Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by doyinmolah: 3:42pm On Jun 04, 2013 |
Pls, is oau post ume form out |
Politics › Re: Troops To Launch Air Strikes On Boko-Haram by doyinmolah: 9:29am On May 17, 2013 |
Our weak presido is just doing his work, we need to curb violence with force, WAR IS PEACE |
Education › Re: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by doyinmolah: 1:56pm On May 15, 2013 |
Fynestboi: just drop ur email i wuld send it to u.. ogundokungbonju@yahoo.com |
Education › Re: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by doyinmolah: 7:51am On May 15, 2013 |
Fynestboi: OAU 2012 POST UTME GOVRNMENT ___________________________________ 1) The principle of checks and balances modifies the theory of (A)Rule of law (B)supremacy of the law (C)separation of powers (D)delegated legislation 2)The European union (EU) is an (A)economic organisation (B)association of former british Colonies (C)organisation of European states (D)union of European organisation 3)Which of the following does not describe a party system? (A)one dominant party system (B) two party system (C)three party system (D)multi party system 4)Laws made by local government are called (A)acts of parliament (B)local government acts (C)bye-laws (D)local government decrees 5)The commission established to handle the electoral activities in the second republic of Nigeria was (A)national electoral commission (B)national electoral commission of Nigeria (C)federal electoral commission (D)independent national electoral commission 6)In nigeria,promotion of judges is the responsibility of the (A)chief justice of the federation (B)judicial service commission (C)council of legal education (D)attorney-general and minister of justice 7)The legislature in Nigeria under the 1999 constitution is composed of (A)109 senators and 360 members Of the house of rep (B)109 senators and 350 members Of the house of rep (C)108 senators and 350 members Of the house of rep (D)100 senators and 250 members Of the house of rep Under a parliamentary system of Government, the cabinet holds Office at the pleasure of the (A)head of state (B)electorate (C)legislature (D)opposition 9)The ultimate authority in a state Is referred to as (A)president (B)sovereignty (C)legislator (D)legitimacy 10)The most important aspect of Political participation in a Democracy is (A)attending political rallies (B)voting in elections (C)registration with a political party (D)the observance of electoral processes 11)One of the foremost theorist of Federalism was (A)A.V Dicey (B)K.C. Wheare (C)karl marx (D)baron de montesquieu 12)The method used to determine The possible outcome of an Electoral contest is (A)conduct of elections into local Government offices (B)registration of political parties (C)conduct of gubernatorial elections (D)delineation of electoral. constituencies 13)The principle of checks and Balances empowers the judiciary To (A)apply the law (B) administer the criminal justice System (C)abrogate the law (D)invalidate the actions of the Other arms 14)The final stage in the process Of enacting legislation is (A)assent (B)final reading (C)notification (D)guillotine 15)Every political system performs The following basic functions Except (A)rule making (B)rule transformation (C)rule enforcement (D)rule adjudication 16) Globalisation is all butone of These (A)a renewed concept in International studies (B)limitation to the domination Of the west (C)a process of making theworld Smaller (D)an increasing integration of the World 17)A major factor that differentiats International politics from Domestic politics is that International politics (A)has no centralised institution Of government (B)cannot enforce sanctions (C)has centralised organsof Administration (D)has a central law making body (18)Globalisation encompasses All the following except (A)market integration (B)internationalisation of politics (C)technology improvement (D)economic liberalism 19)The ten non-permanent Members of the security council Are elected by the (A)general assembly (B)trusteeship council (C)security council (D)economic and social council 20)Under the independence Constitution of Nigeria, Dr nnamdi Azikwe was (A)prime minister (B)governor general (C)lieutenant-governor (D)head of state 21)The judicial organ of United Nations is the (A)security council (B)European court (C)general assembly (D)international court of justice 22)The universal negro Improvement association was Founded by (A)Casely hayford (B)herbert macaulay (C)marcus garvey (D)W.E.B. Du bois 23)The chicks commission in Nigeria was set up to look into (A)states creation (B)revenue allocation (C)minorities issues (D)extra-judicial killing 24)Nigeria observed the Principle of collective Responsibility between (A)1960 and 1966 (B)1979 and 1983 (C)1985 and 1993 (D)1999 and 2003 25) Which organ is referred to as 'The last hope' of the common Man (A)the parliament (B)the judiciary (C)the executive (D)the legislature 1 c 2 c 3 c 4 c 5 c 6 b 7 c 8 c 9 b 10 b 11 b 12 c 13 a 14 a 15 b 16 d 17 a 18 d 19 c 20 d 21 d 22 d 23 b 24 c 25 b |
