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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by donstan18: 9:53am On Jan 29, 2020
Kholiwe:
A rapist angry angry. HELL NO
Did he rape you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by donstan18: 9:18am On Jan 29, 2020
airmark:
Why are you running away from Klopp? grin
Mark you be mumu oo...grin grin cheesy

Romance › Re: Lady Request This From A Guy Before She Goes On A Date With Him by donstan18: 9:02am On Jan 29, 2020
So like this, na 1k Retweet dem use fvck this girl.

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Hits 200 Million Followers On Instagram by donstan18:
Joshmodest:
Thank God you remembered , we for school you then roast you ..it's a crazy achievement !!!
Ronaldo is simply great in his profession.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Hits 200 Million Followers On Instagram by donstan18: 8:29am On Jan 29, 2020
According to Forbes, Ronaldo makes a staggering $47.8million dollars per year from paid-instagram posts.
I wanted to say that instagram followers isn't an achievement, not until I saw this and remembered it's Ronaldo we are talking about.

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by donstan18: 8:10am On Jan 29, 2020
shilz:
don't ever think you are alone in this.
Lol. Why will I? When I know people like you exist. cheesy

Nne, your dp bam oo! What are those? Yummy Sauces rage abi na wetin? How una dey take call am.grin
Celebrities › Re: "Lack Of Education Made You Loose Grammys" - Naomi Campbell To Burnaboy by donstan18: 8:02am On Jan 29, 2020
99.863% of Nigerians will wish you well, but deep within them, they really don't mean it.

They'll pray you succeed, but when they see you succeeding to much, they'll start hating and wishing for your downfall.

Only a FOOL will say Burna lost to Kidjo due to his lack of education. He lost because Kidjo was simply better and deserving of the award.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by donstan18: 7:58am On Jan 29, 2020
Felixamos:
Lol.... You're a real nigga... Well done man! My own na egusi soup... No matter how full I am, there's always still space for egusi soup....Lol.. Cheers man...
Lol...grin cheesy grin
Properties › Re: Marlians Not Allowed In My House, Landlord Issues Warning To Tenants - More by donstan18: 7:49am On Jan 29, 2020
It's simple!

If you don't like his rules, you fvck off his house.
Crime › Re: Man Arrested In Court For Smoking Marijuana, Smokes It Again In Court by donstan18: 7:44am On Jan 29, 2020
You can't beat addiction.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by donstan18: 1:30am On Jan 29, 2020
Felixamos:
Lol.... Really funny...
You just can't imagine the kind of love I have for yam and plantain bruv. Especially with fish[Popularly known as Bole in Rivers state]

You need to see me when at home with boxer alone devouring it like a hungry lion bruv. You just need to.

Na my own highness be that.

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by donstan18:
Amorprincesa24:
Yam porridge made with fresh tomatoes, fresh pepper, onions, crayfish, smoked titus fish, eja kika, green (african spinach) and palm oil.
I need no soothsayer to confirm the authenticity of this very post.

Nice and inviting looks.

Now go straight to your sitting room, drop this food on the floor, sit on the floor and spread your legs round the food, use that spoon, create a middle space and spread the yam towards the edges of the plate, then slowly and roundly eat it with your fan/AC on.

You go feel alright.
Romance › Re: Reactions As Man "Returns" His Wife To In Laws Because Of Her Wide Private Part by donstan18: 9:44pm On Jan 28, 2020
They should fvcking take a hoe of their daughter back.

The man cannot come and kill himself inside a hole he did not dig.
Crime › Re: If My Wife Kills Me,let Her Live And Take Care Of My Children—nigerian Doctor by donstan18: 9:25pm On Jan 28, 2020
Your wife's boyfriend after reading this......

Family › Re: You Must Marry Me - Lady Tells Married Man by donstan18: 8:15pm On Jan 28, 2020
Her desperate condition awaits 99.975% of Nigerian non-virgin ladies who keep calling men "Scum"

Family › Re: Man Breaks Up With His Fiancée Because Of High Cost Of Bride Price. by donstan18:
Tell me that an e-diotic non-Igbo isn't the one trying to troll the Igbo tradition with those screenshots and I'll tell you that you're the most stupid person to ever grace this earth.

We, the Igbos don't give a flying or crawling fvck about what you lots think about our tribe when it comes to marriage and the tradition surrounding it.

If you fvcking think our women ain't worth it, kindly switch to a particular tribe where you can marry their women with just red oil of N100 and Ghana pepper of N70.

We don't care! Las las after ranting, you'll logout, sell your lands, leave your women and come down to Igbo land to marry with the money.

IgboBabesAmakaFc
AchalugoFc
UgoezeFc
ElewaUkwuEgbuoEwuFc
AsampeteNwanyiOmaFc

Celebrities › Re: See What Angelique Kidjo Told Dele Momodu In 1996 by donstan18: 4:58pm On Jan 28, 2020
This lady is bigger than wizkid and Davido.
Family › Re: If My Wife Ever Kills Me, She Should Be Allowed To Live And Take Care Of My Chil by donstan18: 3:47pm On Jan 28, 2020
She stabbed her husband to death since 2017 and she has been alive till today.


Kai!! Where is Jungle justice when you need it?

Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander! by donstan18:
What's the meaning of this rubbish?

That girl no get parents?


Why on earth will a father be so mean enough to marry out her daughter to bald-headed ancestor?

Celebrities › Re: Cardib Allegedly ‘stole’ Mercyeke’s Outfit, Rocked It To The Grammy by donstan18: 11:42am On Jan 28, 2020
solmusdesigns:
bros fine tune your eyes na, haba the materials are different and the styles are well known even Aisha Buhari once wore it to a state function waaay before mercy was mercy

so whats similar in them
Maybe Cardi B copied Aisha.

Celebrities › Re: Cardib Allegedly ‘stole’ Mercyeke’s Outfit, Rocked It To The Grammy by donstan18: 11:28am On Jan 28, 2020
Nickymezor:
They ain't the same, so obvious
solmusdesigns:
undecided

How is this even similar

.
Naso! How can they be when it's all about Cardi B copying Mercy?

The only reason they aren't the same is because reverse isn't the case.

Forget this rubbish una dey yarn.

Celebrities › Re: Symplytacha Overwhelmed By Maryamsanda 's Death Sentence Which Came Shortly Af by donstan18: 10:03am On Jan 28, 2020
The truth of the whole matter remains that 99.973% of people mourning these people don't truly give a fvck.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Calls CNN Reporter The 'dumbest Man On Television' by donstan18: 8:01am On Jan 28, 2020
The way this Trump dey take talk am as e be him dey give me joy.

The same person that bluntly called one clueless tyrant "Lifeless"

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