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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dopeJemi: 7:30pm On Apr 16, 2017
dubylhover:
do I see a kendrick fan here cheesy
azin ehn, that his "damn" album is fncking dope

bi.tch be humble
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:06pm On Apr 13, 2017
adebayo201:
Against Anderlecht?? we tried thou...
we tried? imagine van gaal as the coach
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 8:55pm On Apr 13, 2017
omo see the quality of football we are playing
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by dopeJemi: 11:49am On Apr 12, 2017
JewelStone:
Sorry for the late response, justwise banned me for no reason. Lol

Ingredients for the prawns and chicken stir fry:
Chicken breast
Prawns (I always use peeled frozen one from retail stores)
Fresh garlic, onions
Carrot
Yellow and green bell peppers/capsicum
Sweet chilli sauce
Oyster sauce
Soy sauce
Black pepper
Turmeric, curry
Salt
Olive oil spray

Recipe:
Cut chicken breast into small pieces
Cut veggies into medium peices and onions into small peices
Add little spray olive oil into the cooking pan
Add the chicken breast, garlic and onions, stir for 2 mins
Add all the veggies
Add the 3 sauces in moderation, 45% sweet chilli sauce, 30% Soy sauce and 25% Oyster sauce
Add the peeled prawns
Add little curry and Turmeric
Add black pepper to taste
Add very tiny amount of salt cos the sauces already have enough sodium
Stir for a few more mins and get your rice ready cheesy
thank you very much
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 11:03am On Apr 12, 2017
Vidic: "We are not in the position we would like to be of course but we are fighting for the Champions League. Before the season you always think United should compete for the title but it is not easy. Mourinho came and brought in four players, but to build a winning team you need time, six months is not enough, but I do believe the team is growing. Mourinho has been in charge of big teams and won trophies in different countries so he has experience and I believe he knows what he is doing. I am looking forward to next season, but this season realistically, if we can get Champions League and the cup we won already then we have to be satisfied this year.”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:36pm On Apr 10, 2017
kokaneprodigy:
You were winning lots of games and still stuck at 6th what's there to be excited abt?
You've spent 6 months outta 9 sitting in 6th and that deserves praise? Praise kor worship Ni.
Move up a bit so i can hear you, you are too down the ladder for me to hear the dust you are yarning
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 10:58am On Apr 10, 2017
Lana1:
Lol. See hypocriscy everywhere. And how many tickets ve u ever bought in ur life pls?? How many United merchandise ve u ever spent money on. Fúck it, have u ever even been to any local stadium in Naija to watch any league match?? Dey there dey shout tickets. Ode!

So critising a team for playing poorly makes me less of a fan than a local farmer who sees community shield and EFL Cup as a measure of success for Manchester United?? Lol. Bros abeg STFU!!

Calling every NL moniker in this section wont give ur post any relevance.
I could care less whether u see me praise anybody or not. I'm not here to impress u or to blindly jump on the bandwagon and suck díck in the name of supporting Mourinho. I ve always disliked(which has gradually turned to hate with the way he's been throwing players under the bus) Mourinho right from his first stint at Chelsea. And am pretty sure so were u and many of the Mourinho cóck suckers presently claiming "Mourinho fan". Bunch of two-faced hypocrites. If not, just shut up and keep scrolling whenever u see those negative "comments".

And ur level of hypocrisy is astonishing to say the least. And mesef don tell u, if u want more community shield and EFL trophies, u can find ur way to the nearest Arsenal thread.
you talk like a fool most of the time, you know, like someone who is desperate for the " most intelligent post award". no offense to you but if you don't keep that foolishness in check when next you talk to me I will make sure it remains a part of you forever, wise up adelana, not every argument require insults as it is evident in my first reply to you.


