donbachi:
sure..but not dis way.

Are a simp? You want him to bring hoe with zero manner into our family

donbachi:
u no mata for dis very mata.

. I suppose to look out for him right?

illicit:



U are joking right

. I am seriously considering it

kiddkash:
bring him to nairaland mechanical shop for reconfiguration

. True he need better beating

donbachi:
for dis her onetime oversight..not enough reason.

. One time oversight right? So who will clean the mess for her, me or her man. Did you know she took her bath?

donbachi:
In one sentence..Wetin she do u?

. Zero manner,no home training

squash47:
From your post, I think you are not married.....


Why are you not yet married ?

Or does the red pill concept frown against marriage ?

. I will only marry a lady who has the financial power at least to some point, an American citizen not all these used hoe

Ahmed0336:
Some things in life are best understood through experience bro.

Experience is the best teacher.....

. I don't want him to go through what we went through.

Rickydee:
There is nothing you can do. Look away

. Thinking of paying the girl off or may one of my friend sex her and pass her around maybe my cousin wi change his mind

Rickydee:
There is nothing you can do. Look away

. The guy is a loyal boy. He has been with me when we had nothing. He is like a blood brother

I need useful advice. My cousin (simp) and his wife to be came for a short visit. This morning the lady went for her hair do, the dishes was left un attained to.
I have to clean the mess and set breakfast. When we were eating,my cousin ask me to fellow him for her introduction.
I wanted to slap the simp out of him but I told him to give me time.
I noticed he love the girl.
What do I say to him, how do I open his eyes.
I feel like sending him away maybe to Europe but he can always find a way to reason the girl.
What can I do, help

So I chat this girl up. Front and back full option. Long and short story, she invite me to her house ( her reason it our first time meeting so she feels safe if we can do the do in her house). Common sense I refuse to drive so I took taxi. Menh her house set, everything posh.Ac so chill.Babe so sexy and clean. We gist,eat and sex.
Babe announce I just incur 40k bill,I didn't argue, treatment was ok. I ask for her account.
First bank won't pay. So I ask the girl to allow me to go back home that I do transfer tomorrow (Monday)
Babe say I must part with my phone or she fellow me to my place.
How will I let a random girl to my place when I already announce to my flatmate that I am in a serious relationship with a lady who base in Abuja( I don't have, can't deal with unfaithfulness, lie so the guy won't disturb me)?
I reason this babe,she insists on going to my place or she accused me of rape.
At that point I see danger. So I told her I don't have money to pay for her tp.
She still wouldn't mind. We enter the first bus, then I alighted,took Keke,she fellow too. Suddenly street mind give me some sense, I told the bike mind to stop, I jump into okada and he zoom off, babe still fellow, I alighted and ran into the bush, you need to see how I run like speed jet inside the the bush( small bush around uncompleted building).
Waited for hours before I finally got home.
Since morning I do ask myself some questions
What if snake bite me,what if she shout thief ole ole, what if she shout rape.
Learn from my story, run away from slay mama.
Problem is, you hardly ever find a decent lady in Nigeria. Local man don suffer.
Share your experience let have fun.

funmisticqueen2:
I think you are making a good decision Jaubdu. It's what's best for us.

Funmi, am truly sorry for everything. I realized I really hurt you. Please find a place in your heart to forgive and forget. Truly I have respect for your man who against all odds stood by you. I don't want to comment further on this thread. Thanks for your understanding.

Jaubdu:
I am tired,I am in a fix and I want out.
Modified
Staying at home since my directors left Nigeria for their country, being in one place can't connect with friends and family, depleting my savings, in ability to meet my lady( only video chat) and not knowing when this pandemic will be over. I really have a deep conversation with my girl and we have made up our mind to leave Nigeria behind us because we realized we are in a fix and no end in sight.

For those of you who think these has to do with my relationship, it's a pity.
That you are a product of dysfunctional home where they don't respect women, please learn to have regard for decent family settings. It a private affair and it will remain private.


I am proud of few ladies(Ishilove, Heiterkeit, etc )who say something nice and meaningful.

Clearly we still have hope in this unfortunate country,You will not have issue in your respective relationships.Amen.


So for those bitter souls, please get something meaningful to occupy your time.

My relationship with Funmi by God grace and mercy is for LIFE, because I brought a one way ticket so no going back,lol.

N/B. Please anyone in Nairaland who has a legit path to relocate to Western world pls contact me
I wanted to add that, I am on different social media, but I hardly see where white men put down their women. We as nairalanders need to work on our moral upbringing and change our mindset.

Blessings.

. Oh once a simp is always a simp. Don't worry it will always end in tears and I will be here to celebrate it. Funmi deserve no relationship. Let her make do with a her life without a man

Heiterkeit:


The fact that he forcefully bought her a fridge just few days after they started dating, according to information available, is not reason for him to think that he has a right to quit the relationship whenever he wants. He promised her marriage so he must fulfil the promise, if he truly wants peace.

. He is a simp so i get he can quit, men like us donate him to feminist community.

BigDick70inch:
Must every relationship lead to huh??

What if the guy has chopped and want out ehn??

What if the guy's spermduct was filled to bursting and he needed to offload ehn??

