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I received a text message some hours ago from the polytechnic of ibadan about the actual date of the exam, but it refered me to their website but on getting to their site, i could not decode wat they wrote. Has anybody received the same message? If yes what date is stated on the site?

I received a text message some hours ago from the polytechnic of ibadan about the actual date of the exam, but it refered me to their website but on getting to their site, i could not decode wat they wrote. Has anybody received the same message

Reuben2012: @doyinmolah, yes i am a student of ibpoly dept of accountancy.

pls is the cbt really starting on monday, i mean next week monday

jaymejate: Dr. reuben, na fite? jez want to knw wats going on with d exam, nd u've xplained. i replied with tanks,,, nw u re saying another tin,,, wise up dude,, be matured!

Thank u reuben for giving us some useful information, jayme was just trying to thank u, but pls are u a student of the sch?

How many people remembers this advert, SHAKY SHAKY DADDY. Thats what this OAU cut off mark has turn everybody to.

papindinho: lolz..... Boss, I hail oooooo

My oga @ the top, i just dey oooooo, hope dis cut off thing neer make u dey shake ooooooo

Samtolly4JESUS: am sure you're hiding under a blanket too as you are typing this....

Pastor samtolly, i dey gidigba, nothing do me cos the aggregate go favour us all IJN(AMEN), so no shaking
@tola, my bubbles are INTACT

Shebi na una dey find cut off mark since all dis days, cut off mark don come out now, why una dey fear? why cold dey catch una? why are u guys under pressure?:p

Almost everybody are viewing this thread, it be like say we plenty wey never start work oooo, cos we suppose dey our place of work instead wey we dey view oau thread

Which time fynestboi turn FFO(for food only)

Cut off don come out? Abajo me i no know ooooo, na y me dey see new new names for here, all those shadow aspirants don dey show face

:oHow did u guys manage to port this thread from 169 to 178 within 2 days, i applaud u guys, thumbs up

Dazmie: Wen are dey startin d cbt cos a friend of mine is fixed to write his on day seven

someone should pls answer dis question oooo, cos i'm supposed to write mine on day 5, and someone told me, d exam had started but i'm not sure, pls we need ur replx urgently

Ifyx: sshhhh

same to u:p

Kejilee: hmm who told u, who gave u odaaa

I dont take order from anybody, i'm my own boss#shikena#

Kejilee: muslim 4 ma strt kala ooo.me no c meat ooo

maybe u no dey friendly, cos the muslims wey i know, dem NO fit kala u at all, na u no sharp:p

Timichael: i'm lafin... U no knw say d report of dat meeting wil b handed ova 2 shekau, our chief security officer. Boko boys go help, we don't nid chidi...

na so joor brother, tell them make dem hear:p

Oysdam: we don talk am earlier na,NO B BY FORCE TO POST

i'm sorry oooooo, i did not know i was stepping on my oga @ d top toes.

Which one u see post:p

Ifyx: stale

Papindinho, eeku odun ooooo, many happy returns ooooo, remember to send my rice and meat ooooooo, dont eat it alone

Genuistic dey my house, he's under house arrest, na me camp am there

Samtolly4JESUS: #subscribing#.... This film go sweet o...... #switches on my 8D#..... #grabs popcorn and secretly pours Alomo inside viju boTtle#... #pastor must not be seen with Alomo na#

eewooohhhh, see pastor oooooooo, pastor wey dey drink alomo, and wey dey entice us to fight, God dey see u oooooooo

papindinho: erm erm.#summons fynest, samtolly and phtemie to meeting.
papin: ds doyin and mike of a tn dn turn to EEWO(boil) on man pikin nose o. wetin u c 4 deir step
samtolly: na braggin jor. dem no ft do nada
fynest: na me train dat boy o bt im ft do anytn.
phtemie: shld we shadow-scrape deir steps by chargin the plotters legally.
Papin: bar.phtemie. abeg talk smal pikin language o.
fynest: let's go 4 barrister's point bt illegally cos d boys ar nt legal.
samtolly: let's beep jakesund for dat.im get controls. #dials jakey's no
[phone rings].
jakey: gud evenin sir.4 contract say hi for consult say ha.
<2 b cnt'd

we go disrupt that meeting, dat meeting no go hold, do u still remember rivers crisis? Michael and i will ''chidi loyd'' dat meeting

papindinho: leave dem o.
Doyin, FYI (for your information). your action is ultravires abi na ultrawire. phtemie correct me if i don jabo o. besides, u no see the team wey u wan tackle ni. we get barristers, administrators, philosophers etc. Make i no shout. U rememba 3 arms of govt. Ehn ehn, yes. U dn see say na ontop leta y u sit. E go shook ur bottom lyk ew!

@depapinx, u wan dey claim abi, because u get barristers, administrators and philosophers, ok no probs, but we get the executive and the legislators, if u do anyhow, we will manipulate the constitution to suit our purpose and u see dat una lawyer(phtemie) go soon join us, because we have the power as in we are the executive(president) or else we go dismiss am for him office

Samtolly4JESUS: you guys wan form opposition party abi

yes ooooo, wetin happen, una own tooo much, both of us go deal with all of una

Wats up guys, i don dey watch all of una wey dey tackle una self, michealtotti no mind dem oooo, papindinho, adexlawyer and samtolly dey plot coup for u abi, no worry i dey ur back, let them try us and we'll show dem that kaaki no be leather.

Chuksemi: Did you type 60?i think you should make that 90 but seriously there is no enough reason why teens shouldn't date.

i'm not against dating infact i've been in relationships(date) since when i was 10 years old but dating requires maturity there might be peer pressure but dont fall for it, u can have friends as a teenager but not lovers, i understand if some people will want to criticize me but to be frank with everyone, from age 11 to 16, our bodies start changing alot, instead of telling ur friends how ur body grow, why not tell ur mum or dad they understands u the most but ur friends dont, they will only mislead u, so a word is enough for the wise but when u turn 18 u would have known wats right from wrong, cos u are already an adult and u take consequence for ur actions

@chuks, anyone can post a central topic that will be of benefit to us all, so if u have an important topic u can post it here.
@oyinprince, anybody can read at anytime, whether in the daytime or in the night, the only issue is that we have to study ourselves to know the time that suits us most to read, so the time that suits u to read might not suit me, so the guy that asked the question should study himself

Pls when are we going to write the post jamb. Someone should pls answer me

Yenex: lol...ma natural hair only suit me wen i flat tong it but i hate doing that cause ma ear was nearly burnt with d hot iron d last time i did it

@oyinprince, the funniest thing is dat low cut looks good on u, rather than u having a bushy hair