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You need massaging, wish I was there with you

Caracta: My body is paining me...my back, my feet, my arms.

That donkey has a case to answer I swear

Oahray: but... But I was not here when you posted this Why are you e-bullying me?

Sharrap!

caseless: Dont8, oahray, both of u shld leave this room right this minute.

Do you want me to change my mind ni I will tell my broda for you

**Calls Binger for him**

caseless: are u a learner? Abi i resemble fally ipupa for ya eye? Go down low...

Village boy, welcome

Oahray: You never still read between my lines? I have so much in common with them, that's why I'd marry one of them

Ask him, what's the big deal in this, same way they attacked El-Rufai, smh at his fanatism.

adexsimply: what is all the FUSS about? are you a FANATIC?SMH

Hehehe, as if you're any different from the village gals

Oahray: na village gal I wan marry dem no know anything about valentine sef

Yeah, Super Eagles, they won their match against the elephants

Oahray: you forgot to add Nigeria

Yeah, can you ask him now

ItsModella: Damn, this is why I like you...you know the right questions to ask

Donkey

Oahray: scaredy cat

The question is, which part of the earth is he from
Last I checked, Pakistan, Somalia, Afghanistan etc are all part of earth

ItsModella: Really? That's funny cos I live in earth too and the people around me know that cake is also a valentine special..

[size=16]YEAH [/size] [quote author=gree-die]yea... a friend was kind enuf to explain. back in d days it was cameron, i guess im getting old [/quote]https://worksmartlivesmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/old-lady-picture.gif

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Ok, I wont!
Have a nice day ahead.

caseless: dont8, dont pls!


Morrrinnnng!

Sure! Anyway, card is card, it can be birthday or valentine card

Oahray: I don quote am. If I no post for page 2000, e don be for you o. Better buy the card down

I beg to disagree, not everyone knows that and if she knows, she won't be confusing CIV for Cameroun or is it Cape Verde now

ItsModella: Jo o, unless she didn't do Geography in high school...everyone knows that Cote D'Ivoire is the french name for Ivory Coast...it's not even rocket science.

Far? I don't think so, anyway, I go chop your recharge card (Modey is our witness)

Oahray: I have closed my eyes and opened it. Are we there yet? My point is, page 2000 is still far. Whether you agree or not is inconsequential to reality.

If you insist I would eat my words and struggle to post on page 2000, you are free to place a bet. N2000 recharge card. Deal?

Yes o and elephant meat sweet die

ItsModella: Hehehe...na today I know say eagle fit squash elephant to nothing...

Yeah right, it's just for Gree-die to know they're same if she sees Cote D'Ivoire (French) and Ivory Coast (English), so she won't get confused.

ItsModella: which one na? na the same thing...just that the abbreviation CIV is coined from Cote D'Ivoire..

Hehehe! Elephant vs Eagle.

**Watching from my customised 4HDi**

caseless: binger? I'l make sure he's ostracised and decapitated.....binger wey u?

...betterstill, Ivory Coast.

ItsModella: Cote D'Ivoire..

My point is this-you'll eat your words.

I can bet you one thing, if you close your eyes and before you open it, we'll be 2000th page.

Oahray: and your point is? That the next page is 2000 or what? Hope you realize that we are closer to 1000 than 2000. More than 650 pages more.

My question again: are you still going to be here waiting to struggle to make the first comment on page 2000? With the kill-joy way romance section is going of recent, I doubt I will. There is something called progress.

Unfortunately, you're not a football fan, so you won't know the excitement therein.
Ok, winning CIV is more exciting than winning the cup itself [quote author=gree-die]no o... some guys were dancing and singer oo oooo o sometin sometin ndi owoo and obi kerere ke obi.
was wondering if der were insane.... now i guess not.
wat cup did we win??[/quote]

You should be, but go and sin no more and btw, where is that Lalaosky that lost hope in Eagles?

binger: Seriously dear. We need to be insulted more in order not to rest on our oars...i'm actually ashamed of myself for being part of the dissing squad prior to our win.

Good student, can see you're learning fast. Btw, did you watched the beauriful football played by Eagles?[quote author=gree-die]wrong .... dey all say i look beauriful wen im angry


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Perfect, in three weeks, you should be speaking Kween Engrish.[quote author=gree-die]yes... do u recommend her?[/quote]

Am here ma, am busy recruiting students and there is a catch already, Gree-die.

Tashamania: It is 'plof' BTW, I correct my sarary at the end of each crass o

Where is dont8

She's on recess, do you want to apply as a student?[quote author=gree-die]thank you. but where is d prof nah[/quote]

Afternoon Gree-die, welcome to engrish class with Prof. Tash. Btw, Spike C is on indefinite exile.
[quote author=gree-die]Good afternoon binger, dopejemi dont8 et all... how was service? uplifting i hope

where is spikes c?[/quote]

Pardon me, her highless, am an ignolamus.

Tashamania: I dunno again if its kween or slave engrish

And for the lecords, the word is spelt 'ignolance' not 'ignorance'

Oh, solly ma'am for my ignorance.
King or Kween Engrish

Tashamania: It is Engrish. Can you not understandment what I saying?