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goodyboo:
mad pipu everywhere #smh#

mistersle3m:
my person i am just there jare. how your side bro? you finally quitted ur job?

Solomonodimegwu:
hmmm! My own tory nor b here oooo!
Me and my frnds book down one cafe man 2days ahead, the man tell us say for night ie bw 12am and 6am on 8th na 1k5 while during d day na 1k.
*Unfortunately we sleep for d cafe, link nor gree open
* when d link finally open around after 7am d man man nor gree refund 5h
* some peeps wey dey too anxious to register no follow protest for d balance, meanwhile other cafe dey pay 1k
* we querrel d man sotay we off him gen, last last he give us our full money say e nor go register us again
*we com begin find cafe, every where don full, then we decided to leave it till nxt day
#NEXT DAY (9th) we were able to find a cafe with few customers..... Come see problem for me to create account, my yahomail nor gree the open then d cafe guy advice me to open a gmail,
* the guy try several times gmail account nor gree create for him system # Na here i com begin reason weither my village winch dey follow me#
*na for another cafe i for open gmail com create account,
*after reg, my Visa card nor fit pay online then i com rush enter bank for pin, as i reach there network begin get problem after 2hrs i collect d pin, as reach d cafe d guy don close.
* dat night my prayer point was ''any witch or wizard that said i will nt join in dis batch, HOLY Ghost fire! 14x
Finally on 10th i was able to pay any collect my callup no... 158*** praaaaaze! Thy lord! Allaluya!

seun305:
B U T
T O
E V E R Y B O D Y









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Holumiedey:
Laughing with my kidney and smiling with my liver. You burst my brain

onuwaje:
I'm married _{to nobody}

KingJB:
Kikikikikikiki
Na so sha

onuwaje:
Dem never c anything

goodyboo:
key f nkoh?

haywire1:
Soo childish
#

onuwaje:
Perfecto

Abiolainfo:
★★★Bet y

This is Donpsymon (Oriki) now


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KingJB:
Good for you brova

Anywhere wey dem ask me blood group

Na random selection

goodyboo:
just on low key.

KingJB:
I sabi dat one...
....
Na blood group I no know

onuwaje:
Mail sidmach

Abiolainfo:
★★★lol


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KingJB:
I swear I no remember Which one be genotype...?
Shey all DOS O+, O- stuffs?

KeriBaby:
He really likes that songs


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onuwaje:
U b goliath abi. U b dwarf?

IsiAbuncha:
Ah ah! See my guy o, before I enter all doz kain places me sef go gadji-gadji well well naa
Make dem visit me for night, I no fear dem! No be today I begin deal with the likes of koto aye, ayamatanga and eran iya oshogbo dem

KeriBaby:
Tailor's dey to help you shape am

After I don settle down for my PPA and all
I go sew better designer Nysc khaki My friend own dey like better leggings

KingJB:
Finished registration by 9:45 Am, Tuesday September 8

Meanwhile, already opened account before going to cafe
Already paid at home...
.....
Got to cafe...(parrot cafe, Challenge, Ilorin)
Smooth...no hitch
.....
Advice to A16
Open account before leaving
If you can..pay on ur lappy..and jes go to cafe for the rest

IsiAbuncha:
Its obvious naa, I never took that part of my registration serious.
The states visited section, I made sure I selected ALL The Northern and South-Western states!
Languages Spoken: I selected Yoruba and Hausa as well (I sabi yoruba well but hausa na 0!)
If I end up in any of doz regions (God forbid sha) ; I go dey flog their children well well if dem post me go school to teach

Abiolainfo:
★★★
If this song is really thrash to you, then you're a terrible listener **lol**

No dey denge(denge) – I don’t form I no dey pose – I don’t pose.

My baby gimme biscuit I want sugar

The things you do me Bo’jo baro ko se wi- when it rains I can’t say

Bo’run ba ran – when it’s sunny

Bo’run ba ran ko se so- when it’s sunny, I can’t say



[Chorus]

Melo-Melo- how many how many

Melo-Melo la fe wi – how many do we want to say

Melo-Melo – how many how many

Melo-Melo la fe so- how many do we want to say

Ani melo melo -. I say how many.



[Verse 1]

Eyin fun jowo – teeth worth more than money

Eyin menu gun- teeth make d mouth beautiful

Apon bepo re mi Akonke- my fair skinned Akanke lik palm oil

Igi leyin ogbami – my backbone

Niigba ko sowo- when there was no money

Niigba ko so ola- when there was no wealth

Niigba ko so oro -when there werre no riches

T’aye romipin – when the world thought I won’t make it You stood by me

I know I made some mistakes But I don dey regret

Now I no go forget,when you cherish wetin I get

The very first day we met,I told you how I felt

Walahi I dey melt,my baby you are the best



[Pre Chorus] [Chorus] [Verse 2]

For better for worse,for rich and for poor

Ko si elomiran,afi iwo nikan – there s no other person, only you

Nigba ti mon hustle – when I was hustling

Ti mon squat labule,Ti modarinka jabata – when I was squatting in d village, when I was walking about

Ti mofesesha labule – that I was walking wit my legs in d village

Shebi iwo lo ri mi n showed me love regardless – u saw me n showed me love regardless

Dem other ladies,den no dey send me no cares

I know you made some mistakes,now you don dey regret

Now you no go forget to cherish wetin you get



[Pre Chorus] [Chorus]

Isu parada odi iyan,Agbado parada odi ogi – yam changed to pounded yam, maize changed to pap

Badoo parada odi Olowo,My baby parada odi Boss – badoo changed to a rich person, my baby changed to a boss

Iwo nikan..iwo..iwo nikan shosho Afi iwo nikan shosho

shosho Iwo nikan shosho – only u, u.. u only you alone – just you alone.


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onuwaje:
Normal levels.. na trade by batter

Abiolainfo:
★★★Maybe!!!



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KeriBaby:
Yes

Yes

Very

True

Ayima:
The school said i should not panic that they have my certificate with the correct grade.

onuwaje:
#mynysconlineregistration
Went well d only hitch was trying to upload thumbprint which I eventually did

And I realised VISA card was not accepted.

Bonus: when it got to states visited.. I fill all states except enugu a/ibom delta (state of origin) and ekiti

Cc haywire1 xcozee gazaliah 2el keribaby isiabuncha

IsiAbuncha:
My own didn't take up to 5minutes, I was sef ...
On that first day I waited to hear people's experiences, their challenges & choices regarding the states they chose so as to plan ahead and decide.

I registered on the third day (10th to be precise)
Arrived at the cyber cafe at exactly 8am, the sales girls been just dey open and sweep the place sef so I was the first customer (Divine Cyber World Choba)
Though I already left school premises years ago, I just made sure I travelled back there to do my registration somewhere on campus (I think its better to register in a cafe on campus)

Everything happened fast, can't even remember when they did my thumb print sef, but concerning that signature scan, I was told u need to be careful so as to remember the exact way in which you signed.
All the states popped up for me o! Even though rumours had it that certain states were filled up before I registered
As for the payment (N3000), just tell the cafe attendant to make the transaction for you and give him or her the cash, it will save you the stress of doing what you don't know and if you eventually have complications, your money don enter lorry cos u can't hold the bank neither can you hold the atm machine.

Finally, despite the fact I selected 3states, I have no intentions of serving in my 2nd or 3rd choice states, I desperately want my 1st choice so as per boy wey no won carry last, I still back am up with better runs o

Don't blame me, Nigerian government promises can never be trusted.
As an upcoming corper (Prospective A16) Ill advice you do the same

Abiolainfo:
★★★He's the Best I presume


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