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AdeLaNa1:
Una dey shout striker upandan the thread. U forget our defence isn't solid too

Sure, it will be strengthened

BossKratos:


The only striker I want to see us get is lewandowski! Muller WILL NEVER be sold by those german tools, but lewandowski is doable! If we can't get him then let's try to get "mario goetze" or "mane" and then try to find the next "martial!"

Affordable strikers no dey market again? Time for youth and potential to thrive! IMO!

Lewandowski is the hottest striker/player in the world right, we'll have to fork out a very huge sum to get him and i'm not in support of spending big for a player who we aren't sure will perform when he comes


Mane would do

BossKratos:


Yep! Most mancs seems to prefer we go back in for "sadio mane" since he is only valued at about £25m and is younger too!

But mane is not a striker, we need more strikers

BossKratos:


Quick no beef poll: corinthians have made "Alex pato" available for £18.5million in the january transfer window! We all remember his quality! The following monikers teams have a dearth of strikers so if given the chance would you advice your teams coaches to pick him up in january as cover! Honest views please!

Cc; coogar, dopejemi, nihilist!

If he's ready to be our second Owen then no problem


18.5M? He'll No

Nihilist:
For 25k I'll do the decoration myself, pick you up from the airport with red carpet, and get someone to hand-wipe your bum when you're done with the loo.

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha in your dreams, I tell you say I wan buy house for UK abi na where you dey stay and you believe... thief!!!

Nihilist:
I live in Northampton. Wire me like 10k pounds to put a down payment on a house for you.

Quickly though, make you no miss this deal.

I'll send you 20k, get the house, I also need an interior decorator, you gonna help me pay him or her from the 20k, i'll send extra 5k for your upkeep

Nihilist:
I don't live anywhere close to Manchester.

Na Ibime you suppose ask that question.

I want to buy a house close to where you live

Nihilist, I wanna buy a house close to Carrington, do you know the cost?

BossKratos:



I think the quality of his goals caused me to fall into the space and time continuum briefly! After doing some research I have finally arrived back on earth to where you we're leading me all along "Lord vader!"

my nigga

BossKratos:
Haba! Na since before the man united game na? I think in that leceister game dey won 5-2! He got a hat trick and has been 1 of the form players of the past few weeks!

When was that leicester game?

BossKratos:
Whaaaat? Not even alexis sanchez?
Vardy I have no complaints but what the hell is blind doing there anyway? Lvg but no wenger? Strange!!!!

When did sanchez break his barren run?

ElFenomeno1:
Shut up Ekute
Never been part of that Lampard over Scholes thingy... But it is a no brainer, Scholes is a supremo!
On all fronts, Scholes is a top man!
[s]Personally met the dude, and you will be impressed by his humility and generosity
I lived in scummie land for four years fam so i see those folks around a lot![/s]

Nobody asked you all that

Mourinholic:
[s]
When Coogar did this,I decided to ignore... .
Take this pix,tell all the little children to come to you under a tree and school them with this trash......Not us...
Total shot? Shot inside opp half? Shot Outside?
Its obvious you don't understand the 'by 90 metrics'....
You just proved you are a mouth to mouth analyst....You can see none of your mates that knows how to use the site aren't jumping on the pix.....
Since you have been on No,has anyone ever showed something like total shots,total shots outside/inside? Its obvious Hazard killed the rest stats that coogar had to dig deep to get a useless stat ....And he had to use by 90 metrics...Lmaoooo.......
Guy ,its might work on your fellow Scummies,not us
If this was a Chelsea thread,ya all would be wailing about your usual boring false claim 'Chelsea fans are ignorant'......
I am tempted to do the same now,but I won't
Bottom line- You think you are deceiving me,you are deceiving yourself[/s]

Depay- 4goals... 2 to 3 assists

Hidden- 0goals... 2 assists

Of course, hidden has been the better player


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Chelseafan1:
Unlike Lampard, Hazard wins most of the pks he converts.

Eya when will he start winning pks for chelshit na?

Mourinholic:
...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2959801_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188


Proves my assertion

Chelseafan1:
Our season is starting proper this week

Old things have passed away with the Intl break, can't u see Eden has been scoring for fun for Belgium....

Scoring for fun? With how many penalties?

Nihilist:
Me no even dey look as tabon. It just shows me that you don't even want DepayNaldo4theLadies on the bench...

Dope Dope. I hail you my nigga. Don't lose this weekend o.

Airmark Mourinholic Chelseafan1 TVal Pataki Elfenomino1 and myself have formed a new organisation dedicated to relentless grooving on this thread.

Call us Hater Inc.

Call our name anytime. We will be here.

The relentless grooving is gonna happen on your thread because getting 3 points these days is like wishing for rain while standing in the desert

Nihilist:
Which one?

That DepayNaldo is a genius? Or that he should rot IN the bench?

I talk am say na the IN be your problem, you no dey hear say na mistake

Nihilist:
This is hilarious when compared with my signature

Depay- 4goals... 2 to 3 assists


Hidden- 0goals... 2 assists

Proves my assertion

Chelseafan1:
Dope, jokes nd trolling apart now, do u seriously see Chelsea losing against Aston villa ds weekend again??

I can't tell, it's a really tough match between two relegation battling teams, all you guys do is lose lose and lose these days so I can't really bank on y'all, but one thing I am sure of is that it's gonna be a cracker


The relegation battle just got real

Chelseafan1:
Everton straight win, stake your life savings and your papa old Volvo.

Chelsea straight win? Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Chelseafan1:
Chelsea straight win...100k to win 250k

No time.

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

My belle oh

pamcode:
career killer i dont understand you.If we are to go deep down no club is inncoent of 'career killing'

Una own worst

pamcode:
exactly my point.
And pls who knows what has become of Kramaric or kramer.
The guy who rejected chelsea for leicester or so,his father claimed chelsea would damage his son's career if he moved there.
I hope he is moving weights there sha, that saga annoyed me to be sincere the man made chelsea look like withces that eat young children and suck their blood.Mtchew.

Yes na, are you guys not career killers?

Nihilist:
Yeeeeeee!!!!!

This one for don memorize mojo soundtrack.

I'm sure that's jada fire's own sha. Na she get over-inflated bobby and wide areola. Maserati's areola no wide at all

Yeah you right


Bad sharp guy

Nihilist:
Yeeeeeee!!!!!

This one for don memorize mojo soundtrack.

I'm sure that's jada fire's own sha. Na she get over-inflated bobby and wide areola. Maserati's areola no wide at all

Yeah you right


Bad sharp guy

AdeLaNa1:
To the ladies, happy #NoBraDay

Those are Jada fire's boobs or maseratti's boobs

hariorh:
Wenger went through a season unbeaten


Break that record!

You are blessed

coogar:
just count the blocks, clearances, interceptions and tackles. when united kept a clean sheet for 1000+ mins, how many shots did VDS handle? it was vidic that stood between the ball & our goal. in many of those games, VDS had no single save to make....

What about casillas?

I don't see how pique keeps a team from scoring when he's not the goal keeper and the only defender/player on the pitch


Well, it's none of my business

Nihilist:
Mr Dope, how far na? How your babes?

I dey baba, which babes na bros? I dey seminary school oh

Smh