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afrodoc2:
Real prayer. Funlord wey take person bone use do toothpick. Funlord vex take person intestine use do belt.

Y'all are mad for a living

JayKayMaybachz:
You kwanu.. ..

You be nihilist cousin?

You need Funlord in ya life, fam

You dey mad, every spirit of funlord in my life I rebuke it and return it back to the sender


Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

adebayo201:
From this angle, we now have two pintures in our album...


*flipping on the album*

Please, where's Coogar and Elamp?

You mean the graduation and CV carrier pictures?


Coogar and elampiro never wake up, their night shift for the beer parlour wey them dey work no quick end, it's not easy, after picking bottles and washing pepper soup plates

sinizia:
Igbos call it Ekerembga!!


Yorubas call it Gidigbo!!

codedguy1:
Ol boy! Any team wey lose match henceforth, that thread go burn!

Make LvG take him time oo, hian!

I swear, I fear for us on Sunday well, na leave sure pass

sinizia:
You are right. But what made the victory one-sided was the fatal right hook AdeLaNa gave Elf earlier on. That picture description is caustic enough to raise Lazarus from the grave the second time. With Elf's confidence already low, Funlord emerged from the ashes like a Phoenix to cremate Elf permanently.

I swear, AdeLaNa no try at all for that thing wey he do


It wasn't a fair fight jare how them dey call am for wrestling that time again sef

Pataki:
I banter for fun or sometimes for trolling purposes. But yesterday, that boy's pomposity I could not stand.

I did feel sorry for him when I started digging into his posts. I realized that I should just have ignored him and schooled him like a big caring brother would.

Even if he posts insults directed at me forthwith, my conscience won't allow me to denigrate him in return. When life batters people in inexplicable ways, they tend to take their frustration out on people. His own way of letting out his life's frustration is by coming on the internet and acting all gangstar and crude.

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codedguy1:
After like 2 shots from Funlord the confidence went down like a limp prick!

Elf was thoroughly cremated, the only way anyone would identify him in the morgue was his clownish red nose that managed to retain its colour. How that happened is a mystery!

na my nigga una dey yeye like this? I trust him to bounce back though

sinizia:
Nah, i don't think it's over-confidence.


I think it's because while Elf was throwing around big words like "web-footed rasclaart" (yankee disses), Funlord was using moderate words wey the average goons on the Naija street fit understand and they packed so much heat while heading to his jaw-line like a programmed missile.

That's what Oyinbo dey call Coup de grâce.

Why I said over confidence is because even before the brawl started, elf was already sure of victory, he thought he had funlord already, he was too confident... go some pages back and see what i'm talking about


You also right though, it got to a point I started skipping some of his lines

"I've got regrets that will last longer than you"


Buahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jesu Christi

iheanyi40:
nigga was full of himself he was underestimating funlord tagging him a newbie e no knw say boys wey sabi diss de on lowkey

That was his first mistake, he undermined him


But Elf is still my nigga

afrodoc2:
Hmmmmm wisdom. The guy came with so much ishan.............but ishan lo pa Bruce Lee. O ma se o

I dey respect myself now oh

What killed Elf was over confidence

Dump that Hoe


No offence

Airmark, you believe that a professional footballer would say things like that? Really?


C'mon

Pataki abeg ignore that guy, and to think he's from Warri, same place i'm from he's just letting me down

I don knack finish



Funlord, My word Baba na you oh, Tuale


Elf is still my Nigga mehn

codedguy1:
Guy, its not easy to recover from that combo that feels like everyone in his village and lieage must have felt.

That was a knockout and a half!

Damn!!

Lol, una mouth sharp pass razor


I don go bed, I get puna wey I wan knack like this, make una dey fight

Nihilist:
Will you gerrahia

No DQ for this fight. All weapons allowed

Werey.. fight instigator.. your turn dey come

ElFenomeno1:
Insults to parents have come from both sides.
Don't be tagging me alone on that fam.
About time we revive the battle section and stop clogging the sports board.
Waaar!!! Who wants it?!

