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omitooguns:


i no wan miss the National Cake for Akwa-ibom.

That Awkward moment... You reach AKS tru tru..


Then come post you go 1 private company wey d pay 1k *tears in my eye*

DonPsymon:
[b]
Tomorrow being 9/10/15 signifies the end of online registration for 2015 batch B. My guess is, everyone on here has registered either with several issues or none at all.
At this juncture, it'd be right to recap our online registration experiences not just for fun sake but to aid the next crop of corps members and enable them avoid certain mistakes we made.



Cc: Babatawa blessedgurl Stancity Jemimaa01 goodyboo
majidyusuf Ademasta Iykebest1 ifeanyija Zeeenas
Sydneyboss Hilsocial Deracathy donpsymon Thespark
Haliluck Allsmyles whizqueen Sambest2 Shawwal1
Idee91 Rmfunky Xcozee Gazaliah dossylvanus
Benebaby77 Kbs468 Chikaodili345 Goldeone Prettyface
Horladmejy Ellagoldy Ayima Annybens1993 Beamborla
KeriBaby Kogistan IamYhudii Hadassaheke Pweetyface
iykebest1 Sugarcoated Venom104 Haywire1 Blym
Burantashii emerich kunlesufyan Starlight101
Harinholar chomytex Mzmeeday Aare2050 adusco
Joyce21 muhyideenabdul zaFuhrer noordean prodiG
Elmisti maeridee omitooguns Armynu Raylight2
Eseohe23 Dolafunmi golddeejay foxxynik Macbukky93
tk4life Rajosh Hardeywhummie dubylhover omavicky
pretty050 Naughtylagosguy Princeparix Emlina Olami90
Ekeneluvsu Estyble Kunle106 Lagusta Nikkyzeee
Sinbad2 Wamenzy Chimajii Kingdamzy Adakoleagbenu
Donxab Roqrules04 Wreetah Folabimi Chinweukamaka
SirMalik Mistersle3m naughtylagosguy elemhusny
Oduok StarryV amii131 orlahtohbadt Kookny Marcelinho
Jglad LifeIsGuhd owhizkid Sanchez01 seun305
postingnysc flex12 bharkarh Paulpaulpaul
Princesszainab Mobi18 haykayjay COOLESTAL
Doublelady orogodoganyin idirect Faithluv5 mekstaniac
Solomonodimegwu gallery0519 kam4r JibrilJunior
easysam14 debeejay Shegofams ssholiyz Olurote
ViktaSlim whoViktaSlim Ene4real sod09 SPDAZZY cisca53
hayzed2 saxwizard hola106 Legend4life Jimohllife
MsFaith Kinolas henrixx brownice1 Danfemi Danfemi
phummite01 Doxie69 69Missedcalls Fireandice wallexak
Danator anthony8888 jatau7 kobIsiAbuncha Cousim
IsiAbuncha jaziridon mustymatic sammy2310 Debris
chemss whodohgeepee Surulere2 somito121 wailing
Whytdot Onyeka32 goody1shoe73 Samapoh
Uniqueness01 tonyx4x44 TITANIUM247 Holumiedey
lawlarDee maximilian19 jamislaw Snowflake002
slimBinzaid Lizzyuk cdsloane Wumipaul Adeyemi0
Aallyshegzee144 Iwant2know nonsom cychioma
cynthiaezebaby Polystyrene1 nekkysugar ysekina
KingJB christay kutimhemhe Soyedele1 Graceovereffort
mukhcech et al



[/b]

Let me start first... If you missed it earlier


Me wey wake that 8th sept by 7am

*First cafe, dude told me they shifted reg to the next day
He prolly didn't have data on his modem . It was when I
saw your post that you successfully registered, That's when
I said Lai lai... I must do today o


*Second cafe, dude kept me waiting... You know the reason
Two old women were ordering BB Z10 on jumia... 1 of
which had no mail account


*Third cafe, babe told me "oga wey d do am nor dey...
Check later for evening"


I had to give up sha. But NO! I went to take some passport
photographs, figured out I'll need it for the reg. That's
when I opened the NYSC link and submitted my mail... The
photographer directed me to his friend's cafe sha so I
went.


On reaching there, come see crowd! *tears full my eye*
Guess what?


They were all waiting for mail from NYSC

I jejely opened my mailbox, closed my eyes and opened
the right one as if to wink


Saw link!!!


Rushed to the cafe guy who was equally shocked at how
the link popped up in my mail box asap
But he proceeded sha...

Had some issues with biometrics but its all in the past now


Lesson: enable to fix an appointment with the cafe guy 2 - 3 days before reg starts to avoid waka about

Abiolainfo:
★★★ Hope you don dey practice this training...

In case you misbehave


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No body fit try am na...