Education › Re: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by doyinmolah: 7:28am On May 15, 2013 |
Fynestboi: whao dats gud hope to meet u on OAU PUME DAY... i hope to also see u there, maybe we can even get to know each other, just keep in touch, and i need that oau postume past question link |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Wigan (4 - 1) On 14th May 2013 by doyinmolah: 9:36pm On May 14, 2013 |
Final whistle and we are home and dry |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Wigan (4 - 1) On 14th May 2013 by doyinmolah: 9:32pm On May 14, 2013 |
All those chelsea fans wey dey yarn apata, make una shut up and lose ur match against everton so that we can come to our usual 3rd position and u guys can be contented with the third position |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Wigan (4 - 1) On 14th May 2013 by doyinmolah: 9:15pm On May 14, 2013 |
Gunners for lyfffffffffffffffffff |
Education › Re: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by doyinmolah: 3:34pm On May 13, 2013 |
Fynestboi: u can join us in OAU thread. Wat course? law |
Education › Re: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by doyinmolah: 3:32pm On May 13, 2013 |
Fynestboi: UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN GOVERNMENT PAST QUESTION(2005) UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN POST-UTME PAST QUESTION.
GOVERNMENT 2005 POST UME TEST 1. The military coup of July 25, 1975 which toppled General Yakubu Gowon from power took place when he wasattending which importantevent? a. OAU Summitin Kampala b. UN General Assembly in New York c. Assembly of Heads of States of ECOWAS d. in Monrovia The Olympic Games
2. Which of the following Political parties did not participate in the 1979 General Elections in Nigeria? a. Unity Partyof Nigeria b. National Party of Nigeria c. Social Democratic Party d. Great Nigeria Peoples Party
3. Alhaji Shehu Shagari was sworn in as President of theFederal republic of Nigeria in 1979 by: a. Justice Fatai Williams b. Justice Adetokunbo Ademola c. Justice Salihu ModibboALfaBelgore d. Justice isa Mohammed
4. The British took over Nigeria through a. Negotiation b. Bargaining c. War d. The Sea
5. Which of the following courts served as the highest judicial organ for Nigeria up till 1963? a. Supreme Court b. Federal Court of Appeal c. Appellate Court d. The Privy council
6. What was the primary purpose of the Sir Henry Willinks Commission of Inquiry? a. To approve the independence of Nigeria b. To allay the fears of minorities in Nigeria c. To amalgamate Northern and Southern Nigeria d. To make Lagos a British colony
7. into how many local government areas is Nigeria officially delineated? a. 654 b. 650 c. 820 d. 774 8. Laws made by State government are known as a. Edicts b. Bye Law c. Acts d. Decrees
9. The centenary anniversary of the amalgamation of Northernand Southern Nigeria will be celebrated in a. 2060 b. 2063 c. 2014 d. 2007
10 . Which of these men introduced indirect rulein Nigeria? a. Mungo Park b. Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe c. Lord Lugard d. SirJames Robertson
11. Politics is an act for a. man to govern himself b. man to create government c. states to control its destiny d. man to determine others
12. A major issue that distinguishes pressuregroupsfrom political parties is a. membership b. objective c. voting patterns d. ideology
13. A nation consists of people with a. common history b. common ancestry c. a shared set of values d. A,B, and C above
14. A Totalitarian state is based on a. multi 〞 party system b. total protection of civic rights c. the totality of the state processes d. coercion as the instrument of government
