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| Explaining After 20 Years by dracosh(m): 2:46pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device, a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." |
| Re: Explaining After 20 Years by iice(f): 3:31pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
lmfao, i have read this one before but its still funny as shiit  |
| Re: Explaining After 20 Years by popsonj(m): 2:15am On Oct 04, 2006 |
That's funny!!!!!!!!!!! , the woman must have been sleeping around too. |
| Re: Explaining After 20 Years by EmemJU(f): 11:32am On Oct 04, 2006 |
Hahaha. Oya explain. |
| Re: Explaining After 20 Years by Alexos(m): 8:12pm On Oct 04, 2006 |
They both gat sometn up their sleeves. So who blames who. If I am to choose, the lady should be blamed |
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