DrSage:
moving normally bro. Wah abt u?

. My Boss. It's Slow but Steady... May God help us all.

lilchris04:

You are not likely to need English. Our English is advanced. You need Biology, if you can photocopy it. I'll advise you to come early, there's not much time left. Good luck.

thanks Sir... Early like when?

DrSage:
nice piece bro

thanks Baba, aw studies dey go?

lilchris04:

What sir?

thanks ßoss... The form shud be out probably in 2weeks time which im likely to cycle down to Ife. So i dunno if you can help with your PD-notes(especially english). Most importantly how i will meet you Sir... Help ur boy Oga mi Sir.

gud4dbest:
dude,please ooo,is post-utme form out?

not yet Sir

The days get shorter.

Diurnal beings go Nocturnal.

Days got busier.

Nights fight for freedom.

Candles keep being lit.

All hail Night Jackers.

Here we come oh! Great Ife.

The school of Intellectual Gladiators.

Where men are forged into gods(hahaaa).

As the exam keep approaching us arithmetically.

So shall our success run towards us Geometrically.

And our chances rise exponentially.



I wish us all an exulting triumph oh! ye brethren of mine.

lilchris04:

Awww. I rarely have time to use phone here. I'm doing pre degree. Always busy. But, not to worry, I'll try to see you on the day of post jamb. Or are you a predite?

Oga ßoss. I need ur help ooo... Would be glad if you can Sir.

DrSage:
Happy new June guyz,may we continually remain protected from the fiery darts of the evil one. Our post-utme comes up next month & I believe we've passed exceedingly well. Happy new June once again!




cc:
Donriddo
Starlingslimnet
Kinxlink
Youngkenneth
Olamitisoji
Feyikemi15
Kofoworawealth
Firevexen

ßaßä, thanks ooo... I wish you the wonderful same... My ßoss of the First order.

lilchris04:

Awww. I rarely have time to use phone here. I'm doing pre degree. Always busy. But, not to worry, I'll try to see you on the day of post jamb. Or are you a predite?

No im not a predite my ßoss... All is well. Success is ours.

Lagusta:
Hellooo

Biggest ßoss of this great era. I double siqht you Sir!!!

lilchris04:

Lool. We thank God. How was your jamb?

I tried my best oo, not too good but i give thanks to God. May i av ur contact pls... Lemme know my ßoss better.

DrSage:
sup fellaz

ßoss Sage, we dey one side wey u dump us oo

timfemu:
Hello guys. Abeg do we have whatsapp group that i can join pls

ur number?

starlingslimnet:
Brain Teaser Game.

Think its time to have some fun..and
here is the rule..

1. You answer the question of the
poster above you by quoting him or
her.
2. You ask your own question in return
3. One question at a time
4. Your question should be a brain
teasing one.

If No one is able to answer your
question within 24hrs..then you win the
game.

Let's begin..

Question:
Give me two Nine Letters words

Starlings Education.

"Things are closer than they appear" ---- this statement is most common to which worldly object?

kokoko, anyone home?

Lagusta:


Wooow, I feel honoured that my biggest chairman is hailing me like this, chooooi, I am the luckiest man on earth.....

God bless u bro

Amen Sir... Chai, my ßoss is full of wonders. Thats why u be the ßoss shaa...

Lagusta:


God will see you through my oga at the top, don riddo of life!!! Double twale for my chairman!??

yeeeeeeh! I dunno maybe i shud cry or laff... I cant just imagine my one and only greatest ßoss of the "highest alacrity" take a look at our thread.... ßoss Dr. Lagusta, eni mo kori, eni ri kodamo.(dey translate am ursef)... Yessss!!! Its good to av a ßoss in our midst... With all d reserved respect sprayed with heavenly fragrance, i say unto you "Welcome to our little world! Sir".

lilchris04:
Morning Drs. & aspiring Drs. How was your night? I'm an aspiring medical student of OAU. Actually, I feel the passion to study medicine & I know, by God's grace, I'm in already. Nonetheless, I have heard various things about this course. I'm not moved. I just want our "Ogaas" in the thread to shed more light on what the course is & what it means to study medicine in Nigeria. What's the least duration a medical student is expected to read for daily? I hear the reading never stops. Lol! Is it really as hard as people say it is? I would be glad if I get answers from great intellectuals like you. Thanks & God bless.