15. A political concept that defines the beliefs, attitudes and values of a society is called a. Political socialization b. Political culture c. Political transformation d. referendum
16. The agent of political socialization generally regarded as the most important is a. Family b. Peer group c. School d. Churches and Mosques
17. A political ideology that defines a system of societalorganization in which the state controls the commanding heights of the economy is called a. Totalitarianism b. communalism c. socialism d. communism
18. In which of the following countries is governmental powers most fused? a. Nigeria b. United States of America c. France d. Canada
19. The benefits of separation of powers include the following except a. Prevention of tyranny b. check of abuse c. promoting democracy withfree and fair elections d. avoidance of arbitrariness
20. Which of the following best describes French colonial policy in Africa? a. Policy of Association b. Policy of Casus Belli c. Policy of Hostility d. Policy of Assimilation
21. The electorate is generally understood to refer to: a. elected members of the National assembly b. elected members of the state houses of assembly c. candidates who can contest elections d. those citizens qualified to vote at elections
22. In a parliamentary system of government, the function of the head of state and the head of government are vested in a. The inner cabinet b. An individual c. Two different individuals d. The ministerial council
23. In a modern democracy, the ultimate source of sovereignty is the a. Legislature and executive b. Judiciary c. ruling political party d. people 1 a 2 c 3 b 4 d 5 d 6 b 7 d 8 a 9 c 10 c 11 a 12 b 13 d 14 d 15 b 16 a 17 c 18 d 19 d 20 d 21 d 22 c 23 d |
Education › Re: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by doyinmolah: 7:51pm On May 12, 2013 |
Fynestboi: hmmmmmmmmm kill and bury JAMB was mai plan, bt so unfortunate 4 me JAMB played foul on me and mind u am just a candidates dat cnt questn JAMB so dats dat abt dat... I choose OAU AND UI..
Wat abt u? Whch skul and wats ur score....
Am also a learner oo, i tap 4rm evri ones knwledge just lyk u guys do... |
Education › Re: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by doyinmolah: 7:50pm On May 12, 2013 |
Fynestboi: hmmmmmmmmm kill and bury JAMB was mai plan, bt so unfortunate 4 me JAMB played foul on me and mind u am just a candidates dat cnt questn JAMB so dats dat abt dat... I choose OAU AND UI..
Wat abt u? Whch skul and wats ur score....
Am also a learner oo, i tap 4rm evri ones knwledge just lyk u guys do... i also choosed OAU and UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN, my score also is not an encouraging one, i got 227, but that was not wat i was expecting. We can as well bond cos we choosed d same university, so we can keep our selves up to date on the things going on in OAU |
Education › Re: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by doyinmolah: 8:48pm On May 11, 2013 |
Fynestboi how far na, how ur result be na my teacher, hope say u kill jamb and i want to know the university you choosed, maybe we can still help ourself more |
Education › Re: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by doyinmolah: 10:21am On May 11, 2013 |
Fynestboi: OAU PUME 2010
Sons and Daughters 1. Lawyer bornu in de grafts sons and daughters can be described as a a. Caring father b. Faithful husband c. Deceitful friend d. Shrewd politician
2. De grafts Sons and Daughters is structured into a. Three acts b. Four scenes c. Two acts d. Five Episodes
3. The central conflicts in de grafs sons and daughters is primarily a. Political b. Generational c. Racial d. Communal
4. The thematic pre-occupatn of De graft sons and daughter can be summarize as a. The import western education b. The roles of women in modern economy c. How to becme a Lawyer d. Family life in the face of social changes
OLD MAN AND THE MEDAL 5. Kelara in Oyono's old man and the medal is a. Mvodo's sister b. Commandants miad c. Meka's wife d. Agatha's cousin
6. In Oyono's old man and the medal, ignatius obebe is a a. Driver b. Soldier c. Carpenter d. Catechist
7. He already had five wives and was soon going to break the legs of the antelope for the sixth time" The expression " break the legs of the antelope" means to: a. Be on honeymoon b. Offer ritual sacrifice c. Hunt for antelopes d. Have a new baby
8. The medal in Oyono's old man and the medal is a compensation to meka for the loss of his two sons and his: a. House b. Horse c. Land d. Job.
