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JayKayMaybachz:
This dopeJemi don smoke ijaw weed finish... lol

parrotibaba:
TRANSFER NEWS


MAN UNITED ACCEPT £45.4m PSG BID FOR DI MARIA


Reports just coming in suggests that man united has accepted PSG's bid for Argentine winger ,Angel Di maria. Di Maria was given permission to speak to PSG officials after last season as he seeks to move to Paris after an underwhelming season in England. The winger failed to adapt to the EPL n thus attracted the interest of PSG who could hv signed him last season. United loses £13m for the initial cash spent on his purchase from Madrid last season n r expected to invest some of d cash on Barcelona's Pedro.




Wish him success

StarBoard the doubting Thomas, you don see am now

No dey play with any update I drop here oh

JayKayMaybachz:
✔ ✔ Pedro's news got me saying this


I meant we need to add up in that dept

Our manager doesn't trust those youngings

Look at that mumu blackett

That guy ain't ready

Oh! That's what you mean.. I got you bro

StarBoard:

We are in the Thomas era.
And dis website is dodgy. .
Sky sport bbc soccernet. . .

Make we bet 20k Naira say na true.. you get the mind?

StarBoard:
Why have u stopped sending us pics from the tour??

Confused man

Na parrotibaba dey send us pictures since

JayKayMaybachz:
✔ ✔ It depends on how u guys go about it

If you look properly we are thin in the attacking department

#Simples

We need enforcers and ceeative players...

Kindly name those enforcers we need

Mata, depay, di maria(if he stays) rooney to some extent are creative enough IMO

StarBoard:
Source please. E no hard reach.

Why you difficult like this

www.ManunitedConfirmDimariaSaleToPSG.com

StarBoard:
How many minutes time again?

Even one chelshit fan don confirm am

Nihilist:
Manyoo accepts bid for Di Maria

That is just a flying shame. I bet he goes to France and tears it up for fun.

StarBoard:
Your time is up son.
Source for your gist or. . .

Check again

Leyqute:
You sure? It's still the same speculation with no quotes from the last search I made.



LOOL.

Abi. Nothing concrete. Just speculations

You go see am soon

StarBoard:
Tag team partners.

abeg Leyqute, help me ask am.
I don scan the reputable sites, no news of such.

Hahahaha no worry, you go see am in the next 45mins

Leyqute:
Is he by any way a friend of Di Maria's agent? Or an intermediary between PSG and Man Utd?

No, but his updates are 95 percent accurate

StarBoard:
Source?
You don return from your sojourn in shekpeville

I don return oh, it was worthwhile


Source: my friend wey dey always update me on the latest news

Just got news that we've sold di maria

Bimffo:
You are still not getting me.. Per 90 Metrics will show you the real picture of how both players faired, not minding the number of minutes both players played..

And with the stats you posted Up there, Remy of NewCastle is better than ChiCha of ManU

Okay now I get... now let's mind the number of minutes played by both players


*chews golden morn*

Leyqute, try calm down small abeg.. the guy don calm down

Bimffo:
No Jemi! Totals will make Remy better..

Per 90 metrics will show a more accurate rating..

That's what i'm saying

If 90 metrics show a more accurate rating like the one up there, then Remy is still not better than chicha IMO.. considering who was a starter and who was not at that time.

I dey go chop Golden morn

Bimffo:
DopeJemi

When you comparing 2 players and they don't have the same number of minutes, Per 90 metrics is the most accurate way to compare both players..

So, You intentionally shot yourself at the leg with those stats..

Okay, wait.. i'll bring the one of show totals

Bimffo:
Guy, Calm down joor.. You are using per 90 metrics.. Forget about the Total number of minutes played because its irrelevant.. Remy at Newcastle beat Chicha at ManU hands down!

I don't agree, let's assume minutes played is irrelevant, it still doesn't take away the fact that Remy was a starter at Newcastle and Chicharito was not

Nihilist:
What is the primary job of a striker?

I get, bimffo and I were comparing Chicha at man united to Remy at Newcastle, and I said Chicha played lesser minutes, way lesser minutes compared to Remy, so the excuse for goals scored

Bimffo:
Lool.. Which 1 are you comparing? Is it Chicha at ManU or ChiCha at Real, You using to compare Remy? Because as You can see it, Remy at Chelsea is beating all the stats U putting Up..?

Chicha at Man united vs Remy at Newcastle, that's why I said blue and yellow... thought you were talking of Chicha at man united?


You lie again bimffo... na only goals scored and passes completed na Remy of chelsea Tey beat Chicha of madrid, why you dey lie like this

raumdeuter:
Looks like Chelsea thread has changed strategy,

They now deployed Brigadier General Nihilist in the front line to ward off attacks from insurgents as against the recruits, Civil defence, Man O war and boys scouts Shekpe fans they usually put forward who cant string 2 sentences of logic together.

General Ibimes and nateevs strategy of putting the disgraceful shekpe fans in the background for them to just like posts, type senseless incoherent grammar they dont know how it fits the argument and shout Up shesee, Up Mourinho, Up Hazard, my blood is blue etc

while allowing the knowledgable ones to tackle insurgents is paying off. Like what Buhari is deploying vs Boko Haram

Also carefully selecting potentials like Tval and Bimffo to the potentially gifted academy so they can learn fast and help in the battle front

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Bimffo:
Oh.. So You see the stats.? Traore and Depay played in the Dutch league last season.. Both had the same number of assist and the goal difference is just 5..

