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My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 11:43am On Jul 27, 2020
I need useful advice. My cousin (simp) and his wife to be came for a short visit. This morning the lady went for her hair do, the dishes was left un attained to.
I have to clean the mess and set breakfast. When we were eating,my cousin ask me to fellow him for her introduction.
I wanted to slap the simp out of him but I told him to give me time.
I noticed he love the girl.
What do I say to him, how do I open his eyes.
I feel like sending him away maybe to Europe but he can always find a way to reason the girl.
What can I do, help

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by psalmskiddy(m): 11:44am On Jul 27, 2020
Okay
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by Rickydee(m): 11:46am On Jul 27, 2020
There is nothing you can do. Look away
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 11:50am On Jul 27, 2020
Rickydee:
There is nothing you can do. Look away
. The guy is a loyal boy. He has been with me when we had nothing. He is like a blood brother
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 11:53am On Jul 27, 2020
Rickydee:
There is nothing you can do. Look away
. Thinking of paying the girl off or may one of my friend sex her and pass her around maybe my cousin wi change his mind

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by Ahmed0336(m): 11:54am On Jul 27, 2020
Some things in life are best understood through experience bro.

Experience is the best teacher.....

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by Headlesschicken(m): 11:56am On Jul 27, 2020
undecided. It would end in tear's....

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 11:57am On Jul 27, 2020
Ahmed0336:
Some things in life are best understood through experience bro.

Experience is the best teacher.....
. I don't want him to go through what we went through.
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by squash47(m): 11:58am On Jul 27, 2020
From your post, I think you are not married.....


Why are you not yet married ?

Or does the red pill concept frown against marriage ?

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 12:07pm On Jul 27, 2020
squash47:
From your post, I think you are not married.....


Why are you not yet married ?

Or does the red pill concept frown against marriage ?
. I will only marry a lady who has the financial power at least to some point, an American citizen not all these used hoe

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donbachi(m): 12:10pm On Jul 27, 2020
In one sentence..Wetin she do u?

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 12:11pm On Jul 27, 2020
donbachi:
In one sentence..Wetin she do u?
. Zero manner,no home training

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donbachi(m): 12:14pm On Jul 27, 2020
donuchris007:
. Zero manner,no home training
for dis her onetime oversight..not enough reason.

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 12:18pm On Jul 27, 2020
donbachi:
for dis her onetime oversight..not enough reason.
. One time oversight right? So who will clean the mess for her, me or her man. Did you know she took her bath?

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by kiddkash(m): 12:19pm On Jul 27, 2020
bring him to nairaland mechanical shop for reconfiguration

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 12:21pm On Jul 27, 2020
kiddkash:
bring him to nairaland mechanical shop for reconfiguration
. True he need better beating

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by illicit(m): 12:22pm On Jul 27, 2020
donuchris007:
. Thinking of paying the girl off or may one of my friend sex her and pass her around maybe my cousin wi change his mind


U are joking right
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 12:23pm On Jul 27, 2020
illicit:



U are joking right
. I am seriously considering it
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by illicit(m): 12:24pm On Jul 27, 2020
donuchris007:
. I am seriously considering it

shocked
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donbachi(m): 12:24pm On Jul 27, 2020
donuchris007:
. One time oversight right? So who will clean the mess for her, me or her man. Did you know she took her bath?
u no mata for dis very mata.

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 12:29pm On Jul 27, 2020
donbachi:
u no mata for dis very mata.
. I suppose to look out for him right?
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donbachi(m): 12:31pm On Jul 27, 2020
donuchris007:
. I suppose to look out for him right?
sure..but not dis way.
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by donuchris007: 12:46pm On Jul 27, 2020
donbachi:
sure..but not dis way.
Are a simp? You want him to bring hoe with zero manner into our family
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by NettyNelly(m): 12:50pm On Jul 27, 2020
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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by poiunt: 1:12pm On Jul 27, 2020
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by Alkheira(m): 1:14pm On Jul 27, 2020
But is the girl loyal to him or she is for the streets
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by Gideoniteprime4: 1:20pm On Jul 27, 2020
donuchris007:
. Thinking of paying the girl off or may one of my friend sex her and pass her around maybe my cousin wi change his mind
you`re such a terrible modafvcker!
how could such a dumb idea come into your obviously deranged mind??
at this point i think a simp is actually better than you

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by squash47(m): 1:21pm On Jul 27, 2020
donuchris007:
. I will only marry a lady who has the financial power at least to some point, an American citizen not all these used hoe
from my experience, men like you that complain alot About Nigerian girls, don't get married in time.

If you continue with this your mentality, you may end up not getting married at all...Bros abeg, just relax and fine one girl and marry.


Leave all these simp and red pill idea.

All women are d same. Even d red pill guys, dey collect am hot from women.

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:03pm On Jul 27, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

You gotta ff your intuition. Do anything to fvcking protect your blood, i repeat anything apart from taking the bitch life.

She lacks manners, Jeez!
Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by Sagaciousp: 2:05pm On Jul 27, 2020
Alkheira:
But is the girl loyal to him or she is for the streets
.

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Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by RealEzee(m): 2:10pm On Jul 27, 2020
donuchris007:
I need useful advice. My cousin (simp) and his wife to be came for a short visit. This morning the lady went for her hair do, the dishes was left un attained to.
I have to clean the mess and set breakfast. When we were eating,my cousin ask me to fellow him for her introduction.
I wanted to slap the simp out of him but I told him to give me time.
I noticed he love the girl.
What do I say to him, how do I open his eyes.
I feel like sending him away maybe to Europe but he can always find a way to reason the girl.
What can I do, help
eyaa there's nothing u can do about it, it runs in your family grin

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