic term for Tokunbo

You get luck say she nor say ma cancel that our contract...


Na why you still the talk


She be strong woman so your opinion abt her no d even get to her at all sef...

iykebest1:
girls that vibrate are hard to find. They can only clap and jump up and down when u start vibrating. So I ve a thing for any who can vibrate.

Oya carry on...


But no follow her vibrate o...

goodyboo:
I know u will protect me frm ........

Everything sweerie...

If not for you... Elmisti would have been whisked off already...

Shows why I love you... You're so considerate.. yet soft

Solomonodimegwu:
no p i go handle d rest. Meanwhile hw ur boo na?

Biuriful and charming as always...


#ButYouAlreadyKnow

KeriBaby:
Hahahaha

I go tell o

Solomonodimegwu:
help ya broda na! Abeg

No worry, I go tell her

But na only tell I go tell her o....

You go handle the rest yasef

KeriBaby:
I love you right back

Why's you and iyekebest1 getting all loved up

goodyboo:
no dear, let him be he's got talents,

Alright dear... If you say so

Hope you aint mad that he called you names?

He was under the influence of SK

elmisti:
See ya life, since wen did saying the truth becomes an abuse?....I was jst giving u brotherlly tipz on how to maintain a Tokunbo and you wnt to turn my good deeds against me bah....No problem....I even went to ask sammy for you bout d mileage...If dere is nytn, I deserve to be awarded anoda contract ni sef

Lai lai...


I jes the observe you since... For say I be guy wey d weed up too,


I know say you be dey under the influence of something...



I jes notice say na even SK you do na im u d shout anyhow

You can't call my boo tokunbo and go scot free o... Na only goodyboo go help you...


You hurt her with your words, and I promised to protect her...

goodyboo:
wait ooo, judging by ur statement ,it means u r a tokunbo. so funny so ur quote is based on self experience. u see ur life?

Just ignore him

Na weyrey he be...

Mad man wey the find attention

goodyboo:
I believe in u swidy....we surely doing the ryt *thingy*

Yeah...


I'm about to draft a new contract for solomonodimegwu...


Elmisti abused you too much for my liking...


I'd stop patronizing him too.

Kerimobigoody:
u can have her wit 3 extra women

She and she alone please...

Thanks

elmisti:
Am a drug baron married to a lawyer and maintains a joint biznes wit my first E-boo...life can't be sweeter....oya lemme drop d matta since our contract for security and cleaning still dey ON...buh lemme giv u one quote that will help..."Never Ride a Tokunbo as if it was New, A tokunbo is always a tokunbo!"...elmisti....

Goodyboo dear... Pls should we cancel his contract and get a new1 for some1 else? Solomonodimegwu actually contacted me for that


You know I can do it for you

harryson77:
yimu

*Hater sighted*

#ignored

goodyboo:
Oh my Don I'm happy I chose u.

*Perks her again and again and again and again*

Kerimobigoody:
don't worry....I dne call goodyboo pipol for village to inform dem of the latest development...donpsymon ready ur least 10milla when coming Akwa Ibom...cos u nid cover my face if nt

Money is never an issue...


I'm called 'don' for a reason

harryson77:
I see page 3000...........

Clearly bro...

Very clear

*returns back with bath fruits, and soft towel*


*Whispers to her ear*


Goodyboo dear, you know I can't love any1 else but you... To them I'm not good enough but to you I'm the best... That alone gives me joy.


*scrubs her gently*


*Perks her*


people like Elmisti will talk about us till and neglect everything else, trust me, their business will fall and we'll stand taller...


You know whatever has many enemies is on the right path...


I love you bae


*perks her*


Can't just stuff starring at you for a moment!

elmisti:
Who puts a woman in the jacuzzi nd walk away!.....This is a sign....donsimon is not fascinated by the Tokunbo he bought again....Sammy av scam my paddi ooo...U want her to cook small in d jacuzzi bh?...mybe she cn look new...bros even if u do body work for am...PPle go still know say na Second hand

#ignored

elmisti:
*spits water*....u no go kill person.....so u men to tell me Donpsymon can't take d road alone.....let him call sammy for directions na...

Baba you sef you need lock up o... She wsnt talkin about me na


Na onuwaje she d talk about


You're so obsessed with I and my bae... Na wao

elmisti:
Kikiki...look @ dis small boy dat jst found love.....lemme tell u smtn son...I av bn blessed with two very righteous women who av neva bn previously owned by any1 on dis thread...I dnt go after TOKUNBO / LONDON USE...I got d swagz to woo fresh out galz...even after my first, I got anoda fresh.........






BTW....Hope u checked her mileage, cuz that sammy boy must av gone from Austrailia to Nigeria with goody

Goan sell weed jare


If na my bae you wan discuss this night eh... You no go see me


#JustStayInARelationshipThisOnce!


Weed don full ya head so you no fit stick to 1 bae sha... So our mata the chook u.

*pours warm water for goodyboo*

*Lifts her gently and puts her in her jacuzi*

*perks her and walks away*

onuwaje:
Omi na awalos awala adomina. dat is 2 say, a wuged congo semisus 2 say kolombo in pantikula is adolphos badamossikaly my coco nut for u . may ur days remain laka daysses of metusela. 2 all the fellowsis in this iliya De Naira,
u r all karrid, very woged and gbaski,
Walk!

Which brand of weed


Madagascar