9. The medal in Oyono's old man and the medal is a symbol of a. Colonial deceit b. African pride c. Genuine reward for loyalty d. Respect and honour
seleted african poems 10. In Mazizi Kunene's A heritage of Liberation' this season" refer to the period of: a. Oppression b. Freedom c. Migration d. Ressettlement
11. Eagles in Mazizi Kunene's A heritage of Liberation' is a symbol of a. Deceit b. Peace c. Agility d. Death
12. "Dancing through blooming thorns" in Gbemisola Adeoti Naked soles conotes: a. Hoeing a field of thorns b. Dancing in a keen competition c. Being merry amidst suffering d. Playing flowers and plants
13. " in Gbemisola Adeoti Naked soles: the expression "red milk of grief' refer to: a. Wine b. Ink c. Blood d. Palm-oil
14. The tone " in Gbemisola Adeoti Naked soles is that of a. Reconcilation b. Lamentation c. Exhortation d. Admiration
based on Non- African Poetry 15. The attitude of the poet-personal toward bats in D.H. Lawrence's "Bats" is that of a. Revulsion b. Veneration c. Admiration d. Indifference
16. In China, according to D.H. Lawrence's "Bats" are symbols of: a. Death b. Birth c. Caution d. Joy
17. In Wendy Cope's Sonnet VII, poetry is regarded as a God given weapon to a. Musicians b. Recluses c. Nomads d. Pilgrims
18. The greatest challenge to the poet persona in Andrew Marvell's To his coy mistress is a. Chariot b. Love c. Time d. Youth
Literary Appreciation 19. "The diary maids and men had flocked dwn from their cottages and out of the dairy-house with the arrival of the cows from the meads; the maids walking in patterns, not on account of weather, but to keep their shoes above the mulch of the barton". The setting of the above passage can be described as: a. Urban b. Celestial c. Pastoral d. Religious
20. "O mother, my mother!.... How could I be expected to know? I was a child when I left this house four months ago. Why didnt you tell me there was danger in men-folk? Why didnt you warn me? "The speech above achieves its literary effect through the use of: a. Litotes b. Onomatopoeia c. allusion d. Repetition
21. The tone of the speaker in the excerpt above is that of a. Agony b. Joy c. Fulfilment d. Admonition
22. "But the pigs were so clever that they could think of a way around every difficulty. As for the horses, they know every inch of the field and in fact understood the business of mowing and raking". The dominant literary device in the excerpt above is a. Repetition b. Mimesis c. Ellipsis d. Personification
23. "The animal saw no reason to disbelieve him, especially as they could no longer remember very clearly what conditions had been like before the rebellion. All the same, there were days when they felt that they would sooner have had less figures and more food" The tone of the passage above is quite: a. Exhilarating b. Cynical c. Optimistic d. Obsequious
24. "We are tired of waiting for another war. Our trees their leaves have shed The winter has come and gone. Spring flowers have blossomed and withered" In line 2 of the poem above , the poet uses a. Ellipsis b. Alliteration c. Inversion d. Oxymoron
25. I come and go a pilgrim grubbily unkempt stubbornly cheerful defiantly whistling hope and grubbling for crumbs of success out of all near-defeats" The poet personal in the poem above is: a. Resigned to fate b. A holyman c. A daily traveler d. Suffering but optimistic 1 a 2 a 3 b 4 d 5 c 6 d 7 a 8 c 9 a 10 a 11 c 12 c 13 c 14 b 15 a 16 d 17 b 18 c 19 a 20 c 21 a 22 d 23 d 24 b 25 d pls do the correction of the first question |
Food › Re: Help!! I Need High Calorie Recipes by doyinmolah: 1:06pm On May 09, 2013 |
I'm not a medical expert, but i want to caution you on your sugar consumption(carbohydrate), cos i dont think it helps you become plump, i checked your pix and i can see you are just wonderful the way you are(physically), so let everyone accept and appreciate you just the way you are. There's no need for you to be worried |
Education › Re: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by doyinmolah: 12:57pm On May 09, 2013 |
Fynestboi: OAU PQ 2011 1. Star, hide your fires; let not light see my black and deep desires. The eye winks at the hand; yet let that be whch the eye fear, when it s done to see in the line, shakespeare uses a. Hyperbole b. Metonymy c. Onomatopoeia d. Simile e. Apostrophe
2. She unpacked the novels she had brought with her, and turned them over. There were the books she had collected over the years from the mass that had come her way. She had read each one a dozen times, knowing it by heart, following the familiar tales as a child, listens to his mother telling him a well known fairy tale. This character may be best describe as a woman a. Of habit b. Of poor means c. Wide literacy interest d. With poor memory