now back to the team

we won yesterday, no? where did you praise the team for winning? you complained of us not playing well, fine, no argument there, but I thought we all said that a team doesn't have to play well to win matches, that it's what champions are made of, and we even made reference to the days of sir Alex, please tell me if I am wrong, so why is it now so wrong in your eyes not to play well and still win? lemme guess, it's because mourinho is the coach


we would have seen your criticism of mourinho and the team as an objective and valid one if you weren't a day one hater of mourinho, right now I can't seem to tell the difference between you and kagawa with his hatred for Herrera

I asked you and adisa a question, where in this thread did you guys praise the team when we won about 6 to 7 matches straight? okay I get it, when we win, y'all stay quiet, wait for when we lose then come out to criticise the team and mourinho just so you can say I told you so, see why I questioned your love for the club you claim to support


nobody called for van gaal's sack in his first season eve when he didn't win jack so I don't know what you are on about, it became obvious in his second season that the team wasn't moving forward as it was evident in the number of backward and sideways passes and total number of shots on goal we had, we all hated van gaal for being stubborn and stiff with his tactics

now mourinho has come and changed all that, we now move the ball quicker, our style of play is now very exciting, we create lots of chances, we have two trophies in the bag with one more within our reach despite the fact that we have played more games than all our rivals, yes we are not where we should be on the log but should that now make us overlook the things mourinho has changed since he came in? even Paul scholes share my views

because i don't criticise mourinho here doesn't mean I am blind to his flaws, but I refuse to give you and the other mourinho haters that satisfaction, if you want to criticise the team, feel free but be objective, don't criticise because you want to prove a point to us, there is nothing objective about you and adisa's criticism of the team to be honest

as bad as van gaal was in his first season, he never got this much criticism from Us until his second season, why is it now hard for you and the rest to wait until mourinho's second? I know, because it's mourinho


oboy I don tire for una I swear
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 8:39am On Apr 10, 2017
LoRdCaT:
But United's standard is very very high now. Chai this post should be reported for blasphemy.grin
right now we are still a work in progress, we can't compare ourselves with barca at the moment, we are forgetting that mourinho took over a team that have been unstable for the last three years, so just because his name is mourinho, he is supposed to fix the problem immediately? is that it?

I'll like to know more
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 10:46pm On Apr 09, 2017
Lana1:
Lol. U keep saying u wont come back to this Mourinho argument bcoz u are tired of the back-and-forth. And yet here u are spewing the same old bullshít.

Why dont u fúck off to Arsenal where they are satisfied with community shield and carling Cup....

Nansense!! undecided undecided


Because my opinion differs from urs doesn't make u more of a United fan than i am
on the contrary it does, a fan who buys tickets to watch the team play every weekday and weekend despite the team's short comings is more of a fan than you will ever be

you sit your ass in your bedroom, sitting room, kitchen, criticising the team in good and in bad just because you don't like the coach, how does that make you a fan? answer me, do you even know what being a fan entails?

what is the difference between you and bigkesh, nihilist, spy, kokane and the rest? tell me.... right now you are a hater and an enemy of progress because I can't seem to remember any post were you praised mourinho and the team even when we were winning lots of games

your negative comments are irritating and it's becoming an eyesore, i have said it and I will say it again, if you are looking for a club where the standard is very very high, go to barca and stop complaining every gaddemn time about how this and that the team is
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 10:20pm On Apr 09, 2017
when the team won 6 games straight, where in this thread did you guys praise the team and mourinho?

some o' y'all just need to shut the fnck up and fnck outta the club to barca where the standard is very high


goodnight
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:24pm On Apr 09, 2017
AdisaOwala:
If Mourihno's records 10 years ago is what you have decided to hold on to.. it's rather unfortunate..

As we speak, his immediate (and immediate past records) clearly reads : "Sacked at Chelsea for battling relegation, Struggling at Man utd despite investing so much in the side"!!




I reiterate, your attempts to include the Community shield as one of Mourihno's achievements this season clearly reeks of desperation & if anything...shows how lowly your Portugese idol has fallen nowadays...


