₦airaland Forum

EricIyke:
Akpuolagi? (Have you been moulded?)

Hahahahahahahaha. Nooooooo!
U guys!

lol. U guys eh?.
Just had a good laff oh. Many thanks!

mekaboy:
Airtel have been collecting 50 naira from my account every 2 days for as long as I can remember. I get a text from 902, saying a service has started and I have been charged 50 naira for renewal. I never subscribed and this has been on for months.

It says to stop dial *902# after I follow the instructions x it says it's been cancelled. 2 days later it starts again.

I always ignore because it's 50 naira and But when all the 50 naira is added since it started, it could be more than 50k.

This I believe is an intentional act of the telecom company to steal from subscribers. Imagine 50 naira every 2 days from 1 million people.

Your are so so right. I have stopped loading airtime on a particular airtel line that i have. Most disheartening is that airtel is d only available network where i am at the moment. I just had to buy another Airtel line for making calls only.

Mtn is not ex culpable from it either. Have not credited my line in 2yrs.

pyyxxaro:
R.I.P to them



They are now history

Live everyday like it's gonna be ur last

Always pray

Be nice to people

Don't be stingy to ur self and others

If u get better money chop well , buy good clothes , buy the lastest benz car

If u see Banky W wife younger sister lash am anyhow

If u see Seun for road and u get big wicked dog , use ur dog pursue seun ,make e run fall

because next of kin ,nor sabi spend money oh

RIP to the dead and quick healings to the injured.

But Guy; u made me burst into unnecessary"lol" oh. What's responsible for making almost everyone an astute comedian in Nigeria?

I like d part where Seun will be chased down by ur wicked big Dog. When he falls, I like to be informed. lol.

This is true. And my dilemma is that only Airtel network exists in my current location.

Nigeria is Sickening!

eph12:
Is it that the Laptop is beyond solution or what? If you need to replace the motherboard why don't you get the cost and submit to him? Or he wants you to bear the cost?

This is a brilliant response

chloride6:
Lucky you.
Through out my time in UI, I never heard of anyone fighting.
Because the law was clear, anyone who did so was going home.
Nobody will beg for you sef.

Greatest!.

soberdrunk:
So after all the hype and shakara' nah this low budget Oyinbo she finally marry......

lol@ "low budget oyibo". U just got me soberly drunk really.

wow!, RIP!

MrBrownJay1:
i once "mistakenly" dated a gal with such boobs... and while she was dressed she looked A-M-A-Z-I-N-G and so sexy, but then we went for bedroom acrobatics, and as she lay on her back, she undid her bra, and ONE BREAST fell on the bed on one side of her body, and the other breast fell on the bed on the other side. i have never seen anything so repulsive in my ENTIRE LIFE. my erection disappeared in a minute, and i had to ask her to put on her bra again.

so, humongous breast for me?! no thank you!

This is very true; its repulsive really.

Irritating!.

headhunter1:
assuming that am still an undergraduate
even if they offer free education
i no dey go

Imagine spending 4 years cheating death

lol. U guys are just something else oh!.

08035990824

AntiWailer:
When they share money, they all look beautiful together.


If he kill you, just die.


Fayose ironically calls Buhari a Tyrant.

lol@ "If he kills you, just die".

It's been a while I posted on this forum, but I couldn't resist this one. I got cracked up really. I think its a good advice u got there though!

If u visited their website as u probably indicated; all the thematic issues on biodiversity conservation and climate change are listed there.

I have collaborated thru my former office with NCF for so many years. I know so many of their Staff including their late ED who died in a plane crash.

What's ur educational and work background? And what position are u being interviewed for? And where? Lagos or Abuja office?

What help exactly do u need? Such NGOs do not invite u for interview if u ain't qualified; so do a little research on their activities and past projects.

I know invited persons will be very very few. Good Luck!

Please what is the difference between Coconut Oil and Virgin Coconut Oil?

