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 Jokes Etc › Re: Murder To English Language by dpfaces(m): 12:12am On Nov 28, 2015*. Modified: 1:56pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: In Your View Who Does This Man Resemble? -photo by dpfaces(m): 6:59pm On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:57pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Photo: How Can A Mother Do This To Her Daughter? by dpfaces(m): 6:59pm On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:57pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: If N45 Million Is Mistakenly Transferred To Your Account? by dpfaces(m): 6:58pm On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:57pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Pix Of The Week by dpfaces(m): 6:58pm On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:57pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Thrilling Jokes! by dpfaces(m): 6:55pm On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:58pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Akpos: I Dey Find My Wife by dpfaces(op): 5:48pm On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:58pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Akpos enters a church andn finds the priest. Priest: How may I help you son? Akpos: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she’s not around. Now that am here, I would like to confess. Then go to the confession area Akpos: forgive me father for I have sinned Priest: What are your sins my son? Akpos: The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I found her sister alone, I slept with the sister. Priest: Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess Akpos: Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt’s place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept with the cousin Priest: You know that is wrong my son Akpos: Then the other day I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I found her colleague alone… Continue Reading: http://news.dpfaces.com/akpos-i-dey-find-my-wife/ https://dpfaces.com/files/ads/ad1.jpg
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| Jokes Etc › Akpos No Wan Die O!!! by dpfaces(op): 5:32pm On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:58pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Akpos & Ofego were having dinner when suddenly armed robbers broke into their house. Akpos thought running away but he said to himself dat if he run away, he might be killed so he freezed himself & stood like an image. The armed robber ordered for money but they did not have money, so d armed robber looked at d image, then turned to Akpos’ friend Ofego and said: Armed Robber: Take a look at such a beautiful image you have in ur house, but you don’t have any money. Infact i’m going to destroy dis image. sets his gun, points at the image(Akpos) and was about to shoot.* Akpos: (screamed out!) Please dont shoot, I am the image of God.... Continue Reading:http://news.dpfaces.com/akpos-no-wan-die-o/ https://dpfaces.com/files/ads/ad1.jpg
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| Jokes Etc › Coincidence by dpfaces(op): 12:07pm On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:58pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
1. MOSQUE has 6 letters so does CHURCH. 2. QURAN has 5 letters so does BIBLE. 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.… 4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE. 5. ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does FRIENDS. 6. LYING has 5 letters, so does TRUTH. 7. HURT has 4 letters, so does HEAL. 8. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does POSITIVE. 9. FAILURE has 7 letters, so does SUCCESS. Read more: http://news.dpfaces.com/coincidence/
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| Jokes Etc › Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by dpfaces(op): 12:00pm On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:59pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
*No matter how hot your temper be,e no fit boil beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem. *Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. English translation: You can’t run away from your destiny *Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap. English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever. *Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef. English translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush! *Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different. English translation: How you start doesn’t matter, what matters is how you finish. Read more: http://news.dpfaces.com/nigerian-pidgin-proverbs/
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| Jokes Etc › America No Pass 9ja by dpfaces(op): 11:49am On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:59pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Everything they get we get am too; They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli. They get T. pain, we get T.maya. They get T.I, we get M.I. They get 2-pac, we get 2- face. They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa savage. They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G. They get Timberland, We get DON JAZZY! They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid. They get Hollywood,we get nollywood They get Silicon valley, we get Computer village. They get Mac Donnalds, we get Mr. Biggs. They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi. Read more: http://news.dpfaces.com/america-no-pass-9ja-joor/
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| Politics › Re: See The Striking Resemblance Of Barak Obama & President Joko Widodo Of Indonesia by dpfaces(m): 11:30am On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 2:00pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
A new 9ja social network like Fb? Share your hot and swaggy pictures now.. Chat with new hotties. www.dpfaces.com Have fun and Invite Friends.
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| Celebrities › Re: Chidi Mokeme Shares Adorable Photo Of His Son by dpfaces(m): 11:28am On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 2:00pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Buhari Bounce Becomes Bust As Nigeria Policies Irk Investors by dpfaces(m): 11:26am On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 2:00pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
A new booming social network like Fb? Show your hotness and swagg. Get a girlfriend today and start chatting... www.dpfaces.com Have fun.
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| Romance › Re: Why Girls Nor Dey Sun Their Pantties??? (underwear) by dpfaces(m): 11:16am On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 2:00pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
A new growing social network like Fb? Make new friends today. Start chatting with others.... www.dpfaces.com/ Have fun.
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| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Killed 18 In Niger- Vanguard by dpfaces(m): 11:14am On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 2:00pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
A new growing social network like Fb? Make new friends today. Start connecting, share musics, files and chatting with others.... www.dpfaces.com/ Is a place for you, since it's new and fresh..
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| Politics › Re: APC Chairman,Bauchi State Governor, Others, Pay A Visit To Atiku Abubakar(pics by dpfaces(m): 11:12am On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 2:00pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
a new social network like Fb? Start connecting, share musics, files and chatting with others.... www.dpfaces.com/ Is a place for you, since it's new and fresh..
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| Romance › Re: 5 Relationship Tips To Learn From The Lagos Driver-conductor Connection by dpfaces(m): 11:08am On Nov 27, 2015*. Modified: 2:00pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Need a new social network like Facebook? www.dpfaces.com/ Is a place for you, since it's new and fresh..
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| Business › Re: List Of Nigerian Billionaires - Forbes by dpfaces(m): 3:15am On Nov 19, 2015*. Modified: 2:01pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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| Car Talk › Re: See How Much A Brand New Car Cost In 1977 by dpfaces(m): 3:02am On Nov 19, 2015*. Modified: 2:03pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Lol.... Join DpFaces The new 9ja chatting social network
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| Education › Re: How Do I Handle A Pervert Lecturer? by dpfaces(m): 2:57am On Nov 19, 2015*. Modified: 2:02pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Buhari On The Right Track In Battle Against Boko Haram — U.S. by dpfaces(m): 6:56am On Nov 15, 2015*. Modified: 2:02pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Nawa o. Video: A 3-year-old DJ wins South Africa’s Got Talent 2015 http://news.dpfaces.com/photo-a-3-year-old-dj-wins-south-africas-got-talent-2015/ Finally, a new student chatting social network like fb. http://www.dpfaces.com
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| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by dpfaces(m): 6:54am On Nov 15, 2015*. Modified: 2:01pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Video: A 3-year-old DJ wins South Africa’s Got Talent 2015 http://news.dpfaces.com/photo-a-3-year-old-dj-wins-south-africas-got-talent-2015/ Finally, a new student chatting social network like facebook. http://www.dpfaces.com
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| Celebrities › Re: Omotola Stuns At Road To Yesterday Premiere (Photos) by dpfaces(m): 6:48am On Nov 15, 2015*. Modified: 2:04pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Video: A 3-year-old DJ wins South Africa’s Got Talent 2015 http://news.dpfaces.com/photo-a-3-year-old-dj-wins-south-africas-got-talent-2015/ Finally, a new student chatting social network like fb. http://www.dpfaces.com
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