In as much as i still categorize Fraudiola as a failure,City have a more realistic chance of finishing in the Top 3 (or 2 sef) and I need not remind you that they are still in the F.A cup....

In the end, it might be a case of "who fail pass" but even at that, it wouldn't change the fact that Mourihno has failed us with our inability to challenge for the league title.




Mourihno has been a dissapointment so far & if he doesn't sit up next season, he should be booted out.
alright, till next season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:24pm On Apr 09, 2017
Spy360:
By the way, where have you been?
been here oh, been observing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 6:32pm On Apr 09, 2017
AdisaOwala:
I think the real hypocrite is you who would readily criticize Pep and defend Mourihno despite the fact that the Portugese is actually faring worse than the bald fraud in the league as we speak.



Excited?? undecided

How can I be excited when we are about to finish outside the top 4 for the 3rd time in 4 Consecutive Seasons despite the huge investments in that time frame?

We have really downgraded and it's sad.
really? you know why I can defend mourinho? because when he came to england he performed, was with Porto and inter, he did very well, he came to england and won the league in his first attempt, came back again and won it

tell me more about the right man for the job, pep?

also explain to me how we are fairing worse than city at the moment? we are still in Europe, they aren't, we have two trophies this season, they have none, we are four points behind with games in hand, pep spent more, but according to you we are fairing worse

let's quit the bullshit and face facts

your preferred coach wouldn't have done jack if he was here pep that some others wanted isn't doing shi.t at city, klopp? not that spectacular

so who will carry united to the top? you? me?


I am done sir
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 5:48pm On Apr 09, 2017
AdisaOwala:
He is on course to winning the league in his debut season with the aforementioned managers present....despite the fact say him inherit team wey finish in 10th position. He probably didn't spend more than 65-70m in the transfer window.

Go figure...




Pep Fraudiola is failing miserably at City as we speak - it has been said on numerous occassions. One might argue that Klopp's transfer budget isn't as huge as that of his peers but that ofcourse is another debate for another day.





Who EFL cup and community shield epp?? Winning which of those trophies can be regarded as a statement of intent?

Mourihno was not employed to win those trophies...definitely not with the 15m/year contract he signed & the huge transfer budget at his disposal...

I think the problem with Mourihno lovers is that they are too quick to look for positives even when it's so glaring that their man is underachieving.



Mourihno's name rings the loudest bell because he manages of one of the biggest and richest clubs in the world - the fact that his scorecard is even being evaluated with those of Wenger & Klopp shows how low his profile has sunk nowadays.....
the problem with us mourinho lovers is that we look for positives when mourinho haters talk only about the negatives, aren't you being an hypocrite with that statement?


don't get me wrong mate, I am not saying this season has been a successful one, all I am saying is we are not where we used to be under Moyes and van gaal, we have improved a lot which gets me excited and waiting for next season, but y'all don't see that at all, it's all negative with y'all
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 5:40pm On Apr 09, 2017
Spy360:
Ask Nihilist.

If you have played football before, even the yellings of a team mate can make the ball go through under your foot. And you wonder if you can't trap again.

For me the biggest quality of a footballer is confidence. When I watch kids play, that's what I look for first.

For professionals, a playe going through a goal drought may drop in confidence and begin to mess up. Ask Costa.
I don't have much to say on this issue again, I am just going to ignore any invalid anti mourinho post
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 5:13pm On Apr 09, 2017
PietroRico:
exactly. And Tbh, I don't take many of what they say serious.
they want this, they wanted that, this would have been the best manager for us, how well are those managers doing with their respective clubs, like it or not, mourinho has the most trophies in the league this season with a possibility of adding one more

oboy I don tire
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 5:00pm On Apr 09, 2017
PietroRico:
That's the mistake some people here are making.
They assume anyone pointing out wrong is anti.
.

