₦airaland Forum

Faithluv5:
Make una go sleep o

Bae how are you?

ijekul:
Ok I just hope ur loaded coz cost of living is very high.the environment is gud and its easy to navigate the town as its small and has 2 major roads.on a general note its fun

AKS and CRS which has a higher cost of living sef?

Olami90:
I av a frnd too dat wanna pick A/ibom wit me. She said she wanna wait till afta a week to observe how d reg exercise wld be. Said she no wan teri s.I. Na now ori e go pa wen she go go reg.

She be like... "Why is this happening to me" She go begin blame village people

donxab:
faithie, my side clear ooo!
donpsymon wan tear my belle with laff, dude is just too funny


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Lol

Olami90:
Mehn u need to hear stupi.d reasons I heard frm som frnds for not registering early.... It's even gud like dat..I.e a sign dat nysc wanna tak dis serious

Yeah bruh


*codedly dancing to akwa ibom ayaya*

donxab:
kikikikwakwakwakwakwa
rotfl..........................and i just laughed for the first time today who do GP i first tink say na Whoopi Goldberg until i looked closely

Lol ... He go d sleep with him fat head now...

harbibbibe when did u register?

idirect:
Ama party for Akwa-Ibom camp like

Baba ooooooooooooooo

Thank God say no be sharia state... Na to do anything... Mehnnnn nothing do us.

hilsocial:
hahaha. Anytin is possible in 9ja. Who knows his strenght?

Baba this thing doesn't look like what we can manipulate anymore
I begin pity folks wey na only Borno go remain for their own

donxab:

More of like who do GP?

Olami90:
Baba nla, na so me sef dey hear oo...
Not less dan 3 pple said same fin at different tym..

This is why it's good to be wise... Whatever stopped peeps from registering earlier? This means my chances for AKS just increased o

hilsocial:
According to different sources that registered today cos i registered on 8th, these states are no longer dia: Lagos, FCT-Abuja, Akwaibom, Enugu, Rivers, Cross-rivers, Delta, Oyo ( Kwara and Ogun later disappeared but not 2 sure ).

Ha! And my stupid friend is busy procrastinating fa!

Dude said he'll register on monday. Na God catch am... He even had AKS in mind.

harbibbibe:
tried putting in 4 lagos and ogun buh couldnt access them sef, had 2 put in edo and enugu

*raises hands to the sky and offers praises*

hilsocial:
see dis boss, u think we de joke. Oya go na go see urself.

Baba gimme gist what's happening? States don the full?

CC Olami90

BecaciaBarbie:
Now this is soooo hilarious

He's not a human being? Then he's what? I think you should check that friend of yours well o...

OK thanks dear.

Quite surprised it sounds strange to you...


It happened repeatedly where I registered... Or maybe its cos it was the first day?

Marcelinho:
So if all of us chøose Lagos, Abuja, Akwa Ibom, Enugu...who will now go Sambisa to rescue d ...

You of course

iykebest1:
me too. My second "ruv" after football is Tennis. Be it table or lawn. If u jam me for table tennis ehhh!! My house is never complete without a table tennis room.

'Ruv' kwa


Nwanne I'll best you in table tennis anyday ... Accept it.

I don't play football too well... But table tennis no be here o

chimajii:
Sorry, u lost ur sight to watching too much blue tins? chai, fear God and keep his commandments

Baba its from birth o... So I d wear lens now.

