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livialives: I just uploaded my picture with a PINKY FINGER! NOW BACK OFF!
Obviously I am one of the legit people here and I have proved it. Ciao

Nice pic. Hope the 'saga' ends here. Btw, dat pinkie is distractin me frm sumtin else!

Sagamite: I am not as desperate as you probably because I can speak good English and I am well-educated.

My standards are very high!

Dopefiend likes d irony of dis post.

Oahray: #smh. Cunning man die, cunning man bury am. Too bad, the first cunning man no go kno.

Lol

Finally passes on? Have u been waiting for her to die?

Oahray: hahahaha... Abeg explain na

Nah no need to explain further, U don laff already. Mission accomplised.

A place u meet people wit MPD. Also a place to chill nd maybe catch up on d latest happnins........yea and for some pple,a place to spit gibberish.

Oahray: lol. Now this one is funny. A comedian reminding his audience to laugh? Hehehe... Btw, if there was an atom of humour, am sure I'd hav gotten it.

U laff abi u no laff? Btw, dint u see d sarcasm in d words? Omo ur brain don dey rusty o for me to dey explain dis average joke to u.

Oahray: Get a dictionary bro. I dnt like what you are hawking here. Salivating in response to something is ALWAYS positive.

u obviously dint get d joke brah. read again wit humor in ur heart mate.

Idowuogbo: mu he he he.. D babe dey make mouth na! Remember bck den, she say she go liv salivating bois dis dat, now opportunity horizon, she dey hide in calabash. Yimu for her jor!

Salivating as in good,wow,gorgeous! Or salivating as in spittin out- yuck! Hideous, ghastly, hazzardous nd repugnant?

trent9002: Feeding off his brother. Mtcheww.

Feeding off her brother. Btw, e consine u?

Group 1:
Abil
Ivorybabe88
Cherish100

Group 2:
achukwunet
Candyness
Amaryah

Group 3
Vivian chinaza
Enoquin
Florena

Group 4
Linda_1
T-luv
Nidera

Group 5
Jenny20
Livialives
Lizzylois

Group 6
Nubian queen
Dollz
Fuckwitme

Group 7
Uchamaranma
Serahsadeiyare
Mimifonwon

Group 8
Priceless gem
Chizolum
Tashamania


*phew!

dartsidius7: no big deal, just buy colgate (or sensodyne) and listerine..... brush and rinse before and after meals....... brush and rinse before and after head.... simple.. .

you mad? Listerine wey dey pepper like fire! Any girl try dat wit me na uppercut go end matter

Simple. Walk up to her(ur target) nd say I love u talk ur own

PS: no girl likes to be 'woe-ed'

Goodbye my Lover (BJ)
Goodbye my Friend (HEAD)
You've been the one,
You've been the one for me...
*sobs*

topmostg: I dont gets u, what do i did wronged?

Oh I gots u. Dnt minds me, u dosnt do anytin wronged.

topmostg: what the fu.... Oh, thats is a mistiake or typographicul errors anyone can made...

Oh lawd

NO 6.

6. She bursts your pimples on your face

With a pitchfork

Give him the blue pill.

Btw,u sure u married?

BIGVAJINA: i have hidden my love for this dude for about a year now, but i feel its the right time to publicly confess it.
this dude is the most handsome i ve seen so far on nl and the funniest.i hereby officialy propose to Bingbagbo.
# enuff kisses #

[quote author=Mr..Cork] Get a good hair cut: Sadly most of you guys stick with Brother Johnson (short side and afro back). This will not work in 2012.. sorry!

BALANCE DIET foood: Guys, how do u expect to look good when u have fufu for breakfast?? You Tell me!!. .... just stick with CornFLakes (Please)

Wear cologne or body spray: Sadly u guys still think havin body Odour is cool... Pls use body sray or air freshner. They work!

Have your own personal style: I have my own personal style which is why women always want me. My advise.. Talk to yo tailor

Take care of your body: Nigerian women seem to prefer dark skin guys wit Pot belly... Trusss me.. This will NOT work in 2012


Hope this helps.. cheers! [/quote]2012 or 2013? Being confused too won't work

Hapy new mnth all. May 21st of dis mnth not be our end Jst incase it is, may we all meet in a better place. Amen

Sagamite: No, educated peeps like us don't use such dictionaries.

If you come to my house and saw the books on the shelf, complex go catch you.

You've obviously been reading the wrong books.

Sagamite: You are a person!

The moral of the story here is that ebonics-speaking, textspeak-writing moorons should not be correcting anyone's English.

And well-educated people should not be learning new words from street fucktards. That does not make them a better person , it degrades their existence.

There's notin more to say to u.

Upgrade and holla back.

Go in peace brother.

Some of d funniest pics I've seen in a while. Rocky u rock yo!

Goldieluks: I couldn't keep myself from laughing. 'Bae' looks/sounds funny though.

Glad I cud crack u up atleast. Truce?

@shollypopz thnks for havin my back again swts(sagamite plz dnt ask wt swts is )

In other news, ur EGO is ur problem sagamite. Aint no big deal acceptin corrections nd learnin new words nigg. It makes u a beta person. Peace

Sagamite: You are a person.

What is bae?

u jst keep showing hw narrow-mindedly stu.pid u r(sorry for dat jst had to).

Nw lemme break it down for ya

1. Bae
A lover or significant other
E.g. Bae come here so I can kiss you.

2. Bae
Baby, boo, sweetie.
It can mean any of those terms and is most often heard in Western Florida.

3. bae
Lover or Significant Other such as a Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend. Substitution for Honey, Sweetie, Boo, and Babe.
Bae I love you soo much! <3

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bae

*sigh* sorry if I've messd u up on here bt u dnt seem to be on d 'bright' side.

PS: I dnt want no beef. We niggas yo. Peace

Sagamite: Don't put the guy in trouble.

I am thicked skin. I am not offended with such lame response.

It is his loss if he wants to present himself as a product of a failed education system.

By now, you yourself know NO ONE can whoop Saga Saga, Saga-straight, Sagalicious, Sagacity!

I dnt realy knw wht ure killin urself ova. Kindly remove dat plank frm ur eyes b4 attemptin some1 else's

Sagamite: Your are a person!

You actually fell for her snare?

Cretin, not every word is spelt ......

Product of a failed education system.

You are on the slaughter slab!

My bad. Thnks for d correction.

@goldieducks live and let live bae

@shollypopz thnks for havin ma back yo. Bless

@goldieducks I gat nthn to say to ur kind of person. Gotta save ma ba3 for other imp posts. Ure simply nt worth it.

Sagamite: Where you referring to someone and you could not spell "loser"?

And u can spell yea? Piece of advice, nt evry word r spelt d way dey are pronounced.

Goldieluks: Nincompoop take your corrupt brain back to secondary school.
Learn how to spell, and get back to me. bOZO!

Ur username is nt a recognised word in any dictionary so I'm nt obliged to spell it ryt.

PS: it ws purposely spelt dat way and I've gotten d desired effect.


What's funny? Pfft!

Jealous much?