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xynerise: She never hear the music before. Na me teach heri suspected ![]() |
iyatrustee: *singing* dont you ![]() |
sleakid: lolz na snake u see? Abeg discuss with typhoon if ur the opener or closer..m tanxAv sent u a Request on bbm |
Typhoon, derrz a probLem mahn! I fink I'lL av 2 submit mah Verse mahseLf cuz I cudnt send u d MaiL, when I tried sending it, I saw a different thing entireLy SLeakid, av sent u a request on BBM. I wanna be d opener |
Oahray: Dat our primary school gameI telL ya PeopLe tot I was a Magician Den ![]() |
Let's pLay a Game Somebody choose any Number and don't telL Me d Number u've chosen, just telL Me dat u've chosen a number |
SƱṖ wiv d open Letters Next we gon' see "jim iyke's repLy 2 d bLogger dat sent him an open Letter" Abeg Make dem Set bLow make I see ![]() |
Spikes dah na 2face na Abi make we enter 9ja? ![]() |
Sijo01: It seems you gat the wrong handle.Onto the Next one Wait first, U don Marry? ![]() |
caseless: na desame id de switch for here so...Nope ![]() |
spikes C: oya nahOya start ![]() |
caseless: sms....Huh? ![]() |
spikes C: I'm at a payphone trying to call homeI don write A♏ aLready ![]() Make we finish A♏ ![]() |
Sijo01: who you dey toastBaby! Its u, its u, its u, its u, its u GurL Its u, its u, its u, its u, its u ![]() |
I'm at d payphone trying 2 calL home AlL of my change I spent on u Where av d times gone Baby its alL wrong, where r d pLans we Made 4 2 If happy ever after Did exist I wouLd stilL be hoLding u Like dis And alL dose fairy taLes r fulL of shiiit 1 more phucking Love song I'lL be sick ![]() |
av wasted my nights U turned out lights Nau I'm paralyzed StilL stuck in dat time wen we calLed it Love Buh even d sun sets in paradise ![]() |
Yeah I know its hard 2 remember D peopLe we used 2 Be Its even harder 2 picture Dat u not Here next 2 Me U say its 2 Late 2 make it Buh is it 2 Late 2 try And in dat time dat u wasted AlL of our bridges burnt down ![]() |
Like wetin 1 guy TaLk 4 dat Man-u thread, I quote When a dulL chiLd faiLs an exam, its no news buh when a BrilLiant chiLd FaiLs, BBC sef go carry am ![]() |
SeunPlus: And Man U drawsSo u Carry ur 'HATRED' come here abi Take time oh, 4get say I dey Laff 4 dat thread, I go just crest man-u Badge 4 ur Face nau ![]() |
[quote author=piano_girl]Tell them jare...Manchester United rules!!![/quote]My sister Dem no know Abeg pLay piano 4 Me jhoor make I dey Look dem with ReLaxed Mind ![]() |
*singing* Teach Me hau 2 Hate Teach Me, Teach Me hau 2 hate ![]() |
figment232: OF COURSE cos this is d beginning of their downfall watch outIf I hear U don hear say Man-u fLop 4 3straight matches b4? Its onLy a draw, we stilL topping Btw! If we were as Low as ArsenaL and CheLsea, peopLe wudnt be hating on us Like dis, its cLear dat we d Best Team in engLand ![]() |
onLy draw wey man-u draw na make una dey happy Like dis so Choi! Man-u z realLy d best Team in engLand. See envy ![]() |
HQ: You want it to rain goals eh?Of course nau We need 2 put dis game 2 Rest nau b4 d pressure bcoms 2much |
Ferguson can dey vex Me sumtyms Wat is Rooney and nani doing on d bench nau ![]() |
so u trynna say we shudnt support Man-u again, Mehn! Don't confuse urseLf Look, we don't worship d deviL, btw! We've changed it 2 d Red Giants and if dats hau d deviL Looks Like den I'm gonna Laff mah a$$ out when I see him 4rm heaven Btw! Dis thread wasn't necessary |
if u say, Hau is My itsModelLa, wilL it make any sense Buh if u say, hau is My ModelLa, it makes a lotta sense Y do u guyz kip calLing her 'ItsModelLa' d 'its' is d 'its' we alL know, just Like itsBinger, itsJemi, its-spikes CalL My wife ModelLa or eLse ![]() |
Jeez Mehn! Tasha u've got it spot on When I read his comment, I Laughed My Head off ![]() |
ItsModella: Jemi/Modella and sons works fine. I shall av my own private jet go mess up our grand plan.Yes oh U r very correct PeopLe fee no kan dey put offering 4 box cuz dem go think say na deir money we wan take buy d private jet Wat a smart wife av got ![]() |
ItsModella: Amen...dopejemi on pastor tinz today...no worry, your ministry shall progress and you shall receive your own private jet.Amen oh My wife I wan name my church Jemi/ModelLa and sons Ministry or I shalL av My own private Jet dis Year Ministry Which 1 beta pass |
Jeremiah 33:3--- calL unto Me and I wilL ansa thee, and I wilL show thee Great and mighty things dat Thee knoweth NOT GIG ![]() |
John 3:16--- 4 God so Loved d worLd, dat He gave His onLy be gotten son, dat who so ever beLieveth in Him shalL not perish buh av evaLasting Life Exodus 14:14--- d Lord shalL fight 4 Me and I shalL HoLd My peace ![]() |
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