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A Lettter 2 My Future Wife...............
Sitting in my room and looking through the window with the cool evening breeze blowing across my face, the thought of you crossed my mind. I decided to pen down this letter to you on how I feel and how I would want our marriage to be.

Dear future wife, who you are and where you are right now, I do not know. One thing I know however is that each passing day draws me closer to you. I look forward to the day we’ll meet when there will be that spark and our hearts will be bonded in love. My heart is racing in anticipation.
I’ve lived my life alone all this time but now I feel the need to find you, the person who will finally make my life complete. I’m a man with flaws, yes I’m not perfect and I know you are not perfect also and I don’t expect you to be. Sometimes I say things that I don’t really mean and do things that are not really my nature. I apologise for those right now.
I’ve got these flaws which will become obvious to you as we meet begin to relate but if after seeing all these you still decide to be with me, I promise that as long as I’m in my right mind, I shall love, cherish and respect you.
I promise to always listen to you when you simply just want to be heard. I will listen to you especially when you don’t feel comfortable sharing your thoughts with anybody else, and to the things you try to tell me when you’re not
even speaking. I promise to always listen.
I probably don’t know all the right things to say, but my feelings and words are from the heart.
Our fairy tale will happen, but remember it doesn’t go from ‘once upon a time’ to ‘happy ever after.’ So I can’t promise an all rosy experience. We are two different individuals with different backgrounds, we’re going to argue and disagree on issues but I will not want that to affect or change the feeling we have for each other. When we have a misunderstanding, I would not want us to sweep it under the carpet, rather we would address it and move on.

There are going to be times when our ‘love feeling’ will not be at its high. At such times it is our commitment to each other that will drive us to make things work between us. This fleeting feeling that we’ll have when we meet will fluctuate with time and that’s why I have made up my mind to love your person and not just your good looks (as that too may change). I will have you as my friend and we shall grow together.

Looking at my mum and seeing the sacrifices she has made some of which involved letting go of the things she would have loved to do, I promise to support your dreams and let you do the things that make you happy.

In times of storm I will hold your hand and we’ll face it together. We will take turns being strong in times of trials and pick each other up. We will have each others back and look out for each other when the chips are down. I will support you in every way I can and I hope you do same for me.
I have seen a lot of marriages fail but ours will not be like that. We’re going to make our marriage work for the sake of ourselves and the kids we’ll have. I would want you to understand me and not compare me with other men. I promise to do same for you. We will not allow extended family and friends to come between us. We are going to handle our issues in our own unique way.

We will be role models to our children and we will build a model home full of love where they will live happily.

These are not just the words of a man who is high on emotions but that of a man who is ready to take responsibility.

They are words with serious implications and I have decided to take this bold step with you. God helping us and with some effort on our part, we shall make them come to pass. I’m not going to marry you because my mates are getting married. Rather I’m going to marry you because at this point in my life, I need someone with whom I can fulfil God’s purpose for my life.
I know waiting isn’t easy. I’m waiting for you because I love you unconditionally. As I wait for you, I’m going to invest my time in making myself the husband that you will forever be proud of.

Wishing you all the joy and happiness you can get till we meet and begin this exciting journey together.
Lots of love from your future husband DONSIA

2015!!!
How will they just take a Boy to Primary school one day to resume a new session wit them.
Just his 2nd day in class they made him the Assistant Class Monitor, 2weeks later, the Monitor died and they made him
the monitor.This same boy got to Secondary school and in their SS3, he was made the Deputy Senior Prefect 3weeks later the Senior Prefect fell sick and died.He got to the University and they made him the Assistant class Governor, the Class Governor just slept one day and he didn't wake up again and he was made the Class Governor.
In their Final year, they made
him Vice president of the
Department; during a Riot in school, they killed the President and they made this Boy the President of Zoology Department.
He graduated and started a Lecturing Job, there he was still
made a leader. he later ventured into Politics and he became the Deputy Governor of his state, but God save that Governor,he didn't die, they remove him and this man
became the Governor. Later on, Baba Iyabo call him to become Vice President, 2 Years later, the President Died,
and this Man became the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Now, ECOWAS say they want to make him the Vice chairman of
ECOWAS buh Chairman of
ECOWAS said Noo that they should made him the Chairman at once, that he's not ready to die. Please, What's the name of the MAN..??

Peter Okoye has started his own record label, christened P-Classic Record, and its a branch of his company P-Classic Group. Everything seem to be going his way; brand ambassador recently, wedding anniversary today and Yesterday, he unveiled his very first artist – Malcolm Obinna Clint Onyeyiri, aka Malcoholic Obinna( his cousin by the way). Check out photos of the new act.
Peter took to his Twitter page to share with his fans, his latest venture

edozie04:
That's if e no fail me

:-D

dannydaniels:
space booked.....I'll comment in the morning,I wan crash

This comment nko :-O

edozie04:
I like money but e no reach like that,see as the boy be like wetin dm wan use do sacrifice

, your charm nko

edozie04:
In the middle of the night??Haa na to run sure pass

c lie o, u run? "edo" guys like money nah

Hey Guys!!
If you meet this Boy @ exactly 1am in middle
of the 9it, What will you do to him?
1. Run Away?
2. Comot The Money From His Head?
3. Pass By?
4. Greet Him? Or What Will You Do?

