₦airaland Forum

HateU2:
You are on point Nigga

Gracias!

Monalisa185:
be carrying our matter for head like sey you dey sell gala

No be say we dey help your career...
If we no carry am for head...[size=35pt]WHO WILL?[/size]

QueenValerie:
okay

Its my honour!
#takesAbow

Strahovski1:
Fine it's a sin, you having sex with your girlfriend is not a sin? The way God will punish a lesbian is same way he will punish you so why the stereotype? Besides please tell me one religion book that clearly states:

"Thou shalt not have sex with same gender"

1st: Are you a virgin?
2nd: what religion are you?

Then we can continue!

TrapLORD:
I clean my ass with soap nd water bro

People can lie...ehn!

Soap? 4 9ja!

faruz:
whispering: ask ur eleda .....

InOlamide'sVoice...
Eleda mi oo... Mi o, mi o!!!

QueenValerie:
I approve.Much better.

Been hoping to see your follow back!

TrapLORD:
I don't smoke sir!

Then use it to clean the shii outta ya ass...
Abi you dont shii too?

Strahovski1:
Being a lesbian is not a bad thing. Neither is it a sin. The level of hypocrisy is that huge that you indulging in pre-marital sex with a guy is no different from a lesbian.

You banging a prostitute is no different from a Gay in the eyes of God if actually it's a sin.

Sometimes people get attracted to their own gender it's not not a big deal if you are approached by same gender a simple "Sorry I'll pass.." or "Sorry but I'm not interested" will do. But going aggressive or trying to look clean and the person dirty is just wrong as you are no better.

I look one thread about one moniker say she will expose one lesbian if she try again. Lol. It's not a bad thing and there is freedom of love. I don't know why Africa is just so hypocritical when it comes to same sex like they are even better.

In Nigeria a petition should be raised to legalise same sex marriage

Someone is high on diesel!!!
Its sin before God... Yet you want the sin to be Lagalised!


You are confused bro!

QueenValerie:
Don don't make that face.

Ok...
What of this...

RadicallyBlunt:
6)Body shape and beauty;
Some are just cute by nature; portable and presentable and even big yet presentable but some ehn, chai, only God's grace can make u not deny them in public

Mentioning monicker and pix would have helped berra

missKiffy:
I only agree with 3

2 nnko?\DOnt lie o!

Monalisa185:

With this ya grin...am sure all is applicable to you!

TrapLORD:
Errrm.... Okay?? So what do we do with this piece of info?

whatever you like dude!\\\
You can smoke with it!

QueenValerie:
1:54 am.
Yes,I should be in bed but I'm not ready yet.

1. FLIRTING: when it comes to flirting, ladies have their own coded way of doing this. Apart from the "laugh to unfunny jokes", "stick around him", "ask him questions", blah blah blah, there are way they flirt too. Ladies and guys flirt just that guys are bold to come forward to declare their intention even if its gonna result to friendzoning. In flirting with them, just make sure they win, else you are into big trouble.

2. DRESSING: YES! ask 20 ladies why they dress the way they do...and they will tell you "cos i wanna look beautiful" or something. Na lie! They dress so men could appreciate them. Why did i say this? Throw a dinner party, let her wear her most elegant gown and all those that admired her were ladies of her kind and no guy even noticed her beauty, Am sure some ladies knows this feeling. It applies to guys too.

3. UNDERWEAR: this sounds funny but its true. Of all the undies ladies have, they have a special one they wore more often than the others. Like say the BRA. There are some that just make their boobs look elegant so they tend to consciously or uncosciously have sodt spot for it. Most will wanna argue this but its fact. Guys do the same too, We have our most worn BoXERS and SINGLET too.

4. WARDROBE: i mean clothier. Now i wanna talkn in terms of colour. Some are pink freak or purple freak or whatever. But as for some of them, they dont have colour choice but check their closet, there tends to be one colour more than the other.

5. CYCLE: ha ha! I bet you, for most ladies, when it comes to this stage of their life, they wished they never menstruate. Just like they wish they were guys. From back aches, to stomach ache, funny attitudes, aggresiveness, e.t.c. I say, this is the moment in a ladies life i never pray to experience.


Youve gat suggestions, opinions and insults... Bring it on!
Thank You
REGARDS!

cc: Misspicy
QueenValerie

Emac34:
just trying to out some sense into ur dumb brain

Ok

Monalisa185:
hahaha, biko what is 'A' romantic?

Me I no know oooooo... Wetin I know

Emac34:
Another dumb thread

Don't you think replying on my thread makes you more foolish than I am

Monalisa185:
shave what part exactly?
the beards?
the armpit?
private private?
head?
head and beards...I could... the rest, he should go see a barber

Kikikikikikikiki... I mean the place his sister can't help with.

PrimeMinisterr:
it's noh biggie.

Walahi... You are the only honest dude on romanceland after me... Chop knuckle jor!

Tallesty1:
I salute your yeyeism.

Keep saluting... # tongue

Because the youths are too stewpid not to confront the witches and wizard there....


Send dozen of rats to give them lesser fever jor

Ehis4c:
I for one have being in long distant relationship and I'm very happy, I don't have any fear whatsoever and funny thing is we seem to grow fonder of each other every day.
What's your own experience being like and mind you I'm talking about 5 solid years here and we are still going on strong.

Be under same roof with her for 5months.
If you still as strong as now...




Come and collect one bottle of ORIGIN from me

chrisbaby24:
Op..u...can u?..

Me































Yes... I can. Provided she don born finish

Laveda:
Meaningless threads everywhere

Meaningless... Yet you replied.
You are more meaningless...

Reading through a post just created on washing your partner / bar's back.... Then it reminded me of an occurrence.

So, I ask...


CAN YOU SHAVE YOUR PARTNER?

Monalisa185:
am i handicapped or incapacitated?

Try to be romantic for once... Biko!

QueenValerie:
But your hubby is your boo
Yes Op in the shower he can wash my back,that way I won't need a back brush

I think helping with the front will be superb.
Especially the lower CENTURION
#Mute

Wey my rocking chair...

God punish NL mods and bannerS

Yorubago:
questions for the gods

Gerrout