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firstking01:
i 've heard stuffs abt that skul sha...bt dat wan wey u go dey walker with one fine masscom girl dey feel fly, one kind niggar go just pull out frm nowhere begin hug her anyhow...dis wan dey pain me die, guys need to stop dis habit

If na you wan hug nnko?
SHe go tell u make you no hug!

My brother...life is too short not to hug o!

firstking01:
lol, these ones na normal routines for campuses na

Coma to LAUTECH... no go know say
dem own na abnormal!

Early friday morning!



I gat a chopper to catch mehn!

* You ask your friends..how far with reading?
They said they haven't started...only to get to
MKO LT and find out they have a permanent sit.
Even yahoo boys dey go read!

* Lecturers telling you "buying my manual is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list
of those that buy.
The list na ministerial list?

* You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself. If
it was to be Unilorin... I would have been a 2.1
graduate by now.

* SUG will organize a protest and those SUs will
boycott it for lectures.
The 2010 protest still lingers

* If you think true love is the only thing that is
hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form.

* In LAUTECH, you don't need to go far for
anything...right in your hostel you have an
electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a
drug dealer).
Thats why we rule!

* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside
campus and before you know it...she has hugged
like 15 guys.
Even QueenElizabeth no fit hug like that!

* LAUTECH guys can configure free browsing on
small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo
join o. Lol).

* Those fellowship people has turned our love
gardens to prayer ground. U're enjoying your
babe jeje-ly under that tree and they will just
spoil your show with preaching & prayer. *sobs.


cc: laraaaa
iamLEGEND1
monalisa185
RadicallyBlunt
abimbawealth
ronald4ever

Monalisa185:
Lol...ngwanu ..kwanu...arinze gi...mba, hapu imeya translate, kam gosi gi na mu nwere isi akwukwo...ewekwala iwe, ura buulum oge anwu.

okwa eziokwu, abum night crawler soso na internet...lol...hahahaha...obi digi so Paulina Paulina abi? odi nma...

haaaaaaa, gini ka watch gi na ekwu n'oge ahu iji si na ino n'uzo?? infact, kedu obodo ino? anom Lagos...ututu oma ooo

Ronald4ever
Monalise

You wan takeover my thread?
No spoil market for me o!

laraaaa:
I understand.

Wetin be ya probs?

phintohlar:

Wanna mention you in moi new thread... Can I?

Where are them intending ladokites, ladokites and alumnus. I have a story to share.

Mind you, other institutions are welcome on board to share their experience.

Book your space, spread your mat, order for pop corn from IamLEGEND1, get pure water from Cutehector. Tell dollyjoy, sick stars, prettythicksme and misspicy to come keep your company. Order obiorasubstle and STFUareyouGod to man the thread for you. Relax and enjoy cos it's gonna be fun!

Cc: phintohlar

phintohlar:
can u imagine.. If i catch u ehn

GHOST MODE
can you see me?
#teamCENATION

QueenValerie:
. Why are you making that face?

Nothing... Just checking on you

I laughed out loud...





But its not funny.
If you think money can buy
true love, prepare for heart attack
anytime!

QueenValerie:
. No sir,you barged in my thread just to frown at me.I still remember that emoji face.

QueenValerie:
. I rule alone!!

Bring brain tasking riddle jor...

In terms of speed and efficiency...
i'd pick swift...


Cost, i'd pick spectranet


In my own view, in terms of
quick response to probs,
SWIFT is better!

Spreads my mat
Lay down awaiting commentries!

Its ok... let her be bro!
She is still confused !




Mind you... you can never be too
busy for whet you LOVE!

misspicy:
Formerly you were a male when you bought phantom 5 for your gf,now you are female who was bought phantom 5 by her boyfriend

I think OP is suffering from identity crisis

www.nairaland.com/2813428/supposed-mother-law

People are seriously silently watching!

This world is not my own...
#singing

oluwafreshkid:
I'm not a language genius. Wen I no be Patrick obahiagbon...lol

But, this doesn't have to do with cross checking... the last tume I checked; on a qwerty keypad, 'I' is far from 'A'.
#justsaying

How about the bolded?
And dont tell me that its cos I is next
to U cos i wont take it

Monalisa185:
ehhhh, warris TORI TORUN?

TO THE MOON AND BACK!

Why are you a lady sef!

oluwafreshkid:
It's just appalling how social media users mistake these words (I'm and am).
Watch out! It just might find its way into your CV...

My CV isnt social media bro!


We dont cross check spellings after typing!
Besides, i hardly make such mistake...even though
am not a lang genius like u!

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, I'll just pretend like I know

Thats why i love you tori torun!
You are just too smart!

My answer is NO!

for the fact that she lied...then she z capable of something more dangerous.
Mind you, some say age doesnt matter why to some, it does.

We never can blame age, we just know how to handle it differently.

As for me, cant even date my mate!

[quote author=oluwafreshkid post=41963459][/quote]You are a fresh SSCE grad ryt!



Thanks though!

Monalisa185:
hehehehe... oya let's goan look for it there...where could that be?,

You know already, so stop asking!

I dunno too...
Lemme pass on to the person below!

But i wanna make history!
QueenValerie...
Thy king summons ye!

There are still some places we neglect in searching!

phintohlar:
owk den my question is dis... Pls help me ask d girl dat,wen d two of dem were having their loving loving play doesn't she always feel d guy,like does he have an erection or not?

Ok... i will ask her in the next story!



But why, if i may ask?