ademasta:
See ur lyf... U do them finish u come dey pet them. No be you sell them Italian-mafian weed? Only two of them took a portion meant to serve a whole lagos camp soldiers plus man O'war and you are expecting normalcy? Nawa for you o!
Anyway, Donasere hw market now?
Harinholar me wetin u go cook for me, only kissin no go do am dis night o?
Dossylvanus hw are u...hw is elmisti weed doin u?
Boyefunmi whatsup?
Angela, i see u o!
Sugarcotted i hail thee!
Omitooguns, iyawo re nko?
Whodohgeepee, ur head is valid!
Eseoshi23, let's go there...
Gazaliah, the thread's imam...
2el, our threader and digital countdowm machine..
Babatawa...longtym o! Abi u don dey camp alredi ni? Baddoo...
Shawaal1, u don forget me abi...
Majidyusuf...happen?
Aare2050... 2.5gbosa for u...
Zeeenas...beautiful hajia
DonPsymon, the monster wey dey chop popcorn
Xcozee baba hw package?...
Hilsocial...ur social lyf nko?
Haywire1, the bouncer!
Plus including every1, how una dey oooooo

Let that monster not be literal

donxab:
incase you just dey come, no need to read thru the last 10 pages! its stressfull! here is a recap!!!!
chimajii and dossylvanus dey quarrel
elmisti and gazaliah dey fight for sister lifeisguhd because of kiss
whodohgeepee and faithluv5 wan serve together.
empressOVA finally registered
donpsymon and whodohgeepee dey fight but i no know wetin cause am, maybe na faithluv5

stay tuned

Baba I cannot fight with whodohgeepee na... *whick kyn name be this sef * + I and faithluv5 wee jam for camp... Make dem d do preliminary love for here.

donasere:
Man from d day I knew what football was till d day I give up the ghost...
It's alwaiz bin and alwaiz gonna be united!!

Baba that is good to know. What's up na? Our match with Liverpool this weekend. How e go be?

ademasta:
We still fit go jam for akwa ibom o... We go just plan our wedin chapally. I go quickly put one Boy for ur belle so that as u dey collect discharge certificate from nysc, u also dey collect discharge certificate from maternity hospital because u go don born me a bouncing Ronaldo....hehehe

Tah! Gerrarahia

chimajii:
Eh ya..I play a lot of Tennis. I barely like Moto Gp, doesn't seem eventful.

MotorGP sha... Liked it before cos of Valentino rossi... I'm not a fan anymore. Gems are rare you know, see Tiger woods... Dude dominated golf then went down the drain.

Rossi won motor GP in 2002 and 2003 I think... I watched him again this year... British Grand prix dude still killed it.

I play table tennis o... But my eyes no fit play lawn tennis... I'm short sighted.

fabiosmart:
You're right Don, truely maria is good buh for now, she can't stand Serena strength.

Maria is jus like a monkey, she got d skills and flexibility
Whereas Serena is like a Gorilla, she got d skills, strength and all d rudiments to remain d queen of tennis

Yeah! You're right!
That 'messi' effect that always stands out huh?
Iykebest1 oyaa see some1 else being realistic.

donasere:
No oooo!!! Man u ke!!.....

I be eyimba fan....i just like to dey use united pictures ni!!





If I catch myself say I no be red devil!!!

me sef na man u fan nau

For more than 10years now sef... Baba I have seen highs and lows o...

donasere:
It means spiritually!!...your fwend ain't human ooo!!!


Elmisti come use oju inu look this thing!!...cawi turari come ooo

Vampire ni Eleyi oo!!

Baba he's too fair... It happened to many fair peeps at the cafe.

absnaira:
Why we u use red background passport,dnt u read at all?

What's your own? If the system was rejecting the white one what should she had done? Not register rather?

donasere:
D reg no suppose pass 2weeks sef!


















GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL

Lol you be man u fan?

donasere:
Owk na!!!...

You kno its meant to be on a 1st come 1st serve basis

For naija wey we dey? That doesn't seem possible o... Dem go still break protocol... But that's how it should be.

Gazaliah:
Already on 16o***

Hmm... And its jes day 3

Folks no the smile for this country

BecaciaBarbie:
Please house, I used a red background for my NYSC reg....hope its not a problem?

My dear I used ash... A friend of mine had to edit a pic from his camera phone since all scanned passports said "he's not a human being"... Site seems faulty so I think it shouldn't be an issue.

Harinholar:
...akwa ibom

*hugs her so tight she begins to wonder if I'm sane*