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freecocoa: she's a Nairalander and that's all it takes.
That girl is sexy.

Very sexy.

Idowuogbo: Gbosa!

They are wonderfully made.

Take down my name. I'm not going to be available by that time.

goofie:

What's wrong?

Demaejy: Na ur lips i love damn! It'll good 4 kissing or wht do u think

Her lips are indeed nice. Succulent lips.

goofie: toast...woo., all join. am not a winch o.am a correct girl

I meant ”wench“ not ”winch“. Clicked on your profile. You are actually a beautiful wench.

I will be heart-broken if the lady i love does not know how to cook. But, for the fact that i love her. I can condone her only if i know how to cook.
@post since you know how to cook. I suggest you start teaching her if she's willing to learn. But, if she's not, go and try another lady.
So, since you know how to cook. Teach her. You know, by teaching her the bond between you two will get stronger. It is also romantic for a man to teach her woman how to cook. She will love and cherish you for your kind gesture. I wish i can teach a lady how to cook. I will be glad to do so.
Ps: if she's not willing to learn dump her and look for another lady since you are in nigeria(since its nigeria's culture that a lady must know how to cook and perform the house chores). But, if it were outside nigeria? Play along with her, since you love her.#my own opinion

goofie: am around!.,.,.,someone shld toast me naaa

Are you a wench?

190-the-clown:
[size=18pt]i dont have tyme for Bullshoite man

Nigerian girls NEED IRON HAND


I dey find MY BELT [/size]

Lol. You are right. From my analysis about nigerian girls, that's what they really need.

190-the-clown:
[size=18pt]I dont appeal or toast, I THREATEN!!

Lemme show u an example!!

SLIMYEM - COME HERE NOW AND DATE ME OR I'LL CUT OFF YOUR NECK!!


.. . . . Watch her [/size]

Lol. That's more like wooing. Any lady will fall for that.

Nigerian guys are too poetic. Chant those poems to a white girl, she will just walk out on you with the poems still on your lips.

bittyend: Another freestyle; don't crucify me slimyem.

@FlowerPower
FlowerPower, you're the flowerbomb
you're the definitely the bomb, and I'm trying to detonate you, babes
Get you in the spirit for this, maybe I'd be your vodka
Babes, you're a sprinter, ad you're racing through my mind
Don't laugh, babes; I'm just trying to work your nerves and read ur mind
Give me the bright light and let me leave you blind(in love)
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I love the sight of your radiant beauty
Can I get to know you?

Damn! Dude the topic says ”woo a girl“ not write a poem. Poem comes after she had fallen for you and you guys must have spent enough time together. That's when you can now tease her with the poems. #my theory.

acidosis™:
hahaha. . .m singing for real.. not just online...

ITS HOT IN HERE!

Ok. I sure hope you know that no lady will fall for those lines? Unless, it is how you guys roll in nigeria.

Jeez! Nairaland guys can't flow with words. Some are singing in the name of wooing a lady.

slimyem: if na that one,you know where we do it nah...
Not here dude!!

Okies senorita. But my eyes are on you. **shake what mama gave to you**

I will like to woo the “slimyem” babe. She's a bad a.s.s babe. I need to use my words to stimulate her clit.

free2ryhme: rotten mind

What's ”rotten“? And what's ”mind“? About my comment. Elucidate please.

hornipipe: Maria your boobs are huge
I swear i like em huge

Wow! How come i missed this? I can bet a thousand bucks that this comment attracted more traffic than a front page topic. #don't criticize me for bringing back this comment.

candieangel12: mao funny video! I love these guys video. Watch this 1...its like my fave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwUX4cSwrRk

Lmfao.... The dread-lock guy can really act. The shape of his mouth whenever he talks like a woman is very funny. Nice video.

Ishilove: How do act? They go around sniffing the butts of any female goat around,so be mindful what u say

Lol. That's what i meant. If i start acting like one, i will start stalking her on nairaland. And that, irritates the most. Don't worry sweety, i know the meaning of what i wrote. Besides, i don't have time to stalk one. It's all part of the fun.
Ps: nice handle you have there.

okpara ugo: Tell Mrs. Chima that such women as your Ex. exist. The girl had such courage to molest you because you never fought back. Now imagine a man who loses his cool when that demon in your Ex. stirs her. Mrs. Chima will turn to blame you for hitting ur Ex. In defense.

Mrs. Chima made her points clear that the lady in question does not in any way act harsh towards her man, that she adores him. Since, she's too loving to the husband. Why does he(the husband) always smack her at any point in time.
One thing you have to know is that some men are naturally woman beaters or experienced such when growing. I have seen a situation where a man beats the wife because the food she served him had some sand in it. So, in your own sense. Do you think she deserves to be abused because of a minor sand?”Everybody make mistakes“. And, its not her fault that the sand entered the food she served him.
Take a look at the son, he also joined hands in beating the mother. So, tell me if the boy were to get married someday, what do you think his actions will be towards the wife? The boy learned it from his father. That's how it will continue to flow from there lineage. Eventually, there lineage will be filled with woman beaters.
Abusing a woman is not fair at all. And if a woman, acts harsh towards her man. Why stay in the relationship? Since, it will be filled with abuses from both sides. That's why its important for someone to know about his or her partner the more before they tie the knot.
I for once will never marry a lady that will raise her hands on a man for nothing serious or use abusive words on me. Cause i might lose it and beat her to death.

Idowuogbo: So u like stepping on my toes abi? I kill u d next u try rubbish. Goat!

lol.. Me goat? It seems like you need some flogging. Don't make me act like one!!

Nice thread..

Jeez!! @post i know lots of ”wight“ ladies that befits you. Do you like ”switzerland“ girls? But, before you get them, you need to work on your english. They are too civilized for guys like you..