₦airaland Forum

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device, a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

there is smthing wrong with them, isn't it?

is this a joke?

isn't this annoying?

he should move to barcelona, for his career's sake

u know i believed her that moment

what about that: a girl said to me: " you made me the happiest girl on earth"

or maybe the end of the world, interesting topic

whoever thinks that doesn't know irish women or is a woman

well thank you. i was afraid there for a moment that if i'm a white european, i don't belong here.

if ronaldinho has an accident and he can't play, will brasil still win?

girl your life is like a soap opera

go and meet him.maybe he is the true love (or true passion) u're looking for. and maybe your boyfriend isn't the man you're looking for. you have to find out. only one way to do that

irish women

England

so can an european guy register on naialand? and why?

if nairaland is evil i must confess: i love evil

true. let's make a list with all these people

Arsenal is in the final!!!!!!!!!

he must be a very lucky man.

Did these kind of sick and sadistic I-think-I-am-gay thoughts cross the mind of our grandparents (mothers and fathers)? When they were farming all day, tilling the ground, hunting and getting themselves busy? How could they be gay, when the only Bible they read was in Church, when they believed in Him and he possessed their beings? How could they be gay with no TV, no porn, no time to think of the excesses of life

the world has developed a lot since then. look on the window man

i need more than that in order to come to you. i need to knoww you deserve it

do i feel a sensitive spot here?

words are easy to say, let's see the facts,

some people aren't meant to understand men  

ok.but it will take time. a wolf changes his hair, but never his way.