Them d cray



I go shine eyes for them

onuwaje:
Better run boy!

*faints*

elmisti:
Lol, jst see am ni, make I go dey contact doctors wey go arrange medical report gimme....

Lol


No go talk sickness wey never reach naija o... Make dem come vex quarantine you asap.

Abiolainfo:
★★★Oya coman take *stickSweet*


Disclaimer; The post Up there is an automated response by Mistabiola P. A ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

But my call up number first ur own come

onuwaje:
If I headbutt ur destiny..

Runs away asap

onuwaje:
If I headbutt ur destiny..

Runs away asap

[b]
Tomorrow being 9/10/15 signifies the end of online registration for 2015 batch B. My guess is, everyone on here has registered either with several issues or none at all.
At this juncture, it'd be right to recap our online registration experiences not just for fun sake but to aid the next crop of corps members and enable them avoid certain mistakes we made.



Cc: Babatawa blessedgurl Stancity Jemimaa01 goodyboo
majidyusuf Ademasta Iykebest1 ifeanyija Zeeenas
Sydneyboss Hilsocial Deracathy donpsymon Thespark
Haliluck Allsmyles whizqueen Sambest2 Shawwal1
Idee91 Rmfunky Xcozee Gazaliah dossylvanus
Benebaby77 Kbs468 Chikaodili345 Goldeone Prettyface
Horladmejy Ellagoldy Ayima Annybens1993 Beamborla
KeriBaby Kogistan IamYhudii Hadassaheke Pweetyface
iykebest1 Sugarcoated Venom104 Haywire1 Blym
Burantashii emerich kunlesufyan Starlight101
Harinholar chomytex Mzmeeday Aare2050 adusco
Joyce21 muhyideenabdul zaFuhrer noordean prodiG
Elmisti maeridee omitooguns Armynu Raylight2
Eseohe23 Dolafunmi golddeejay foxxynik Macbukky93
tk4life Rajosh Hardeywhummie dubylhover omavicky
pretty050 Naughtylagosguy Princeparix Emlina Olami90
Ekeneluvsu Estyble Kunle106 Lagusta Nikkyzeee
Sinbad2 Wamenzy Chimajii Kingdamzy Adakoleagbenu
Donxab Roqrules04 Wreetah Folabimi Chinweukamaka
SirMalik Mistersle3m naughtylagosguy elemhusny
Oduok StarryV amii131 orlahtohbadt Kookny Marcelinho
Jglad LifeIsGuhd owhizkid Sanchez01 seun305
postingnysc flex12 bharkarh Paulpaulpaul
Princesszainab Mobi18 haykayjay COOLESTAL
Doublelady orogodoganyin idirect Faithluv5 mekstaniac
Solomonodimegwu gallery0519 kam4r JibrilJunior
easysam14 debeejay Shegofams ssholiyz Olurote
ViktaSlim whoViktaSlim Ene4real sod09 SPDAZZY cisca53
hayzed2 saxwizard hola106 Legend4life Jimohllife
MsFaith Kinolas henrixx brownice1 Danfemi Danfemi
phummite01 Doxie69 69Missedcalls Fireandice wallexak
Danator anthony8888 jatau7 kobIsiAbuncha Cousim
IsiAbuncha jaziridon mustymatic sammy2310 Debris
chemss whodohgeepee Surulere2 somito121 wailing
Whytdot Onyeka32 goody1shoe73 Samapoh
Uniqueness01 tonyx4x44 TITANIUM247 Holumiedey
lawlarDee maximilian19 jamislaw Snowflake002
slimBinzaid Lizzyuk cdsloane Wumipaul Adeyemi0
Aallyshegzee144 Iwant2know nonsom cychioma
cynthiaezebaby Polystyrene1 nekkysugar ysekina
KingJB christay kutimhemhe Soyedele1 Graceovereffort
mukhcech et al



[/b]

KeriBaby:
Do am I do yesterday own I go do the next one

Okay... It should be up and running in 5

Abiolainfo:
★★★DIY process...

All Facilities to facilitate the process are intact....

I did mine with ease plus zero stress


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So ma the cry now abi


*jealous mood*


That's cause you didn't do on the first day

elmisti:
Ehn ehn. Make I go check am

Check am o...

They posted him to Jigawa.

onuwaje:
Who b this reptile?

I call you reptile?


Or your name na reptile


*rubs fist*

Abiolainfo:
★★★Smile....

Hit his head on the wall and run away

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*watches you in 3D*


I can't die like that na...


Not when NYSC is around the corner

KeriBaby:
We dey reason alike

I the tell you...

So you go do am abi ma do am

Abiolainfo:
★★★Mad people everywhere... Going from one shop to another...

Bread is very scarce....