The real anti extremists no dey help either
when you never point out right, how is that not anti?

you for example, I can't call you anti mourinho because there were times you supported him, but I know some peeps that have never supported him right from day one, now those are the anti mourinho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:55pm On Apr 09, 2017
AdisaOwala:
My response to Oasis007's post was in the context of Mourihno needing time to fix the club (probably due to our poor performances since the exit of Sir Alex)....hence the Conte analogy.

I put it to you - if Conte wins the league this season, what excuse should we entertain from you lovers of Mourihno?
he won the league that has mourinho, pep and klopp in it, Go figure

I don't see you haters of mourinho castigating pep or klopp

what trophy have they won this season other than the race for top four which we are still fighting for, I don't see any in Europe

mourinho, community shield and EFL cup, haters of mourinho said those are milk cups, cups that we greatly celebrated under fergie

fighting for top four, same thing klopp, pep and Wenger are doing, but mourinho's name rings the loudest bell

Europa league within reach, but there is nothing positive to take from that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:41pm On Apr 09, 2017
afrodoc2:
If they have all these goals and assists as you have said why then are you complaining about them.
I don't want Mourinho sacked but his penchant for throwing his players under the bus and publicizing his love for departed strikers will in no way give his current players confidence in front of goal.
i am not complaining about them, I am only saying that calling mourinho out for his players inability to score simple goals is not fair

his penchant for throwing players under the bus and the rest are his off the pitch antics, which I am not in support of

we have seen players who lost their loved ones put in a great shift, how many times dem don boo ronaldo, he no still dey score?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:33pm On Apr 09, 2017
afrodoc2:
But poor training can. Managing a team is more than just tactics. Training methods are important and then man management also.
let's be honest doc, do you really need training to know how to score goals? very simple goals at that, all the monkey post when we play when we small, how many trainings did we undergo before we scored goals from acute angles and tight corners?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:28pm On Apr 09, 2017
Gyalchester:
Nigga so?...
so call the last striker that played for united that scored that much with games to go
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:26pm On Apr 09, 2017
afrodoc2:
He was happy with the players before the season started. He said so himself.
He assessed the squad and asked for 4 players to add and he got all 4.
Why is he now crying for Chicharito?
The man has no hiding place in this situation.
It is either he chose the wrong players to start the season or he is not able to implement the right training methods to improve the finishing of our forwards.
ALL our forward players have in previous seasons shown that they have it within them to finish better than they have done this season, so what is happening this season?
it's not like ibrahimovic doesn't have 28goals and 9 assists, its not like pogba doesn't have 7 goals and some assists, it's not like mkhitaryan doesn't have 8 goals some assists

I am not defending mourinho, he has gotten it wrong so many times this season, I am not denying that, but i refuse to blame him for the inability of players to score simple tap ins
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:13pm On Apr 09, 2017
Spy360:
Psychology.

Mourinho gives his players poor psychology.

Strikers need confidence. A manager should be able to instill confidence in his players by supporting them when output is low and not comparing or publicly calling them out.
I agree with the psychology, but will you tell me that it's poor psychology that is making our players miss an empty net?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:05pm On Apr 09, 2017
raumdeuter:
How is it Mourinhos credit when Strikers score goals some from unlikely scenarios. Did Mourinho teach those strikers how to score goals?

So if Mourinho gets credit when strikers score and win games then why isn't he at fault when they miss chances?
is it Pep's fault that aguero is missing seaters?

he will get the credit because he teaches them how to take their chances and not miss them

poor tactics don't lead to missing tap ins
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:00pm On Apr 09, 2017
afrodoc2:
Every facet of the game is within the purview of of the manager.
You might ask well ask why should they blame a manager for a team conceding goals from set pieces or conceding lots of goals.
There is something called A TRAINING SESSION where the manager is meant to lead his players and ensure the players work on their shortcomings and improve on them.
The lack of good finishing calls into question not JM's tactical acumen but his training methods.
What time do they spend working on shape,defensive solidity and possession and what time and methods do they have to improve finishing in front of goal.
If finishing is poor for a few games you can blame bad luck but if it is for a whole season then one has to look deeper.
do you really believe mourinho hasn't tried to work on that aspect of our game? the same players that score the goals are the ones that miss those chances, how can we blame mourinho for that?