3. We are all diseased and with our surfeiting and wanton hourr Have brought ourselves into a burning fever. And we must bleed for it. The images in the passages mostly draw attention to a. Fun b. Ill-health c. Carelessness d. Sacrifice d. Dieting
4. When he was turned over, his feedback stared upward. In amazement and horror hir mouth was locked open wide; His trousers, soaked wit blood, were tope open, and exposed to the cold, white air of morning. The thick hairs of his groin matted together, black and rust-red, and the wound that seemed to be throbbing still...... This passage achieves realism through the use of a. Details b. Simple words c. The long sentence d. The past tensd e. Punctuation
5. Earth has not anything to show more fair. Dull would he be of soul who could pass by. A sight so touching in its majesty: The city now doth, like garment, wear The beauty of the morning. It s suggested in these lines that a. The beauty of the morning gains from the beauty of the city b. The beauty of the city gains from the beauty of the morning c. The beauty of the city and the beauty of the morning are related d. The beauty of the sun has nothing to do with either the city or the morning e. There s no beauty on earth..
shakespeare; Romeo and Juliet 6. The tragedy in shakespeare's Romeo and juliet can be traced to a. Genuine altruism b. Loving hatred c. Tempestuous jealousy d. Impetuous haste
7. The news of Juliet's death is broken to Romeo by a. Balthasar b. Gregory c. Servant d. Nurse
8. Tybalt in shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet is a. Mercutio's brother b. Sampson's cousin c. Nurse's suitor d. Lady Capulet's Nephew
9. And for that offence immediately we do exile him hence' The offense in the above excerpt is commited against a. Romeo b. Friar lawrence c. Tybatt d. Montangue
10. Romeo's dream in Act V signifies a. Death b. Marriage c. Wealth d. Hatred
Sons and daughter 11. From the setting of his house, it is clear that James ofosu has special taste for a. Asian sette b. Imported furniture c. Iron chairs d. Silk curtains
12. The disagreement between James Ofosu and his son is over a. Reckless attitude to money b. Keeping late nights c. Poor performance in school d. The choice of a career
13. The most conspicuous item of a furniture in James ofosu's sitting room is a a. Mahogamy camel stool b. Large digital radiogram c. Coloured wall calendar d. Silver metal trolley
14. But I will not sit by with my hands between my legs while my brother's daughter is ruined. The speaker in the except above is a. Adowa b. Fosuwa c. Hannah d. Mr. Bornu
15. HANNAH: Leave us alone, Maanan (Exit Maanan UC, rather reluctantly) UC in the stage direction above means a. Uncomfortably b. Unending circle c. Up and coming d. Upstage centre
Nineteen eighty four 16. From the conclusion of the novel, one can say that Orwell is a. An optimist b. A pessimist c. An evangelist d. A capitalist
17. In the novel, Orwell is out to comdemn a form of govt called a. Democracy b. Unitarism c. Totalitarianism d. Federalism
18. After the revolution in Oceania, the ministry responsible for war is called the Ministry of a. Truth b. Love c. Peace d. Plenty
19. The leader of the brotherhood is believed to be a. Goldstein b. Winston c. Julia d. Churchill
20. The official incharge of altering newspaper reports and destroying old records at the ministry of Truth is a. O'Brien b. Julia c. Big brother d. Winston
African and Non African Poetry
21. David rubadiri the author of an african thunderstorm hails from a. Kenya b. Rwanda c. Ghana d. Malawi
22. In david rubadiri. "An african thunderstorm" the poet describes the cloud through the use of a. Irony b. Personification c. Alliteration d. Meiosis
23. The dominant mood in the Naked soles is that of a. Pleasure admist pain b. Doom and despair c. Regret and optimism d. Hope and resignation
24. In Gbemisola Adeoti's Naked soles' lisping lips and clanging teeth depicts a. Fatigue b. Joy c. Exitment d. Horror 1 b 2 c 3 c 4 d 5 b 6 d 7 a 8 d 9 c 10 a 11 b 12 d 13 a 14 b 15 a 16 a 17 c 18 c 19 a 20 d 21 d 22 b 23 b 24 d |
Nairaland General › Re: "If It Is A Crime To Save Lives, Then We Are Guilty!" - Seun Osewa by doyinmolah: 11:28am On May 09, 2013 |
vizboy: Please note . What ever u say here can be used against u in the court of Law and order Gbam!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Education › Why Are We Always Anxious When Waiting For Results by doyinmolah(op): 8:04am On Apr 28, 2013 |