When it comes to food, trust me some Nigerians do
know how to combine but some food combinations
marvel me and i begin to wonder how some enjoy
eating such combinations.
Some strange combinations i have come across include the following (if you have been a student of tertiary institutions, you would also agree with some
1. Rice and Yam with Okro Soup: Rice is highly rich in
carbohydrates so also is yam and adding the 'draw' feel of Okra; known in many English-speaking countries as 'lady's fingers' is a "balanced diet" combination for those who eat such. Please don't puke if the mere picturing this food combination irritate you

2.Indomie and yam: Just pass by most mallam food
sellers at night especially in parts of Lagos and you see
some northern and Niger folks eating this combination after a tedious work day. Like P-sqaure would say, 'haba habactically!'

3. Ewedu, Egusi, Efo Riro, Bitterleaf Soup Combination:
I know some may argue this but it's definitely true.
Some even do worse combination and you wonder
how they wouldn't have stomach 'earthquake or diarrhea.

4. Pounded Yam/Amala/Eba/Fufu with fried egg: We are used to eating meat, fish or other protein with these staple food but in the absence of the mentioned
protein, some would eat fried egg to 'balance it'. At
least, protein na protein

5. Concotion rice with Garri: This usually is the practice in students' campuses - especially during exams time when 'owu don blow person' - during which money and food are scarce and everyone seem to be in examination mood. During this period, most are even thankful for something to eat!

6. Garri and maltina: Since Garri (processed cassava
flour) which is almost entirely carbohydrate, it is then
good to step it down with very rich multivitamin drink,
isnt it?

7. Bread and Plantain: Since people eat hot-dog,
preparing and eating customized African hot-dog is not bad after all!
Kindly share yours too

EroticAngelina:
lols, op said one word.. and what other one word could I use to describe a dirty person?

checking that blue tin ..... *dico* ;-)

EroticAngelina:
lol.. I dumped him when I found out he was a pig.

jesus, what a cruel world :-P

Just for Fun but be Sincere..
Describe your Ex Boy Friend or Girl Friend in just One word.
Mine:-OloshiorHOElosho.
Drop your Comment.

Seun:
Which specific categories do you want us to add?

like peotry cat, network cat(where all tweak and cheat about all network will be posted), private chat function

Keshi - Messi is from jupiter
Wenger-
Watching Messi play is like
playstation
Xavi - Messi is the best
player to grace the game
Guardiola- I
tried to make Messi the best player
instead he made me the best coach
Pele - Messi is better than Neymar, he never
dives
David Villa- I will be proud to
tell my children that I played with the
best player (messi) and it was an honour
to share a dressing room with him
Zlatan Ibra - cr7 is a result of hard work but Messi talent is
natural
Samuel Eto'O - If football have a god, then Messi's the god.
Dinho - I knew Messi was something and I'm happy for the records he has broken; his first goal came from my pass
Maradona - Messi is a genius. For his goal against Iran it was the boot of God, to him it was super natural and divine intervention took its part.
Ronaldo-106 games=70goals.
Messi-90 games=71goals.
Raul-147 games=71goals
To Me Leo Messi Is A Legend
and I Dream To Play Like Him..

I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY:
I was hanging out alone in a bush
smoking
some hard weed at around 11pm. I
decided to
leave for my house,so I decided to hitch a ride home if possible. It started raining
heavily and
suddenly a range rover jeep stopped by my
side. I quickly jumped into the
passengers side
and closed the door then the car started moving, and just when I was about to say
thank you to
the driver, I discovered there was no one in
the car. I
started to freak out but was
too scared to jump out of a moving vehicle. When the
car got to a bend, a hand
came in through the driver's window and
turned the steering wheel.This happened
twice and on
the third time I totally freaked out,
jumped out of
the car screaming and landed in a
ditch full of
rain water.I jumped out and ran into the
nearest bar, narrating my ghost story to guys in the bar,3
guys
walked into the same bar all drenched in rain
water. 1
of them pointed at me and said,"John,isn't
that the mad man who entered the car while we
where pushing
it?
#MagB

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http://lindaikejionline.com/?p=97

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Recently, FB announced that they would add a 'satire' tag with their news feed for articles from parody news outlets like The Onion.
NEW YORK: An article on the satirical website National Report, which stated that the social networking site is going to charge its users $2.99 per month starting Nov 1 is fictional, media reports said.
"At a press conference, Facebook rolled out their new monthly service plan which begins November 1st of this year. The social media giant says they will start charging members $2.99/mo to use the services that the site has to offer," the article read.
The article also used "made up" quotes from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Epoch Times reported.

Recently, FB announced that they would add a 'satire' tag with their news feed for articles from parody news outlets like The Onion.
NEW YORK: An article on the satirical website National Report, which stated that the social networking site is going to charge its users $2.99 per month starting Nov 1 is fictional, media reports said.
"At a press conference, Facebook rolled out their new monthly service plan which begins November 1st of this year. The social media giant says they will start charging members $2.99/mo to use the services that the site has to offer," the article read.
The article also used "made up" quotes from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Epoch Times reported.
"After thinking long and hard about this decision, at the end of the day we were forced to add this monthly fee. If we don't do something about our rising costs now, Facebook could cease to exist in the near future," the website quoted Zuckerberg as saying.
Later, the fake piece of information led people throng social media platforms expressing outrage over the article.
Recently, the social networking website announced that they would add a 'satire' tag with their news feed for articles from parody news outlets like The Onion.

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