Oh! I didn't see it, but you do it more often than others... e no still remove anything from your skills sha, carry on

ElFenomeno1:
If anything gets spot on, must be as a result of the e-bullets that sprays you from where I am chilling!
No beef for you... you are a bloody paperweight vegeterian whose baptism was made possible inside belmarsh with a shower of cu...m from an assortment of but..tpirates
The crap that oozes out of your fat gob is what is keeping your mother alive....
You should have been aborted in that gold circle condom but unfortunately the drongo who was meant to pull out let it slip deep inside the wide ways of the female who carried you for 9 months!
Fu...cking web footed raasclart!
The hits that will put you to sleep like Benadryl are getting unleashed slowly.... get off that website and lay your sh*t down.

You've got it no doubt but the Insults to parents is a big No No man, It makes it seem like you ain't got no more weapons in your arsenal hence the stone throwing which is cheap


C'mon bro, You've got it, I've seen you spill some of the illest lines/words/jibes on here... go at him

AdeLaNa1:
Lool! I didn't wanna get involved. But Funlord has dropped some really impressive lines tonight!!

I swear, Meek needs to come learn


Dayum!!!

funlord:


Lmfao! "I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU"! Do you know how gay that just made you sound? So I was spot on in my assessment of you after all! So have you been watching my butt cheeks or my balls? You sperm guzzling pederast! Your foolish pride shall be your downfall today! Look at this "glorified chibok boy that was birthed by the foulest of mgbekes east of the river niger feeling fly"! You want beef but unfortunately you still have baby gorilla teeth in your stank gob! I've got regrets that would surely last longer than you _bitch! Shouldn't you be in kitchen making a snack for your boyfriend instead of burning his mb with your idiocy by the way! Abrasive he-goat!

WHAT DA PHUCK My line of the year... Dayum!!!!



Elf whatchu gonna do brah

nonsoroyalty:
Dopejemi am waiting for ur analysis of this match



*stirs my indomie*

Lol, bros na only the good things I dey see for our match oh, make I try sha



There was fluidity in the attack today, more penetrative passes, and pace... we didn't cling the wings like we normally do and I was really happy about that

We were caught sleeping on a number of occasions though but that can be addressed, our defence have been rock solid so far, Darmian, smalling and shaw are Walls, blind's technicality is superb, no gidi gidi


I really didn't see carrick that much, herrera was a little bit shaky in the first half but made up for it in the second half and also scored and assisted


Depay is a really really good player that knows how to turn his marker in and out, upside down, but sometimes he kinda over does it and wastes too much time,n there were occasions were he should have played it straight at goal but hesitated and started trying to dribble, take nothing away from him though, he's good


Januzaj- a complete waste in the middle, though he tried today, but he shouldn't play at all if he's not playing on the right


Mata- solid again tonight, even on the right, he's still making things happen, I like when he drifts to the middle, expect a scoring opportunity when he does that


ROONEY- Man of the match for me, I felt like crying when he raised his hands to the air thanking God, like "thanks God for bailing me out of this mess" he was fast and sharp, what more can I say about rooney, you saw him yourself



Romero- looking like he's going to be our number 1, he's vigilant, did you see how chased that ball down when that guy was one on one with him? That's the Trait of a good goal keeper




Bastian- master of the game, his pass to herrera sent chills to my body, I had goose bumps... he's old but still got it in him


Young- as usual, he delivered


Chicharito, Hmmm, make we end am here

Shots Fired


Hmmm

HERRERA my nigga


Bastian, my word!!!

AdeLaNa1:
Because of assist abi? Gerrarahere

Omo the guy dey try abeg



Rooooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeyyyyyyy


Hatrick

AdeLaNa1:
He's not really having a good game. But ya right. He needs to start more

Now he's having a good game

WAAAAAAAZZzZZZZZAAaAAaAAA

Roooooonnnnneeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hensben:
Who is Herrera Oh! Oh! That Croatia midfielder

I see you are restricted


Gabonese

AdeLaNa1:
As much as i want him to shine, he hasn't started in a while. So am not too confident yet

He needs to start playing games to get his old self back, abi na through training he go Tey pick form