I've realised that after writing exams, some days after the examination we tend to get nervous and anxious about our performance during the examination, even when we are sure of what we wrote, the nervousness still remains until we see the result. I have also realised that when we go for a medical test eg HIV test, we know we are not living a reckless life(i mean we play safe), we still get nervous about the result of test. WHY? Pls answer me because this is not a rhetorical question!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Education › Re: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by doyinmolah: 9:32am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Fynestboi: [size=30pt]Questns on THE MIRACLE OF JESUS HEALING
1. Whch of these miracle was nt performed on sabath day a. Healing a man born blind b. A man @ the pool of Bethseda c. A man wit dropsy d. A woman with infirmity
2. And I say to you that many will come from east and west and sit down with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in the Kingdom of heaven
Jesus made this statement during a. The feeding of the five thousand b. The feeding of the four thousand c. The healing of the paralysis d. Healing the sick at evening
3. Go show yourself to the priest and offer the gift that moses commanded as a testimony to them. Jesus was refering to a. A leper been cleansed b. A man possess with demon c. A mute man been cured d. Epiletic boy
4. The woman with the issue of blood was healed wen Jesus was going to heal who? a. Jairus's daughter b. Centurion servant c. Epiletic boy d. Dorcas
5. "Talitha cumi" Jesus made this statement during the healing of a. Jairus's daughter b. Centurion servant c. The Nobleman's son d. Dorcas
6. The man @ the pool of bethseda had been staying there 4 how many year a. 38 b. 48 c. 28 d. Since birth
7. Christ spat on the ground and made clay with saliva during the healing of a. A blind and mute man b. A man born blind c. A deaf man d. A blind paralytic man
8. Whch of these miracle did CHRIST perform @ cana of gallilee a. Jairus's daughter b. Centurion servant c. The Nobleman"s son d. Dorcas
9. JESUS healed a man born blind and ask him to go wash in whch pool a. Bethseda b. Jordan c. Siloam d. Bethany
10. "Ephphata" JESUS made this statement during the healing of a. A deaf mute b. A man born blind c. Casting out an unclean spirit d. Healing the Epileptic boy[/size] 1 d 2 b 3 a 4 a 5 a 6 a 7 b 8 c 9 c 10 d |
Sports › Re: Which Is The Biggest? Lifting The World Cup Or The Champions League? by doyinmolah(op): 10:30pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
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Family › Re: Why Do Men Think Women's Lives Cannot Go On Without Marriage? by doyinmolah: 9:59pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
@op u neva read dis post HE PROPOSED. AND SHE GAVE HIM A STINGING SLAP! CHEI, READ ON MY PEOPLE & COMMENT ABEG: Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me? Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slapon his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM, christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see. I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I went to twitter, I even hada blog on w hich I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ wouldshow up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning? Were you trying to destroy my faith? You almost rendered my prayer life useless? What were you waiting for? What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!! Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!! Wonders shall never end for this World oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! !!!!!!!! He proposed and he was slapped out of desperation, 90% of ladies cant live without us, they will always want to be with us |
Romance › Re: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by doyinmolah(op): 9:30am On Apr 22, 2013 |
solidman59: Eeehhhh!!! I won't propose oh abeg make dem no slap me. Guys pls don't propose if u no propose, how u go marry? Think well my brother |
Education › Re: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by doyinmolah: 8:43am On Apr 22, 2013 |
Fynestboi: How many disciples were with christ during His transfiguratn a. Twelve b. Four c. Three d. Two c three |
Romance › Re: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by doyinmolah(op): 8:28am On Apr 22, 2013 |
50calibre: I laugh as I read your comment. Oh! i wish i was still a teenager, Im flattered and feel nostalgic.
