₦airaland Forum

kinglekan:

Na you go die

I dey on sabbatical

I dey miss you oh, come back na

kinglekan:

Mumu pikin.

So you still dey alive?

Mumu adult

AbuMikey:
Eugenia

Hafa? Giyazz cc you so?

MUVA:
Cotonou people get sense?

At all, we get sense pass them

MUVA:
See this guy o


So that's your game-plan? No wonder you've been pouring cold water each time I try to go hot on that bonny-lass

I get sense pass you na

https://www.nairaland.com/3193846/freeze-reacts-2016-us-basketball

Not trynna drag us back, but will y'all call this racism?

I think this helps prove my point

EOD

MUVA:
Oya renounce your "likeness" for my crush of laive

Na to renounce am with mouth? You fit force me renounce am with my heart?

GIYAZZ:
Bross, no form o! My phone get grade one screen shots o!

I dare you

MUVA:
Noyo the Legend


If you show yourself now, na here we go finish work

Oya no vex, person no fit follow you play small?

GIYAZZ:
Asin ehn. . .

Proof say you dey die for MissGdope again? Dopejemi?

Me? Die for MissG? Na only pizza and fanta I fit die for right now oh, cause na wetin dey hungry me be that

MUVA:
I just dey one corner dey look you

You get luck say that phuck you smiley no dey Nairaland

GIYAZZ:


You've always confessed your love for her in that group. We know! Lol

Proof

mimzy:
MISSGDOPE

Where you see that one?

Everyday I pray to God it should be EU
Else you'll be the best thing I never knew

Already got people trynna picture us
*in my ghanian voice* cause i'm a lyrical genias

I'm a G, I never miss when I shoot,
Ain't that dope, but I when it comes to her, I got hope


*her name is all over the lines, from beginning to end*

GIYAZZ:


RULES:

* Write FOUR lines to woo your crush on Nairaland

* Try to sound deep enough that it becomes hard for peeps to decipher your crush

* Readers are to decipher who your crush is

* You must not be a rapper before you can write. Haba!

* It must be a Nairalander. Whether f or M.

* It mustn't be string attached.

*Just have fun!

I will go first. Tally ho!

Photogenic with cheeks as soft as feathers/
I ain't even touched that chick, but i know that spot be tender/
The queen of my heart, how you made my heart dissolve/
*In my jamaican voice* cos you the one the mon dey love!/

Pun intended. Oya guys, decipher!!


Cc; Smellymouth, Muva, STFUareyouGod, Laveda, Lanicky, Kinglekan, Mimzy, MissGdope, Vizkis, CLIQBOY, Abumikey, Jigsawkillah, ivvy, MissGdope, Sosiqdude, Dopejemi, Sandoski etc. . . *sigh*

Mondeluv

Kolade354:
Rest on day 1
The only that will make him stop is if italy beat germany

Trust me, you'll hear "it's Italy not Iceland"

raumdeuter:
troll me yet now that ENgland failed they are denying them

How can you hail one when he pass school test and deny him when he fails wAEC which hypocrisy is bgger than that

There's no correlation there bros

raumdeuter:
When ENgland won that meaningless friendly in March, the same people jumping all over are now denying then

Well I wasn't one of them and I think they did that just to troll you

Raumdeuter rest na

A40:
Within the last decade Spain has won 3 of the last 5 major tournaments. If they don't win anything in 50 years they will be fine. Tell me about England who lost to a country with fewer people than Festac

I'm not even gonna argue, the three lions are shi.t, average motherfuckers

A40:
Spain lost to Italy not Iceland

Spain ranks above Italy and Croatia

A40:
Can you eat just the stew, carrots and turkey with no rice?

I understood your analogy the first time. It applies to every other league

Yes, with yam or spaghetti

FOH A40, na trouble you and Dayo just dey find

A40:
Chai see the things wey failure don cause. Wetin concern Rice and Beans with your EPL flops?

BURN THE EPL DOWN

White rice- Brits

Stew, carrots, turkey, beans- players with different nationalities


White rice with stew, carrots, turkey, beans- EPL

Spain team comprises of la Liga players except de gea and fabregas

They must be sh.it

A40:
I'm saying the long tradition of failure is why many are supporting other National Teams. La Liga, Bundesliga, Serie A also comprise of players with other nationalities so why is this culture of abandonment so profound among EPL fans?

Why is no one willing to support a team that had 23 players from its league? It literally makes no sense

I like my white rice with stew, carrots, turkey and beans

But without those, it's boring and useless, so because I eat white rice with stew, carrots, turkey and beans means if i'm given just white rice i'll eat it? NO

How's that for a logic

A40:
Can you swear that your fellow EPL fans would not have come to the Bayern thread to troll had England gone on to win the Euros?

How can only 2% of fans support the by product of a league they love and support. Haba? How isn't that an indictment on the league itself?

Of course we would have, but only to troll you and Dayo, Dayo especially, not because we feel they are a great side

I despise British players, one of Griffon and nihilist can testify to this cause I think I had that discussion with one of them

Are the players of the national team entirely the product of the EPL? No, I for one became a lover of the epl because of Ruud van nistelrooy, so supporting the EPL doesn't mean we must also support their national team, the epl consists of not only British players, you should know that

A40:
How many players in the England National Team play in other leagues? List just two I'll wait

Bros, it still doesn't change anything, I remember the epl also consists of players like ozil, payet, mahrez, kante, sanchez(player of the copa America) de gea, shaqiri

If this English team went on to win the Euros ninjas would have bragged about their success, now that they have failed all man dey deny them like Simon Peter

Failure is truly an Orphan

Only 2 out of 100 support the three lions on this board

Griffon:
You know this makes little sense.

Some choose to support a league whilst caring less about the league's national team. The factors that informed your choice of loving the league might be non-existent in the national team, this is certainly a no brainer.

I love the EPL because of its competitiveness, twists, excitement and for the fact that Chelsea are a member of the league, these factors are non-existent in the English national team, so why support them?

Nateevs is a big fan of the Dutch national team, I don't see him supporting Ajax or PSV. I'm a big fan of Die Maanschaft because I love the team's organisation and the entire setup, that doesn't necessarily infer that I care about the Bundesliga - a league that lacks competitiveness and excitement.

You don't enjoy the right to define people's choices.

It makes no sense, not little

A40:
What is poor about the argument? After last night it is as clear as daylight that the EPL needs to be BURNT DOWN!

What you paraded was essentially an EPL all-star team that could not beat a country with fewer people than the average crowd you would find in Redemption Camp on Holy Ghost Night. What a disgrace

Some of those Icelandic players are accountants and fuel attendants FFS

I see, the players of the national team are the only players that make up the EPL

Nobody happy reach me for this brexit episode 2

raumdeuter:
Sanches joins Bayern

Dembele joins Dortmund

Embolo joins Schalke

3 of the most sought after youngsters in Europe

All Black as in charcoal black sef. Dopejemi

Na wetin dem like na, besides sanchez is not that dark

parrotibaba:
So this France na second half champions




Nice one Antoine

Exactly what I said to a friend just now