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xynerise: The diasporians should take a seat and relax while we home base entertain them with our experiences.


Right from my primary 4, my name has always been among the top 5 on the noise makers' list. Even when I was sleeping, the silly class captain still included my name on the list. I dont know if he counted my snores as noise .

We do bail ourselves with one naira or 50kobo, that is, if you dont want to receive 12 strokes of cane. I swear na cane tear my primary school knicker for yansh finish.

I believe I was not the only one who experienced this ''fun''?

My name was always On that list. It got to a climax when my punishment was to write " I will never make noise in the class" one thousand times and submit to the teacher before classes ended that day.

abujalapdog: You have “Freedom of Speech” but Freedom
AFTER speech - that I cannot guarantee”..-Idi Amin.

I don laff my belly tear oooo. This is classic. @abuja God bless you for making my day.w

No be only sack. Bag nko? Suddenly oily heads are fighting for the good of Nigeria because a non oily head is involved. Pathetic indeed! FYI,all of you better go back to your oily soups and stop wasting your time calling for her head and job. She has come to stay. Either live with it or go consume rat poison like 'youallknow'.

Where she dey work?

awodman: This one Йą real upper cut for the Ijebu man...so Femi actually spent only 6 months as a minister and he is going about beating his chest that no crash happened in his time..

Finally, Guys I heard Femi's father was beaten up in the presence of Femi when femi was just 6 years old by an Igbo army officer..can anyone verify?

Yes nah. That hole on his teeth is actually a missing tooth slapped out during the gbege.The thing dey pain the man reach tomorrow.

Oily brains wanking off as usual. Tribalists!

This girl no dey fear? Na ancestor be that.

Intrepid!:
How person papa go name im pikin 'Resident'?

Resident is her surname. Na so Ijaw people name dey be sometimes.
To vote for her text Men 121 to 33810.

Hail Queen of heaven the ocean star Guard of the wanderer here below Thrown on life's surge we claim thy care Save us from peril and from woe!

Almajiri plus Cowards = APC

confusion247: APC.........

Almajiri plus Cowards (APC)

ichidodo: Itshekiri claimin yoruba or yoruba claimin itshekiri. Which one should we learn?

Na wah o. Confusion 247,ichododo and Co don confuse owoh. The mumu was schooled without paying tuition.All of you who console yourselves with the fact that SS and SE are not one are shallow minded. We dey look.

Scary

May God console the people she left behind. I can identify with how they feel right now. Eternal rest grant onto her o Lord and May her soul and the souls of all the faithful departed through the mercy of God rest in peace. Amen.

Phew!