Thank Goooood!!!! Haaa, ßoss chris, na God bring u oo, no be devil. Whr u go all dis while wey ah don dey look for a fellow OAU aspiromedicologist. Nice meeting u Sir.

starlingslimnet:
Omo mehn just finish section one out of section three wey dey for chemistry... ..when my fellow Aspirants Don finish all their subjects

whaaaaaaaaaatttt??

I started before you and u ar already done with section one


Olorun oba anu oooo.. Ibo lojuure waaa,... Lemme buckle up ooo... Yeeee... OAU must nt carry last(lwkm) someone just stole my line... ßoss starlings, I swear, before you, na you and after you, na still you naani...
But wait, shebi i beg you make u no read again... Let us kids too score somtin naah... Diaris God ooo

Please guyz, invite more aspirants to this thread. OAU must not carry last(lolz). Lets make the thread active and bring it alive(its a shame other schools are utilizing the internet than us), I know, I know, I know you guyz are busy jacking all jackables just to neutralize d super-conc. Acidified test OAU is preparing to throw at us, but you know, they say "INFORMATION IS THE KEY". That is very true, i quote my ßoss DrSage. He said: "Staying totally off social media does not guarantee you a good score". I have pondered on those words for hours and i found it to be very true. Albeit, you will be more focussed staying away but who knows when a great information will pass across the media?

Interviewing many successful OAU students abt how they scaled through during their time, I found out that, oh boy, you just dont study hard for OAU putme. You must STUDY SMART.

Here we come oh Great Ife!

I wish us all an outstanding success.

lasstropinky:
Add me 08185628794 pls notify me as soon as you have seen it so I can remove it ASAP

Done.

starlingslimnet:
Started studying since Monday and today I had physics. When reading on my attention was brought to minute details which I made into questions. Below are the questions:

1. Platinum wire is used when wires are to be fused through walls of glass vessels because
A) Have high expansivity
B) Have low expansivity
C) Approximately expansivity with glass
D) Glass is thicker

2. Lightning conductor works in the principle of
A) Electrostatic conduction
B) Point action
C) Force field
D) Magnetic field

3. Apart from capacitor which of the following can store electric charges?
A) Incisors
B) Semi conductors
C) Electrophorus
D) Capacitance

4. Depolarizer removes hydrogen by which process?
A) Oxidation
B) Re-dox
C) Reduction
D) Decomposition

5. In a photocell electrons flow from
A) Cathode to anode
B) Anode to cathode
C) Cathode to cathode
D) Anode to anode

It remain three questions from what have studied today. Going for fellowship now will post it later tonight.

Thanks

1. C
2. B
3. C
4. A
5. A

sodiq20:
Poster or anybody I THINK we should have whatsapp group if any created add me up 08168315509

Added. Anyone else? We need bosses to brainstorm along with us... Learning continua. Success ooo

ANY OAU MEDIC ASPIRANT ?

sweet7oyin:
sry bt what of loga2(4u) a..... is the base

still same approach.
Since loga2(4u) will be = loga(8u)
= loga8 + logaU

DrSage:

this way to yabaleft
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LWKMD

sweet7oyin:
what of if its loya4U.... a is the base

if y = loga(4u)

u can just split into
y = loga4 + logaU
then
dy/du = d(loga4)/du + d(logaU)/du

following our last differential.

dy/du = 0 + loga(e)/U = loga(e)/U

sweet7oyin:
he is correct

ßoss mathefaro was right, every "dx" was a typo. It was meant to be "du"... Sorry my bad ^^^^

mathefaro:
I'm sorry, I don't agree with you, especially since your differentiating with respect to x, d(lnU)/dx =! 1/U (I mean not equal) unless you're differentiatin with respect to u as in dy/du

thanks for that, normally u were supposed to cite every "dx". A silly typo. No "x" in d function since we ar differentiating wrt U. So every dx in d solution was meant to be du.
Im just used to dy/dx, sorry for that and Thanks once again my ßoss.

sweet7oyin:
Pls who can differentiate y= logaU...... a is the base

if y = logaU
we can change to base "e" to obtain
y = lnU/lna note: ln = loge
(1/lna) is a constant, factor it out
y = (1/lna) lnU
dy/dx = (1/lna) d(lnU)/dx
dy/dx = (1/lna) (1/U) = 1/Ulna
as final ansa.

Or if u like express in log base a
since (1/lna) is same as loga(e)

we av
dy/dx = loga(e)/U