there are somethings you can blame a coach for, like poor chances creation, poor or wrong set up, wrong tactics etc but not players missing tap ins or goals from close range

we can only question the quality of players bought by the manager in this instance
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 3:54pm On Apr 09, 2017
eph12:
Things that happen outside the field also affects performance. For example you don't expect someone that is bereaved to give his best on the pitch.
I know that, my point is based on our poor conversion rate, don't you think bereaved players shouldn't be creating loads of chances
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 3:52pm On Apr 09, 2017
Gyalchester:
How many matches has Zlatan cost us, Who TF asked him to sign an old man?..
an old man that has 28 goals and 9 assists
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 3:47pm On Apr 09, 2017
sinizia:
How's it Pep Guardiola's fault that Stones is not living up to his hype?

How's it Klopp's fault that Mignolet and the players of Liverpool couldn't win matches in January and cost Liverpool the title?

How's it Enrique's fault that Barça players didn't play well yesterday and lost.

Why is Pep fingered for Bayern's inability to go past the semis, is he the one that told the players not outscore their opponents or told Muller to miss a PK?

Why is Pep called a fraud is it his fault that Debruyne is hitting the woodwork or City's strikers are missing goals?

Why label Mourinho's tenure a failure at Madrid is he the one that told Madrid players not to win the UCL?

Answer these questions and see how funny you sounded in your post. Your post deserves no answer, really.
1. stones was never a good defender to begin with

2. Liverpool's poor form in Jan was temporary, something every manager pass through, mignolet isn't that great

3. no manager is expected to win all the time, sir Alex lost matches too, was it because he changed tactics? no

4. i don't know

5. pep is called a fraud because he had it easy in the Spanish and German leagues where we know there isn't competition, pep's tactic in the premier league can be called into question too, city are actually converting their chances unlike united, question pep who wanted a ball playing goal keeper and defenders

6. him not winning the champions league is not a constant thing as he has won it twice before, refer back to number 3


now lets stick to the topic, cause honestly I don't see the correlation between the whys and my question

mourinho bought very good players, no?

our major problem this season have been our conversion rate which is a constant, are you trying to tell me that mourinho is to be blamed for our poor and constant conversion rate? we create many chances don't we? is mourinho to be blamed for ibrahimovic, mkhitaryan or rashford's inability to score simple tap ins?

if we were not creating the chances then we can question mourinho's tactics, but we are creating loads of chances, how is it mourinho's fault that the players are not killing them off?

how many chances did we create under van gaal? van gaal was obsessed with passing the ball, which called his tactics into question

you can't blame a coach for his players' inability to score simple tap ins

I teach you how to cook, you cooked well, do you still expect me to teach you how to eat?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 12:37pm On Apr 09, 2017
dopeJemi:
please I would like someone, preferably a mourinho hater to answer this question


how is it mourinho's fault that our players are not converting their chances?? like is mourinho supposed to teach professional footballers how to score goals?

please someone explain this to me
I am waiting........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 12:22pm On Apr 09, 2017
please it should be strictly on field, not off the pitch behaviour or his antics in interviews, strictly on the pitch
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 12:19pm On Apr 09, 2017
please I would like someone, preferably a mourinho hater to answer this question


how is it mourinho's fault that our players are not converting their chances?? like is mourinho supposed to teach professional footballers how to score goals?

please someone explain this to me
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by dopeJemi: 10:57pm On Apr 05, 2017
JewelStone:
Dinner: Yummy prawns and chicken stir fry with basmati rice, made by my awesome partner. I had mine with my favourite glass of chardonnay, the perfect combo!
can I get the recipe please?

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