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Ohimai could only offer a lame excuse: “I have never slept with a prostitute before. Although, I have a fiancée who I am planning to marry at the end of my NYSC programme, I wanted to know the difference; I wanted to have a taste of sex with a prostitute.”

Aru eme!!

Nya Aboki NYSC, arago ashawo ratara onwe ya nsogbu.

God bless all the sensible wives and mothers out there.

mrsjustice:
Domestic violence is never ever okay. The only reaction from him should be apologizing, but in typical proud African man nature, he has failed to do so.

I don't know the emotional trauma violence has caused you that made you answer "MrJustice", but all I want you to know is that an accused person is innocent until proven guilty.

Have a nice day.

Accusations shouldn't lead to condemnation without reaction from the accused.

So this is what Ole sold Lukaku to buy?

You noticed her bad character during courtship but ignored it hoping she'll change?

Trust me, that's a move and decision you'll live to regret so long as you keep living with her.

I'll divorce her if i were you, because I wouldn't want to die before my time or find happiness outside and end up cheating. And also for the sake of my kids happiness.

To anyone reading this, one of the best way to know a woman very well before getting married to her is by making secret inquiries and findings about her mother. It helps a lot.

Because 99% of ladies are nothing but replicas of their mother[Especially first daughters].

DaddySoftapple:
haha bros!!!

I had to sharply block her o, and till today she don't speak to me again but who tha fork cares? Lol

This nairaland man need to be wise o.

The same Poco when dey fork boss lady, if my crase come and i reason her matter ehn, i swear she go use army, SARS,police and even AMERICA military tey find me
She nor even know wetin i know about her but you know in life, man must have pity because that's what makes us human.

The attack i gave to mimzyy years ago during the miss nairaland competition did not really go down well by me now that I'm thinking about it and I've been looking for mimzyy to make amends (True talk)

I don't want to go that wicked and heartless lane again.

By the order of the Peaky blinders

Take it easy on them Bruv! Only you na Bokoharam and ISIS.

Even me wey dey quote you dey fear make you no change am for me.


Just calm down. I believe your weight.

DaddySoftapple:
Preach bro, Preach.

I once had a female friend from nairaland that we were really close offline, we exchanged Facebook and WhatsApp.

But i had to block her on all social media when i realised she was getting real close to Poco on nairaland and probably they have taken it offline.

I'm not a fool, i know why i blocked her and I've been justified.

By the order of the Peaky blinders.

I don't know why I'm even laughing, but one thing I'm sure is that i no fit jonze for this forum. Even if dem quote me for a fight, dem go tire, go two or three months break away from my mention as usual, den come back to continue.

My snubbing go still continue.

crackkhaus:
It's just ridiculous

Tellz you Bruv. Shiit was deeply amusing.

Reason real gamerz should tread carefully without loose-guarding for anyone regardless of how well-mannered they try to act offline.

Expect the worst on time and act according to your expectations. You'll never regret it.

crackkhaus:
Lol, why are some people busy editing their posts?

Misyarns...

Very funny. That's what you get when you don't think before typing.

Lack of maturity and knowing what it means to keep offline discussions offline.

Nwanneni, you just have be careful. Regardless of how decent and well-mannered anyone behave offline with you, h/she will always be what h/she has always been online.

Be careful!

DISPOSE OLD UNDIES: you know the undies I am talking about.Do so before they disgrace you in public. They can also be a source of recurrent infection.

This is very important and it's advisable every reasonable lady takes it serious, especially non-virgins whose pussay has become tourist center for mechanics and sugarcane sellers in their street.

Reason I tagged it important is because statistics has shown that 99.963% of non-virgin women in Nigeria are in the habit of wearing one red or black asambodo pant for 8 days, after which they'll turn it back and wear it again for 5 days.

This act must stop, if not, scientists all over the world will forced to use the emanating bad smell for biological weapons.

Nice writeup Funmisticqueen2

Thanks.

You dumped him or you were bullied out?

engrelvis:
yes! Dats is d only fu..cking reason am watching wolves match tommoro

It will end in tears.

engrelvis:
Will Bruno b playing tommoro?

Does it matter?

Na this one wey be like Alika wan face Adams Taore for Wolves?

Papanwamaikpe:
Of course I'm asking based on your screenshot. Because I've heard of any professional course that requires an accountant to build a career in engineering

You obviously didn't get my point. You said an accountant working in an Engineering firm can't build a career. Since according to Wiki, accountant means a practitioner of accounting or accountancy, which is the measurement, disclosure or provision of assurance about financial information that helps managers, investors, tax authorities and others make decisions about allocating resource(s), I had to bring out a professional course "Finacial Engineering" an accountant can go for to help him/her build a career in an Engineering sector.

Lalasticlala

Papanwamaikpe:
Professional courses like what and what?

Check the screenshot. You now asking me questions when you are suppose to educate me more on your initial comment.

Papanwamaikpe:
Let's say for an example, you're an accountant in an engineering or medical firm. How do you intend to grow in such environment?

This professional course can help an accountant in Engineering firm. You don't think so?

Papanwamaikpe:
In career, you grow based on experience and qualifications. For example the military, paramilitary, marine industry etc.

Meaning that there are jobs that don't give experience?

Papanwamaikpe:
It depends on the kind of job.



Not every job can be turned to a career

Example Bruv.

And reasons why every job can't be turned to a career.

According to Oxfords dictionary; Career is stated to be an occupation undertaken for a significant period of a person's life and with opportunities for progress.


While Job is stated to be a paid position of regular employment. A task or piece of work, especially one that is paid. More like a piece of work, especially a specific task done as part of the routine of one's occupation or for an agreed price.

From the afore-stated definitions, they aren't the same, but just to satisfy my curiosity. I want to know--Can one successfully turn any job to a career one?

Lalasticlala Mynd44

No hardworking woman will die this way in a hand of such a devilish man.

The reason this girl died in this manner is because she's broke, lazy and was jumping from one man to another for money.

I can't even imagine myself stooping so low to type RIP to a non-virgin lady.

cutiereborn:
Yes, one had the flash on, the other was without flash

Oh! Okay. Nice soup. Too many obstacles dey inside..

cutiereborn:
Made afang as well

Are both the same?

You have to give it to Muslims when it comes to drugs.

Many unimaginable things acquired your wife's poronto before she acquired the house you are showing off.

nwanneni:
She dey want form keeper of NL ladies na.
If I talk wetin dey my mind,the fool go explode this morning.
Like say if I look better women finish,na the one weh no get dining table i go come for.
To come follow am dey chop for ground abi wetin?
Na so dem take dey know women weh no get use.
See her belle and cheap hair for her dp sef

It was obvious she wanted problems, reason she tried to make a big deal out of nothing.

Even bragging about PMs. Which sensible and matured woman will do that?

Allow her Bruv. Just allow her be.