Isn't something he wud say to get his aim achieved huh??

Be careful Oo
.

. I tired, the guy don chop making him no clean mouth again.

CsRockefeller:


Hmmmmmm. Change Fummi, at least for your children's sake.

. She is feminist she won't change. She doesn't believe in having a family. That simp actually thought otherwise. To even think that she is broke but then the guy still put up with her. Do you ever think your money will be enough for feminist skippo, she is a damage goods.

BiafranBushBoy:
Attention seekers!!!

smh!

I am pretty sure it is the same person commanding the two monikers!

Smh!!!

. No it not. That simp actually date that men are scum skippo

Heiterkeit:


Don't call a woman a hoe. Of course, men are not scum. He can't dump her after all she has done for him, doing so is wickedness. He promised her marriage and he must marry her.

. It seems you know more than us, tell us what she has done for him. If not used pussy.i don't have pity for any simp. Who will be in a right mindset and date funimqueen aka men are scum skippo

Heiterkeit:


Don't dare break her heart.

. Oh so loving a used hoe is a must,you must be kidding me,I thought men are scum? Smh

Jaubdu:
I am tired,I am in a fix and I want out.

. You put yourself in a fix when you fall in love with known feminist skipoo( used hoe).when we tell you to Bleep her and pass her around you claim love. Don't disturb us, if you want to die go ahead, one simp is gone won't be mis, I don't have RIP to give you.

What did your broke girlfriend bring to the table?
Mine: frustration, nagging, her family and generational problem etc. Never date a broke girl. Have a one night stand with her and pass her around.
Only stay loyal to a girl who weather the storm with you.
broke girls are only good for banging they have nothing else to offer.when you done bro, pass her around. our dick need some oil

Gandollaar:
.

Ok, now I understand your grouse.

Whilst northern girls wouldn't free you southern guys their kpekus due to ethnic and religious bias, the southern sisters that ought to give you consolation kpekus, would rather follow the rich Alhajis around! Sorry bro

if I hear big Alhajis, 3k you Bleep them as you like

prowest:


U r a big liar.. I Schooled in the north... Northern ladies ain't careless like southern ladies..

U hardly see them with southern guys except for class work or academic stuff..


But our southern ladies ehn, na them alhaji come dey carry for inside school go fvck.

. Not far from the truth

AnanseK:
You say that all Northerners are illiterate Almajiris and you can’t accept the fact that southern women are protitutes.

Of course they are. It is their own Almajiri work, they have to go through it . It is a part of their lives. In Italy , Bamako,Kano,Lagos, Johannesburg, Accra, Tripoli, Dubai , Kaduna, Ibadan, Port Harcourt and in the Universities , around hotels , in the NYSC camps and everywhere worldwide women and girls from southern Nigeria are selling their bodies day and night. This is a fact, especially those from South East and South South.

. With just 3k you can Bleep all these slay mama in any Abuja hotel fact

Coldie:
If southern women respect themselves nobody would refer to them as whores.

Its easier to bed a southern woman than to ever even kiss a northern woman, whose fault is it?

Go to nysc northern girls hardly date southern guys but southern girls would be fooling themselves to anybody that can buy them shawarma.

When I mean northern girls I dont mean all those middle belt folks I mean the real north.

. Not far from the truth. They are selling their bodies to the hausa.

donmixc:
He's not far from the truth, throughout my tour in northern states, you will hardly see a prostitute or even see a northern girl(s) who's into prostitution, but southern girls carry am for head, especially Lagos.... Any girl residing in Lagos is a professional olosho


Ewedu girls are the worst

. From age 18 to late 30s are selling their bodies for these hausa cow

ican2020:
Southern girls and more responsible than their northern counter part.

Do you know that most of these northern girls don't wear pant, for quick action.

My brief stay in Lafia opened my eyes to how promiscuous most of these northern girls are.

oga shut up, come to Abuja, Kano and kaduna and see how our ladies are messing around. They are just cartoon in human form

SeverusSnape:
We all know that El Rufai is a monsterous bigot and an unrepentant extremist. But seriously i don't blame him for saying that rubbish, I stay in the North and if you see the way these Alhajis and money bags are using our southern women Corps members, you'll weep. They throw themselves at the men because of money, It's a fact, Some sleep around with Camp officials because of juicy postings, El Rufai don see us finish na, You will hardly find a northern female corps member doing this.
These girls are giving them the opportunity to say trash about us. Rubbish.

. Almost all the hotels in Abuja is full of our southern ladies. I frequent these hotels due to my kind of job. I don't blame him nah see me finish.

Dobson43:



The government is not adequately cyber protected

. If they can hack American cyber space why can they help us here.

Dobson43:
You have a point

. I want to see our government bleed. Why can these guys hack central bank?

donbachi:
You're wrong bro...no one is broke..just that,their own opportunity have not come..one can be rich today and go broke tomorrow.

. We know that but these lazy broke ass girls should learn a lesson or two.
I pick one yesterday claiming her Dad is alpha and Omega. This morning she demand for 100k. I told her I have a million naira project so I have nothing for her. Call taxi to take her to where she came from. See her begging for even 20k. I video everything so I can have a good laugh with my guys.