Get ur already collected samples identified by a Taxonomist if ur research work is important

FuckBuhari:
[b]Nigeria should be auctioned. The zoo is now an evil Forest.[/b]

lol. Make una nor kill me with laff oh!. U guys are just wonderful!

HermesParis:
Has Ambode started recruiting the "Graduate conductors"

Chai! "HermesParis". Kontinue!

You Guys are just not from here oo!. lol.

akthedream1:
DISASTROUS COOK KO, LOVES PEPPER NI..
NO WONDER BASSEY FINISHED HIS SHARE..
GUY, ONE MAN'S FOOD IS ANOTHER MAN POISON...
DEBBIE AND MARVIS LOVE EATING PEPPER ALOT..
EFE DOESN'T LIKE CRAYFISH...
MARVIS DOESNT LIKE ONIONS.. AND SO ON..
IF MARVIS COOK FOR ME WITHOUT ONION, I DON'T THINK I CAN EAT SUCH FOOD.. DOES THAT MAKES HER A DISASTROUS COOK?

SO NO NEWS OF BALLY AND DEBBIE HAVING SEX TODAY?
ABI NA STILL DEY COOK THE LIES? NA WAH

Didn't wanna reply, but maybe boredom made me do it. A good cook could have dished out Bally and bassey'portions at a stage and then add all d pepper she wanted later in d cooking.
Contrary to ur spurious claims, it was a punishing experience for Bassey who could not finish his portion just as it was to the bad cook.

I don't know why Nigerian youths have gone gone so dysfunctional with very bad mannerisms on social media. I am not sure if u watched the scene

Donbabajay12:
Why would some1 EAT this kind of food at this time of the day ....SMH

U called that over-peppered indomie, food?. They almost killed Bally with d share given to him. After taking few spoons he was gasping for breath and looking for water like craze man in a desert. He left d food and ran out of kitchen.

I hope he is ok, cos I have not seen him since then. Debby is a disastrous cook.

amus100:
please anybody with an information on d leventis foundation job vacancy. any latest

Interview for the positions of Trainers and Supervisors have been conducted on the 14th of February. Don't know if there were any other interviews before or after this day.

If you have got any updated information, please provide here.

Good luck!

coollabman:
hmmm...


oga I just googled your Phamarcopea and reference standards and nothing turned up. I am into natural products chemistry, honestly this is the first time I am hearing of it...

Bros, I hope these may help. Medicinal Plants Science is our area of specialization actually. Good luck in your activities

izzou:


The way these guys dey cover body inside this heat, especially for Kano

Hmmmm


I stayed in Kebbi for a year and I was almost walking naked sometimes

Lol. U just gave me my first Laugh this morning!. Many thanks for it.

coollabman:
hmmm...


oga I just googled your Phamarcopea and reference standards and nothing turned up. I am into natural products chemistry, honestly this is the first time I am hearing of it...

lol. Its not a name of a book oh. They come in d form of monographs oh. So much work has been done by pioneers like professors Elujoba, Iwu, Sofowora and many other Africans etc

If you're a natural products chemist interested in medicinal plants and never heard of reference standards, markers and products formulations, contact us asaap. www.Intercedd.com.ng

Have u heard of African Phamarcopea and reference standards?. plenty of work has been done and its not true about your no dosage claims.

We have standardized dosage levels of (zobo, occimum, moringa, bitter leaf in tea bags) for management of chronic diseases with proven efficacy and safety.

l didn't open your link oh!

voicelez:
Who big brother epp

lol. is ds for a whole year?

NwamaziNwaAro:

Any maga that falls for an Auchipoly fraudster is a FOOL..

The average AUCHIPOLY student/graduate can't even write or spell properly....

..

Lol. Chai! Nwa-mazi bu Nwa-aro!.

luvinhubby:
They have asked you to name one state or federal university in the East that allow MSSN and you are here foaming in the mouth.

University of Nigeria, Nsukka has a beautiful mosque and should have association