FireVexen:
I initially thought the post utme would be held few weeks from now, but august 22nd ? lol, thats more than enough for the set of intellectual giants i met in the aspirants group on whatsapp.. those guys are really hot.. as in "REALLY ' hot... btw, nice post boss , you just gave us a nice intimate insight and neutralize the acidic effect of the exam on the aspirants (fear , uncertainty and anxiety) thanks sir...

DrSage
Donriddo
Kinxlink
Youngkenneth
Olamitisoji

fear, uncertainty and anxiety. Hummnn... Boss yeee! I doff my boxer for you... You 7 much.

Boss starlings. Thanks Sir. Guilty of no3 *covers face*

starlingslimnet:
How them go put am for 22nd? dem dey craze?

chai... Awon eleyi ti jewe tan oo... Its too far i think too

Greenbuoy:
SHEY UNA DON HEAR??
Sey what we've been waiting for don shOw finally?
Sey the price na 2000N?
Sey E go close on the 1st of August?
And Sey exam proper na on the 22nd of August?

heard that too... Its on its way. Having mixed feelings. Happy? Nervous? Scared? I dont even know

Now that Jamb has decided to end their endless changeOfInstitution deadline. When should we be expecting the form? Guys dey para oo... Some pple dey fold arms dey tap their right foot in anticipation...

Samakinr:
I have 262 in Jamb... Please how good am i to go... Oau medical student aspirant

sighs! The second great Ife ever showed up here. Welcome Sir.

DrSage:
U sef dey c am

abi oo... I dey see dem dey look dem with my opera glass.

Now they are re-surfacing. After mighty morsels of books... God dey take one eye look you ooo... Welcome back Bosses

help Sirs.
Prove that sec^2x - (3/4)secx = 1/2

DrSage:
Baba d matter tire me o

My Boss, na only God fit solve the matter ooo... Like say like say OAU aspirants dem no want take am easy at all ooo... Some pple neva see sun since we finish jamb... Dem Just lock up for room dey Jack... Kilodeee

IamOlayinka:
Amen and to we potential fathers also. But why is this page so dry like dis.!

abi oooo.. Potential fathers gangan...

lilchris04:
Send your phone number, Sir.

08130940297

lilchris04:

When I come on campus we'll meet. So busy now. God bless.

Thanks a lot my Boss. And u dont do social networks now oo... How am/are I/you going to contact you/me then Sir?

DrSage:
Lolz,I don dey sambisa already,ur teasing don 2much

lwkm, lmao, lol, rotfl. My Belle oo.. I ll join you soon.

DrSage:
lai lai,ah be small boy fr where una dey

lwkm. u and aro be roommate... Iffu whyne me too much. I will vex relocate go sambisa now.

kinxlink:
To the Gurus in the house. Scroll up for my questions

52. C 53. A 54. C 55. C 56. B 57. D 58. B 59. B 60. C 61. A 62. C 63. A 64. A 65. A 66. C 67. C 68. D 69. C 70. D 71. C
Kini scores?

DrSage:
fa hear say I lead am. *Runs away frm thread*

*Grabs him by the neck* where u dey go? Na Boss starlings say mey u lead... No run away from ur responsibility.. Boss starlings go carry banner. The rest of us go manage cardboards

starlingslimnet:
OAU should conduct this damn post utme come July because I got things to do with my time than reading those annoying chemical properties . I got a Book to write!!!

Lwkm. Boss starlings don vex... No be only u ooo my brother... Its annoying... Abi make we go protest ni...?

Lagusta:

When I entered the cadaver lab, I stood still for a while....

The sight was horrific...

The stench was horrendous.....

You will see cadavers with centipedes crawling out of their eye sockets....


Maggots popping out as you dissect.....


And guess what, the first day I was there, I saw a lecturer eating donught beside a cadaver.....


And since then, I became a man!!!

Lwkm. My Belle ooo

DatechMan:
Can someone figure out an analytical solution to this equation?

4^x + 3^x = 5^x

4^x + 3^x = 5^x
divide bothsides by 4^x
1 + (3/4)^x = (5/4)^x
1 + 0.75^x = 1.25^x
1 + (1-0.25)^x = (1+0.25)^x
Approximating linearly
1 + 1 - 0.25x = 1 + 0.25x
2 - 0.25x = 1 + 0.25x
0.5x = 1
x = 2

lilchris04:

Which campus? Main or CDL?

Main campus but if you want me to come to CDL. I will, heard its not that far from the main campus.

dejt4u:
⁶P_x = 30, 6! / (6 - x)! = 30, 30 x 4! = 30(6 - x)!, (6 - x)! = 4!, Obviously, x = 2 Q.E.D

naturalwaves:
The answer is 2. See solution attached below......

Thanks my ßosses. I really appreciate.

Wow! I cant believe where i just landed... Nice meeting you all Sirs/Mas. I look forward to learning more than a lot from you.
Please help me.
6Px = 30.

Where P = permutation

lilchris04:

Now!

okay thanks. How do i get in touch with you Sir? Asin when i get to the campus.

Yes. This is cool. Lets Begin!!!

DrSage:
Boss mi,as soon as I saw dz post,I had to tell d pilot to stop the plane & I jumped out to greet u nt minding d altitude.

hahahahahahaha.... U no go kill pesin oo Ogami

yungkenneth:
are u guys on campus presently?? @ Donriddo + DrSage

No Im not Sir

Hello guyz... ßoss DrSage ßoss starlings... I jump down from 25-storey building greet you Sirs

Mhyzamy:
Tnx very much

You are welcome.

hummmnn.... Some pple shaaaa... This story from 2007 is back again. Not in Portugal again ooo... Now its Naija... Nawa for una jobless pple oo... http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=11242

Mhyzamy:
@ donriddo I reside at agege

Bookshops go plenty for agege naw... But if not. Just go to yaba @ Teju osho market. Dats a sure bet. But really, its not that scarce. Im sure you will be able to get within that your vicinity

Mhyzamy:
Please where can I get OAU post utme past question in Lagos

Any Living and functioning bookshop. But where do you stay in Lag?