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Is this Victor of 700 club?

tell him brother, tell him! Now he lacks the will to call his kinsmen to order, to desist from this barbaric attacks. Please note that there is rarely any CITY in this country where these men do not herd their cattle, always armed with a sheathed cutlass & other what nots in that pouch. I can. only imagine what the security would do to someone like me if I walk around town with a machete, & yet PMB's brothers do this freely.

Oga presido, hear the words of calling now.

Up naija-made !

Shebi una no wan import? Una go buy am tire. U don enter am..

seen it here in jos tru black specs. partial though, dnt wait for darkness o! it may not get dark as ppl are expectn

from Jos, plateau state. ain't dis great!

In jos, arnd 11.15 a.m, saw a dark shadow arnd the sun and took a pix. As at nw, d shadow had cleared. still expectin sometin worth it arnd past 2 pm though, if the forecasts are tru

correct! you want to tell me that all these girls still 'dey'? abeeg, when westerns are making sure they lose it before prom... ;Dcorrect! you want to tell me that all these girls still 'dey'? abeeg, when westerns are making sure they lose it before prom...

At a luncheon i attended last week, i had to use the toilet. Getting to the gents' and opening the first cubicle,
what I saw was a lady touching herself at the unmentionables . Guy, I got totally confused; i mean no one else was in there...
What would you do in such a situation pls...

[quote author=Alaafia l‘oro]@OP... you ppl will never cease to amaze me,if the churches do something like that,you ppl will complain of heresy. Now they don‘t,you still demanding for it. Your types are the ones giving those churches reasons to brainwash and abuse you. SMH[/quote]Who tells u? When u no go comot for Lasgidi go see wetin de dey happen for other part of naija..Dopemu to V.I, bck 2 Dopemu...
I dn't imagine tins to put on NL jst for ppl to respond. This is the story that prompted this...

A friend of mine who recently got married in a state in North-central shared the ordeal that a popular orthodox, conservative church took him and his spouse
through. On filing for marriage at the lady's church as customary, they went through counseling as normal, and did the necessary medical tests as usual.
However, a week to the wedding, they were told that the lady would have to take a pregnancy test 3 DAYS TO THE WEDDING Of which if found positive, then they wouldn't be allowed to have the marriage in the church (Can you imagine! U would see that this is a calculated attempt to cause disgrace if found wanton, after months of preparation. ). It didn't stop there....

On hearing this news, my guy got so confused because just the other nite they did the tongolo , and of all days he skin-dove at the crucial moment of the cycle. He said the pastor had to ask if he was ok at the way he went pale when the news was divulged to them. When the test day arrived, they went to the private hospital of the church, for authenticity; it was the non-failing urine test! and guess what.... the nurse followed my guy's fiancee into the rest room to witness and observe her while providing the specimen for the test When my friend queried this follow-up, he was told that some ladies have tried to deceive the church by bringing urine from their non-pregnant friends and would come out of the rest room as if it was their's . Anyway, to my friend's greatest relief, they tested negative.

This made me to think that if the church really wants to uphold the celestial law or whatever it is, let them try to be testing for virginity instead of pregnancy, all this show is hypocrisy. Dem no go even try am, because no wedding go take place for the church again for sure ... maybe for underaged brides sha

NL romancers, I got curious about the reason why some of our churches these days
carry out pregnancy test before they would allow one to marry in their church. Why don't they go for virginity tests?

The lil secret i can NEVA tell my babe (but i can tell d forum ) is that......
I SLEPT WITH MY GIRL'S LIL SIS!

Why is everyone castigating this lady? It is an inherent part of every human. Consider this: Adam and Eve were the first humans sheh?
so how did humans multiply? Fathers, moms and siblings would have definitely had c-anal knowledge of one-another!

Poster, abeg carry go. Nothing do you, o ba nile ni

Heard the mathch has been postponed

Y'all just gave mw a list of trhings to watch out for b4 marriage. I wnt die in lafta here

@Poster

Hope u have heard that these days, ladies have devised a means of blocking their "thing", such that u feel u have just deflowered one.

tekinologi!!!

Pray you are not deceived.