₦airaland Forum

ijekul:
Yea I did...dreamt of AKS camp

Baba take it easy o


I no want start to dream... Before they say boko have bombed the place to shatter my dreams

haykayjay:
who be that soldier wey go tell me say make i do frog jump, dem neva born am well.
Mind you am also a military man.
I have serve in:
Red Cross,
Boy brigade 4 church,
Boy scout,

so i also deserve some respect.

This are they type of people I want in AKS
Who nor join Boys scout and red cross before


Nor worry... If u d frog jump... E go dey comic enough to take the pain off others shoulders

Olami90:
Baba dat one strong o...me wan form busy bfor na..told her to do d stuff quick like I did as she don conclude to follow my choices pattern exactly long bfor reg started. I still dey look sha.

She'll be fine then...


You for just help her select alternatives in case...

Olami90:
If not...? u no finish am.... Ibom akwa or yobe niyen

Baba ooooo

Whic 1 be Ibom aKwa again na



You cannor kee me with laughter on here

Abi na the River be Ibom Akwa

donasere:
I dey come nao nao...

Elmisti wey my package

Baba but shey you know? FCT, AKS, RS, CRS, LAG no the show for that portal again o... Seems dem don full

ijekul:
Ok might be true then.gud mornin

Morning bro hope you slept well?

donasere:
I tire for am ooo
Hin see me for dream ni!!

He don intro sef?

donasere:
I trust!!!

I go jam u for dia soon!!!!!

Oya nawww

I the wait for EPL for here o...

haykayjay:
lol. i wan use gen power my radio.
Mind u my bicycle must follow me enta camp wether d camp officials and soldiers lyk it or not.
My papa na 'man o war' so nufin do me.

Chai... Elmisti sell you osogbo weed


You don see that type beating wey them go beat you... Your ass go begin give apology


You hear say when soldier tell you make u do frog jump round pitch... You go begin ask yourself for British English "have I transformed into a frog yet"


Shey you know The pain for you knee go make you give testimony for hausa pidgin "walahi I don turn criFFle"

gbest58:
Re u a leaner

Donasere you know this person

donasere:
I see you've already seen Dr. Elmisti for something strong!!!.

Why not

Dude's got to be over the moon

Olami90:
Yea yea baba. She com turn am to agidi as if na me be ICT... Some ladies can be strong-headed ehn.

She go face reality when she enter cafe...


Do me a favour eh? Be there for here
The heartbreak go too much.

elmisti:
See as weed konji make dis nigga talk sense....oya take jaimacan weed nd enjoy

Na why e be konji na


If e hold you you behave o...


*collects weed*

Israelomojisola:
After reading more dn a thousand pages on dis thread,its high time I stopped being a ghost reader and partake in d fun. I am Israel Omojisola, a medical physiologist 4rm LAUTECH, my choice of states---- akwaibom, enugu and FCT abuja in dat order. Wish every1 of us d best in our deployment in Jesus name,Amen.

Ogbeni have you registered?


*taps hilsocial and Olami90*


Hmmm


So all this while you've been under the alias guest eh?

Sha welcome... And if you've registered see you in Akwa ibom, if not

donxab:
*wakesup* Leave am naa!
I dey process hin case

Loooooolllll

donasere:
Morning fam!!!

Ademasta padi mi toh sure!!
Harinholar omo gidi to proper
DonPsymon!...I hail oo
Elmisti....aw weed market dey go! 2dai I go need new brand. Thinking middle east sha
DossylvANUS the only Nigerian silver back
Haywire1 baba wey don go haywire
Gazaliah ati hilsocial Awon NYSC goons to sure. Nyc work
Olami90 baba wey dey see anything
Flex02 cso toh badt!!!

Iseeeeeeee


I hail yuh too bruh.

elmisti:
The one u go smoke finish dey misbehave for here....go and bring recommendations from two responsible members or I wnt sell

Baba n'la *taps his shoulder*


What is the essence of weed if not to get high.... Eh?


People wey d act responsible now no be mastery make them the behave

Baba gimme weed jor... Na with time we go begin behave

whodohgeepee:
dnt worry, am used to ds ma state gan sef! Ah will come for u in aks! DisneyLand no be for hia o! Making millions sef na understatement! Donpsymon knws better! Na ma financial secretary! *winks*

Financial ko secretarial ni

Na when you see say me and faithluv5 don jam for camp... You go begin wonder "what a small world*

haykayjay:
abeg i fit carry my own gen go camp?

Ahn ahn...


Whatever happened to your limo? Shey na the latest gen you wan bring too

Your private jet kwa

Dem go collect all of them keep 1 side you go carry your bag for head jor

Faithluv5:
Whodohgeepee,Disneyland ke? U know dream say we get akwa ibom and we where making millions

My dear...
You see? That lad still watches errrhhhh Cartoon network and Nickelodeon

He sincerely wishes you are cinderella or Ben10

elmisti:
Make I dey look una film

Baba do you have jamaican weed? Pls bring for a niqqa o jare

whodohgeepee:
faithluv5, good mrning! Dreamt of u as well! We were in DisneyLand! Abeg shun all ds intruders! *av gat a brighter future* winks! ! Shout out to ma goons: donpsymon(our fight Neva end), donxab(my town crier) dossylvanus(pls change ya moniker I beg) elmisti(drug baron, I see u) haywire(Neva get ya tym yet, d spoiler) shld ah mention Keribaby? Debris( what's happening) iykebest( join body) ah dey come, make ah check afang Wey ah dey cook!

Baba our fight wee never end in this world and the next
Its good we're doing it codedly o.. Or person for don die...


*taps doxab* he no know say we table him matter yesterday o

chimajii:
Sorry...I been wan talk something Lwkm!! Mah free d talk.

*Looks at you...*
*walks away*

ijekul:
Will confirm.didn't know

Friend of mine told me.

Olami90:
Leave peeesika (physika) jare. Make he dey form strong man with red eyes

I go like here him testimony when he register chai...

Olami90:
#Hmmmmmm.... U dey make sense bro. Mak she no go there unprepared.

Shey u don tell her?

Goodnight y'all... + is we really averaging 45 - 50 pages lately Well that's none of bidness

Faithluv5:
Ok den,am waiting for wen sleep takes me away

Goodnight dear *hugs* dream about strawberries and fairies eh?

Physika:
I greet y'all wey don reg, shey una go let us hear word bah.. Cavortin lyk say 2mao nor dey.. Hian.


Shey una wan hear fa? Yea, na nxtweek ah go do d reg.

Aks kor ak47 ni.. Uwa bu ndidi

*off to bed.. Ciao

Baba tuale!


When you wan register na Borno go remain

Faithluv5:
am fyn o, DonPsymon y aren't u sleeping? How r u?

I'll go to bed soon... Just up and about to say goodnight

ijekul:
Its d same o...self con now na 150-200k but AKS has more job opportunities and d sate pay 10k while crs pays 3k

Heard AKS increased state allawee to 11,500 last month tho

Olami90:
She dey chat me on whatsapp nd stil dey smile..she neva knw. Na wen she go wan reg ah go jst bone...nd dey form pity.

You no tell her? Tell her na so that she go the choose alternatives now..