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Some peeps on nairaland are just over-grown babies. I never knew that someone will be crying over some trivial matters on nairaland.... Adult by age but with the brains of a 3yrs old... Smh

D-Explorer:
Here we have the good, the bad and the ugly
Tape rolling. . . *adjust my seat, dip my hand into the popcorn bucket*

It seems like you guys are enjoying this right?

Monday morning bashing. Keep it coming.

Decryptor: i know the "one" u are talking about. It's no other than ogugua88. She's well mannered and cool BUT only because she's not in nigeria. Environment plays a big role in defining people's norms and ethics

Come on dude. Are you trying to say that girls outside nigeria are better than the nigerian girls?

candieangel12: Hahahahaha of course u dont understabd. Only fello biatches lyk myself will understanf. Tell my ex I luv him n I miss him. Wen is d pizza guy gona get here

Hmmmmm.... Weirdo

candieangel12: Wat jntebtions? I just want my boyfren back. But of course ima stupid biatch so I dont desetve him. Abyw ays do u want sum puzza? Hahahagahajs no1 shud listen 2 my dumbass. I desetve evrythin I'm gettin

What language is this? Cause i couldn't understand most of what you just wrote...

candieangel12: Does anybody want sum pizza? I'm orderin pizza. So tell if u want sum

Lol.... Now i know what your intentions are....

Hor.ny and missing someone...

LMFAO.... The good girls are not smiling at all....

candieangel12: But I kno he answers 2 se.x

Your problem not mine.... Seriously, i think you just cooked up this story to show yourself......

candieangel12: Shud I use sexual methods 2 get him bac?

Are you a sex machine? If you use that and you guys finally get to be together, he will use you as a sex partner....

candieangel12: He says I give d best mouth action he has had b4. We do bossom se.x, anal se.x n much more. We do evrytin xcpet 4 vagin.a se.x cus im not yet ready 2 b repentrated since d last time I had vaginal sex was abt 3yrs ago

Good for you...

candieangel12: Lol no im not feeln horn.y just dat I want a solution 2 get him bac. D only way I kno is thru sexual thins because I blow his mind wen I give him mouth action n d oda stuff. So do thnk it will work?

What other stuff?

Shollypopz: Yep, as in crazy!

Aww and harsh don't mix dude

Lol... Grazie senorita.... I will keep that in mind....

Shollypopz: Ur father is dull!! "WERE"!!

Awwwww!!!! Very harsh.... ”Were“ as in crazy right?

Hmmmm.... I thought ban last for 2days but i got banned from the ”car talk“ section for a ”YEAR“ by one ikenna something.... Mehn!!!! That ain't fair at all.... ”PYGURU“ is he an active member of nairaland cos when i went through his profile the she-male ain't active but he or she has been banning nairalanders...

Abeg @op if you try am you don turn to mugu ooo... Cos once you give her she will come asking for more... Also, which kind school dey pay 4k as school fees? And also why do you keep calling her always since she told you no strings attached but friendship?

Maria-G:
Ah ah, did the girl say she aint giving it back? Whats the talk about ATM?
OP,
whats the agreement concerning the money? Is it a loan or for dash?

Hmmmm.... Which kind loan? The babe wan maga the guy joor...

ifyalways: Much ado about nothing,IMO.

We should then be ready to change nearly the whole city as most of the city names are corrupted.and that includes Nigeria.

Naijiria. . .Igbo man.
Nayeria. . .Hausa man.
Naijeria. . . Yoruba man.

Hahahaha nice point... Uche gi di ya...

pearl~hapi:
eeerm I didn't mean it thay way jare,I just needed a solution and I tot maybe someone would be up to talk to me atleast I didn't open a thread for it

Ok.... I thought as much...

pearl~hapi:
Help I feel terrible•i can't sleep and den I feel this very terrible heàdache and den it seems am all alone*sobs

Hmmmm.... So if someone is sick or find it hard sleeping, by posting on nairaland will make him or her to feel fine? SMBH!!!!

berem: Please Sexkillz,the topic about "phone calls and relationships", could you please pass a warning to dontador to desist from calling me a w.h.o.r.e.! If you could do me a favour too by hiding that particular post.thanks

Lol.... You are the cause of your problems.... All the same i meant no harm... Am sorry.... Are we cool?

At least twice day to check hw big my pimples are or to pierce some dat are ripe... SMH!!!!

onila: yea u got it right. .lady of yr dreams

Lol.... I wish ooooo....

I love cuddling a lot especially when the weather is cold.... Smooching also to feel the warmth of her body and also kissing.... All others are just not romantic to me more than those i mentioned.... Also, when she lays her head on my laps and i will be playing with her hair... Sometimes, i love helping her loose or untie (don't know the exact words for that) her hair on weekends whenever she wants to visit the salon...

otumfour: and I hate gurls who ain't pretty yet wanna pose like most of y'all ......and of course being handsome wudn't matter to such a fat cheeks like u abi

Lol.... Help me tell the fugly thing....