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Lol


No mind me... Haywire1 told me to run that stuff at home



I d think say the processes go long


I stupidly went in search of a cafe...

Na so I go d Bleep up...


Oya talk ya own na


You wey decide do ya own late

Abiolainfo:
★★★Another memory Card inserted

New files Uploaded


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Na blue film you upload


Can't see files o



Abi na psychiatric files full there




Lol

Abiolainfo:
★★★lol


I see you too.. "Shieve" Imam

Not keribaby this time but the fake Gazaliah..
Another Assist for Donpsymon to ponder on


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Scoring na normal thing na

I don't even celebrate that shii lately


You no know say... E get when you go score plenty goals e go come the bore you

itoski:
e better buy designers socks join because later on na only socks e go fit see wear go parade

Lol


Itoski Itoski


Ma guy... Ma guy


You nor know say mami market dey?


Who fit buy designer fit buy new shoe for mami na

KeriBaby:
Hehehe chronicles of our Nysc registration


Make una tell us una own drama na as gist no dey

Its true o...


Where that 2el long list dey


Let's tag everybody



That alone should swallow pages

Abiolainfo:

Abiolainfo:

This is why boko haram is in existence

KeriBaby:
Hehehe mehn that day was dramatic


I actually booked d cafe guy ahead and he told me to come by 6am cuz other people also booked him
By 6am to me means before 6am so before 6 I dey d guy shop I was surprised to meet a guy there who was also waiting
We waited for the cafe guy until he came
Oya wey link na
They no gree upload link Hahaha
Twas funny
In all I give thanks sha
I didn't have any issue whatsoever





Na me first the guy register sha


Very funny

That was wise and clever at the same time


Me wey wake that 8th by 7am


*First cafe, dude told me they shifted reg to the next day
He prolly didn't have data on his modem . It was when I saw your post that you successfully registered, That's when I said Lai lai... I must do today o


*Second cafe, dude kept me waiting... You know the reason Two old women were ordering BB Z10 on jumia... 1 of which had no mail account


*Third cafe, babe told me "oga wey d do am nor dey... Check later for evening"

I had to give up sha. But NO! I went to take some passport photographs, figured out I'll need it for the reg. That's when I opened the NYSC link and submitted my mail... The photographer directed me to his friend's cafe sha so I went.


On reaching there, come see crowd! *tears full my eye*



Guess what?


They were all waiting for mail from NYSC



I jejely opened my mailbox, closed my eyes and opened the right one as if to wink



Saw link!!!


Rushed to the cafe guy who was equally shocked at how the link popped up in my mail box asap


But he proceeded sha...


Had some issues with biometrics but its all in the past now

elmisti:
Lol, wen pplego dey find meaning of d three letters. On dier call up

Be like dem don stop that 3 letters thingy na...


Saw from that callup letter keri uploaded yesterday... As na batch A guy... I d feel say dem don stop that 3 letter thing

onuwaje:
Will u keep kwayett!!

You be class monitor

Abi monitor lizard

Abiolainfo:
★★★Insert another memory Card


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*corrupt files everywhere*

haywire1:
LOL KIKIKIKIKAKAKAKKOKOKOKO , NA ONLY PERSON WEY NO DEY ON THIS THREAD FOR CAMP INFO GO BUY DESIGNER STUFFS GO CAMP....

#

I the tell you



Bet why


Why person go buy designer sneakers for camp use


Funny thing is, some folks no go even notice say na designer u buy...


Na only you nd your pocket go know

Abiolainfo:
★★★No client yet...

I'm still on bed waiting for that important Call....

I run my own business..... Fired my Boss long time ago

Another wonderful assist... You and keribaby just dey gimme spectacular Assist... That's threesomeee forward

(Threesomeee though )

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Lol


Cheap goal you score you go shout like no tomoro


Sha its all good... Dey dere the wait client...


The anticipate that link wey must come...


You know that link that always pops up to help check things before they become official?

I'm guessing the call up letter link go comot say next week...





Backyard checking

Abiolainfo:
★★★Like the one above me....

It's another beautiful day....


It's raining heavily here.... And I'm feeling Cold

How's your area like?


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Mehn it rained o... But not serious... Not too cold at all


I went to run a errand for my mum...


The yeye man didn't show up so I'm waiting...


You don go work?

Abiolainfo:

*skaps him to reset factory settings*

elmisti:
No be small thing na. To dey wander alone for thread 2am

Baba don't worry



Check back 2am on the 21st



Normal service go resume.

onuwaje:
Even metuselah get papa

Lol





Na so you think am


You nor know say...


E get how you go don old finish... Your dead papa spirit go begin call you popci

KeriBaby:
Lol Donpsymon
I no wan hear stories

I the wonder if you made breakfast for the cafe man

Things AKS can do to peeps