Please Depay = Traore.. Thank you..

You lie...

Depay >> traore

Bimffo:
Lool.. Jemi, Traore played in the same league as Depay last season.. Please Check the stats.

Lool. You have 40 goals in 74 appearances does not mean na.. Messi has 46 goals in 103 apprerances for Argentina, still doesn't change the fact that Messi is World best!

How many goals does Chicha have for Man United.?

Schniederlin is average until he proves himself.!

so what was he doing at southampton? Playing suwe abi? do we buy unproven players? What else is there to prove, one of the best DMs last season should prove himself? Na only from the mouth of chelsea fans this kind opata dey come out from i'm kidding mate

How many minutes did chicharito play for man united? He was never our first choice, he was our super sub

Blue and yellow please


You can see the huge difference, 2097 and 853... and yet Remy still couldn't outclass the lad

mathys:
@ dopejemi

For your information whoscore rated depay 7.92 while traore got 7.42 with ur boy having a total of 23goals,5 assist while traore got 17goals,5 assist.

Mind you ur boy is older by a year or 2 and he also played more minutes.

I think it is inappropriate for you to flog traore into a trashbin.

And the indian league talk is clearly a cheap shot.

Okay I agree, it was a cheap shot, but there were so many cheap shots in the post I quoted as well

mathys:
Dope i see say na troll you wan troll

Fact is we do have a first 11 that shyyytes on ur first 11.

Aspa bench ,we both have some players we actually do not want in our teams anymore.

Really? Need I remind you how your first 11 parked the bus against our first 11 twice last season

As per your bench, you guys have the poorest bench amongst the top four clubs

I'm not trolling, atleast not today

Bimffo:
If DeGea leaves, You won't be worried?

You have forgotten how many points he saved for you so fast? Chaiii

That was because our defence was shitty, with a strong defence line, he wouldn't have to do much, so if he goes i'm not worried

Bimffo:
Is Remy better than Chicharito?? If Chicharito was good, You wouldn't have loaned him out!

Wait? Which Wilson?

I am asking You.. Shaw or Blind, Who is 1st choice?

Jones and Smalling are pretty defenders??

Yea, You showed me back Ups for each Position.. You showed me almost average players in all the departments!


DeGea (1st choice) / Valdes ( Below Average)

Valencia (Average) / Darmien (Uncomfired player)

Jones (Below average) / Blackett ( )

Smalling (Below average) / No 2nd Option.

Bastian (1st choice) / Schnerderlin (Average) / Carrick (Out of form) / Fellani (

Ashley Young (Above average) / Depay = Bertrand Traore)

Mata (Top player) / Herrera (Top player)

Rooney (Phat boy) / ChiCha ( Below average)

Between shaw and blind, we don't know who is first choice for now

Traore no be depay mate abeg, depay was top scorer in the dutch league last season, something I doubt traore would do if he played in an Indian league

Smalling and jones are not below average, statistics don't lie, look it up

Chicharito below average? Joke of the decade... chicharito and Remy no be mate, remind me who has 40goals in 74 appearances for Mexico, I remember, a supposedly below average striker... we loaned chicharito out to real madrid cause he was surplus to requirement, he had two world class strikers to compete against and it wouldn't have been fair to him if we had kept him on the bench... a certain Juan mata was sold to us, was it because he was below average?


Schneiderlin, average? I don't even want to go there with you

mathys:
u

I can see how you stylishly excluded your central defence and I am sure u guys dont need a keeper too abi?

You guys should keep on praying for DG to stay.

Also,I trust Mr Tinker man to play all sorts of formation while trying to fix a square ball in a round hole

I didn't stylishly exclude the defence, we have a weak defence and everybody knows that, it's nothing new buh we also have blind, carrick and rojo covering for that position as well

We have the best GK in the league, he hasn't said anything about leaving yet so we are not worried, even if he leaves, getting a replacement is not a problem for Us

mathys:
Moses is no ronaldo or messi and we are yet to convert him to a fullback.

Remy may not be our first choice striker but we find him more useful playing upfront instead of a phat captain who specializes nowhere

I definitely do not see how luiz cannot better useless shaw n rojo.

I will gladly take ramirez anyday anytime ahead of afroman.

How nice of you to place mata,rooney and felliani in the same position. I guess u mean as 10 rite? I will take oscar ahead of phatboi and afroman all day everyday.

Una don start with una arakiri again ooo....! After we will start seeing excuse of how your new players are yet to settle down.

I can see how you guys have deliberately decided to X both willian and traore. I pity una..... I will pick willain ahead of felliani,mata,di maria(of last season). I will even pick traore ahead of mata,phatboi and afroman anywhere in that frontline.

Hahahahahahahaha I bet your comrades will see this and do a face palm


I get the sarcasm bro

Bimffo:
Lmaoooooo.. You dint mention any CB.. Chicharito as Rooney's back Up?? Shaw as Blind back Up? Lmaooo..

Okay.. I give Up.

Is Remy better than chicharito? Or is it the falcao of now that you wanna compare with wilson

Shaw? Tell me you are joking, just tell me you are joking... name 1 LB better than shaw and who is also under20


Everybody knows the problem at united now is the defence, it's pretty obvious and even at that jones and smalling are pretty decent defenders... atleast I have shown you back ups for each positio, can you show me your back ups?


Not forgetting Rojo

Leyqute:
I'm serious

He could've hit 30+ goals and assists last season if Stoke city played him in the striking position

Buahahahahahahahahahaha