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Timmytimmy:
Dora, he's good but don't you think the lines are out of use?
Dammy, better evolve.
*runs out of thread*

me? hian ionno o can u do betta?... or does... dammytrager have a rival?...(stay tuned)

*sips wine* the way dammytrager is takin tins slow and givin all these lines for thaigbochick...my head dey blow *sips banka soup and palm wine*

Dammytrager:
I am dammytrager, d only man in d land of the living dat kills a lion with a broom and drinks water with the skull of a man, I control the heart of many without a remote without a remote control, my presence scares even BH boys away...I guess that'll do lol
Actually m one of the underground dudes in CMP buh m sure u'll knw my face...

So hw fa na, its kinda strange seeing a fine gal in EEE wat really propelled u to study EEE

BRUH!

Darlene1:
I'm seriously SMH for you. That girl you mentioned..is a medical Student, not by accident. She made it with style.. Had 301 in post jamb. Mr man, perhaps you need to define 'joblessness' or I assume you dont know the meaning. You aren't an idiott, not at all, but that's an idiotic post.

lool thumbs up joh

lol dats so true

happy new month y'all. yay!. we one month closer to resuming. ... December shuld come fast

dejii01:
I'm well aware of how few people resolve to what's 'available' to them in military schools to satisfy certain needs. But you've shown keen interest in MOZ101 You're safe.

Tell me I'm wrong.

chaaai darris God o

davidmascot:
I just dey ghost mode jare .

na so

Timmytimmy:
Just pray you don't get to see me when we resume
*cracks knuckles*

please take it easy b4 u break thoz *nerd* fingers...grampa's *nerd* fingers r not strong (lookin out 4 u)

Darlene1:
Yea... that's sincerity and humility. Good life is not all about not making mistake, it's about owning up you made....and learning therein. Oya sit down as I prophesy Timmytimmy and Chiamaka01 start the next round of E fighting. .. and



You'll be the 'umpire'


Ahhhhgg... FTC... so, this how beautiful it feels like to be a leader of a nairaland page, esp when it's not planned for..

Dora7891, my bro told me about you... I'm watching your back

lol aiit den

Chiamaka01:
Now, this is faith. And it came expectedly from our able prayer warrior.

lol hallelujah!!!

Ladokun12:
is der 3rd list ni

dis is news 2 moi

Hanasbay:
Bleep you for your trash

whoa!! oh wellz... he did wat i culdnt... tell ya d plain truth... way 2 go understatement....

Timmytimmy:
oooooooh I think you misunderstood his intentions bro, he was trying to be diplomatic in breaking the bad news.Your score isn't high enough hence you might want to consider other options. Don't be discouraged or feel down, I'm sure God has bigger plans.

Btw, next time, please for the sake of harmony, ask for clarification before you use the F word on people. Okay? It's not very polite.

way 2 goooo grampa!! how nice

uumm:
#SPOILER ALERT..






What will you do if you see this on oau's website..


NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS :
It has been brought to the knowledge of the school management that rumours have been flying around about the 2014/2015 admission process. We would like to inform the general public that cut-off marks are not actually out yet.. Please note that due to poor administration on our part, the school's website was hacked a few weeks ago and false cut-off marks were uploaded. The JAMB site was also hacked by one Mr Johnwills. Please ignore any claims as touching cut-off marks, admission lists or letters. We are working effortlessly to ensure that the proper cut-off marks are released within the next month- after which students are advised to print the "ORIGINAL" admission letters (containing passports of your parents and grand-parents) from the JAMB official site.


Thank you.
The school management.

...im still gon be on d new cut off nd admission list

sureguzzy:
will anoda cutoff come out again?

it mite... 4 supplementary list... lst yr it did

uumm:
congrats to everyone on here who made it...
truth be told- this is only the beginning, and it has nothing to do with the ending...

couldn't b more true

sureguzzy:
hey guyz i had 62.7%... Thank God i made it.. So plz ex pdite wats d nxt step, i mean wat will happen nxt now?

get ur tins nd sch fees ready... coz in about 3 weeks gon b gettn ready 2 go 2 sch...

Johnwills:
Good combo! Johnwills=m
Chiamaka01=f
TimmyTimmy = ?

Timmytimmy = m+f=x timmytimmy oya gan find x

Darlene1:
How on earth would you have known... Yea He's my brother!

? wow I was ryt I shuld follow dat voice in my head dat says I shuld b a detective.. he told me ya made it nd ur score today... so wen I saw ur post here.. I just felt I shuld ask if u were... u

Timmytimmy:
XXX5. ....see, I told you guys, the Specimens are not going to be easy to study.

not even sure wat dat means tho...nd im sure I wasnt meant 2

harfolahbee:
Had 41.7 nd the cut off mark for bcp is 43 what are my chances

unless a second cut off come out... dere is still hope... na wa cut off might decrease to 39... but as dey said... pray nd try connections... contact d sch too

all deze 40 in ya cut offz ... its like y'all planned it... make a great team.... mayb try dah in pd... who knows d cut off 4 med might reduce lol

Timmytimmy:
eh, Dora, seems like I've not properly introduced myself.
I'm Mazi Okeke Timmy, the great grand son of Ikemefuna the great hunter.....I have igbo blood

lol ... im dora dangote... d daughter of aliko dangote.... I hav dangote blood ....oga take a seat

dont be afraid to dream... and when you do dream .. dream big.... because day dreamers have a way of making deir dreams come true.... I just realizd many succesful peeps wer school drop outs.... and a degree doesnt really take u dere but will open doors..... y am I sayin dis?...... no idea

XXX5:
Hehehe Dora yhu think we're kids

c dis pikin askin if he is a kid

Chiamaka01:
It's been a while, oh.

lol u and ur one of a kind quotin

Timmytimmy:
Dora.......I've wanted to say this since, let's get married and elope.
*singing*
As long as you love me, we could be starving, we could be broke....

lmao... we? how bout dis ...u starve and I eat nd u could be broke just gimme all ya money ... Nd I shall love ya forever hehehe

Timmytimmy:
I like your thinking, what shall it profit a man to buy Iphone 6 to impress girls just to go back and soak garri every night?
Team NewBuka#

Dammy, girl for "Connect" in Elect Elect, think twice before you reject my offer, you know the girls there are an endangered species, na so so wire una sabi carry........

all des children

Timmytimmy:
or questions were relatively harder.

yh resultin in students gettin low scores

Dammytrager:
hmmmn...timmytimmy my broda, my server here sef gallant oya connect us sharpaly

connect who nd who.... in which life

Chiamaka01:
You're right. Moderation is key. But, i usually see people who always follow their heart as unprincipled.

Chiamaka01:
You're right. Moderation is key. But, i usually see people who always follow their heart as unprincipled.

*clears throat* u-u-unprincipled? goodness me.... hmmm I see dem as .... daring... dey takin risks....like dats just awesome