For a guy who claims to be advanced in age and others teenagers, you speak like a guy with a much lower mental age than his actual age. If you are in your 40s or 50s speak like a man I'm his 40s or 50s, don't comment on things you don't know about.
You couldn't be any farther from the truth son, it shows the kind of erroneous beliefs you hold and poor decisions you make in your personal life. You can as well believe the death of 2pac is a lie.
I couldn't care less what you think, and I couldn't be bothered to prove anything to you because you are nobody but if you want to stick your neck out further, then I may have to. I stand by my words, Nigeria is the only or one of the few places a woman would raise her hands to slap anyone for something as petty as a marriage proposal. People don't raise hands on anyone, it doesn't happen in civilised society, Im guessing you don't know that because you are a troglodyte, that's why it sounds offensive and far-fetched to you
Finally to avoid making foolish statements you cant retract to anyone, learn to study the person you are about to talk to first and gauge the person's mind so you don't come off as stup*d.
I'm sorry for the long story, i hope it would be a lesson worth while and hopefully you don't repeat your mistakes Oga ee neva reach dis one naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, abeg suffreeeeeeeeee ooooooooooooooooooooo |
Romance › Re: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by doyinmolah(op): 5:53pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
Tinkybabe: Awwwww...So rlomantic.Women should adopt this new style,it's going to add more spice to marriage proposals.If the guy goes ahead to put the ring on it,shows he is the one otherwise the search continues  Guys beware oooooooooo,dis naughty ladies are planning to go on a slapping spree, so guys should start bracing yourselves up for the big war. SLAPPING LADIES VS PROPOSING GUYS. Let the FIGHT begin |
Events › Re: Paul Adefarasin’s House On The Rock Cathedral by doyinmolah: 5:26pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
is dat church an Anglican church |
Romance › Re: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by doyinmolah(op): 3:20pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
what type of men are on this thread, all of you are saying, i will slap her, i go beat am for bedroom. Why cant u guys behave like gentlemen or else babes go run for una oooooooooooooooo |
Sports › Which Is The Biggest? Lifting The World Cup Or The Champions League? by doyinmolah(op): 2:26pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
There have been this comparison between the greatest football player of all time. Some people says Maradonna and Pele are the greatest just because they've lifted the world cup, but some people still argue that its Lionel Messi, that even if he did not lift the world cup, he's still the best while others argue against it. My question is which one of them is the Biggest, Greatest and Largest |
Romance › Re: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by doyinmolah(op): 1:40pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
[quote author=wazobia_for_u]You bleeped yourself up, why would you propose to a girl you are not sure of her readiness for you.
Enjoy your slap[/quote]i dey ask u, wetin u go do? Abeg answer me jooooooor |
Romance › When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by doyinmolah(op): 9:22am On Apr 20, 2013 |
HE PROPOSEDAND SHE GAVE HIM A STINGING SLAP! CHEI, READ ON MY PEOPLE & COMMENT ABEG:Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me? Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian Centre Int'l, MFM, Christ Embassy, Redeemed, From there I went to This Present Winners looking every where for you. I went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see. I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping yōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning? Were you trying to destroy my faith? You almost rendered my prayer life useless? What were you waiting for? What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!! Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!  Heheheheh. . ..Wonders shall never end for this World oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! !!!!!!!! |
Sports › Re: Letter To Ghanaians After Nigeria Beat Them 6:1. by doyinmolah: 5:25pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Na wa oooooooo, why cant ghanians and Nigerians co-habit peacefully, we are all AFRICANS, pls stop this insanity, but NIGERIA is still the GIANT of AFRICA, no doubt about that |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 20th April 2013 by doyinmolah: 5:07pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Win or lose, GUNNERS FOR LYF, IN ARSENE WE TRUST, ALWAYS BELIEVE. Predictions pls fulham 1 : 3 ARSENAL |