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RonKenoly:
The scenario was that you new in the town for a job interview or some project.

Don't have much on you for a hotel, would you rather look for a means to borrow or simply call your best friend who happens to have an apartment in the vicinity you are in.

I would stay in a hotel. There would be no need to attend the interview or do the job if there was no money.

I am sorry if you don't agree with me; married women crush on their husband's friends thinking erroneously that they treat their wives better. They initiate the lustful process.

Also, if you are dating a lady with sisters, if you are not careful; you may end up sleeping with a couple of them, even twins. I have regretted my actions in the past.

I advise you avoid predisposing scenarios very tenaciously.

If I were your friend, I wouldn't stay in your house even if you were around. Don't I have my own house?

Who you and your wife wan put for trouble?

Married women are so easily and foolishly deceived. This phenomenon has become so pervasive, putting men in goddamn unpremeditated wahala.

Some women only have breasts and V..; no single brain cells

AlphLukau:
@SOUNDAZA

This definitely is not Jesus Christ and he should not be allowed in any circumstances to act this role again. Even if this Jesus died, he didn’t die for our sins, he died because of hunger. He should act the role of Judas. Judas was skinny and had body odor.

Source: https://soundaza.com/this-definitely-is-not-jesus-christ-and-he-should-not-be-allowed-in-any-circumstances-to-act-this-role-again-check-picture/

cc; lalasticlala (Happy Easter Jokes)

https://soundaza.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/tundeednut_21_4_2019_9_27_6_417.jpg

lol. I like your sense of humor while you deliver the real truth!

SS, according to my music maestro!.. Chai! Has any of you visited or lived in Akwaibom before?

Eket, IK and Oron get babes oh. nor be wetin you post here.

There was always a reason why we preferred ladies in Postgraduate School to the Anto sized ones in Undergraduate school.

Her mom is so so good!

I miss Pg School!

Nenejeje:
What kind of black is this nitori olorun?

lol

delugajackson:
She looks like a severly burnt plantain.

How can you be so savage and brutal at the same time? I can't even do this to my worst enemy.

LWTMB. Are you sure, you ain't the savage here?.

I am having stomach ache from laughing at your comment oh.

CotenantNIG:
Hi Guys
Co-Tenant Nigeria here

This is part 2 of our series
Read Here for part 1
Cost of Rent around Lagos
https://cotenant.com.ng/cost-of-rent-around-lagos/

The average price of flats for rent in Abuja is ₦1,460,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦12,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦120,000 per year. we would be looking at some of this locations

APO
The average price of flats for rent in Apo, Abuja is ₦1,190,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦4,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦250,000 per year

ASOKORO
The average price of flats for rent in Asokoro District, Abuja is ₦3,180,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦4,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦300,000 per year

BWARI
Bwari| Kuduru| Ushafa| Zango
The average price of flats for rent in BWARI, Abuja is ₦500,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,100,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦100,000 per year

Wuye
The average price of flats for rent in Wuye, Abuja is ₦1,450,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦2,500,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦350,000 per year.

WUSE 2
The average price of flats for rent in Wuse 2, Abuja is ₦2,620,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦11,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦350,000 per year.

WUSE
The average price of flats for rent in Wuse, Abuja is ₦990,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦15,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦400,000 per year.

UTAKO
The average price of flats for rent in Utako, Abuja is ₦1,540,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦5,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦350,000 per year.

Nyanya
The average price of flats for rent in Nyanya, Abuja is ₦600,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦350,000 per year.

Mpape
The average price of flats for rent in Mpape, Abuja is ₦900,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦100,000 per year.

Mbora
The average price of flats for rent in Mbora Abuja is ₦1,100,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦3,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦300,000 per year.

Maitama
The average price of flats for rent in Maitama District, Abuja is ₦5,990,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦7,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦600,000 per year.

Mabuchi
The average price of flats for rent in Mabuchi, Abuja is ₦1,420,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦5,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦400,000 per year.

Lugbe
The average price of flats for rent in Lugbe, Abuja is ₦600,000 . The most expensive flat costs ₦1,100,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦400,000 per year.

Lokogoma
The average price of flats for rent in Lokogoma District, Abuja is ₦750,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦2,300,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦280,000 per year

Kubwa
The average price of flats for rent in Kubwa, Abuja is ₦690,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,700,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦180,000 per year.

Kaura
The average price of flats for rent in Kaura, Abuja is ₦1,090,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦3,500,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦350,000 per year.

Katampe
The average price of flats for rent in Katampe, Abuja is ₦2,040,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦5,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦350,000 per year.

Jabi
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Gwarinmpa
The average price of flats for rent in Gwarinpa, Abuja is ₦1,020,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦6,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦250,000 per year.

Garki
The average price of flats for rent in Garki, Abuja is ₦1,450,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦18,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦200,000 per year.

Durunmi
The average price of flats for rent in Durumi, Abuja is ₦1,330,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦3,500,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦350,000 per year.

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Thank You

Please what type of flat does "the cheapest" describe?. please give a little descriptive details. Thank you!

Kaduna? All the very best oh!

I concur with all of the above including huge respect from them.

But I noticed it in all northerners, not just the Hausas but other northern tribes.

However, as a "Youth trainer" in the north, there is a huge deficit in knowledge and exposure among both Christians and Moslems. Those eulogised virtues above are not necessarily religion specific.

9japeace:
The Vice President Of Nigeria Osinbajo has lamented that Nigeria earned $383billion in four years, 2010 – 2014, the highest ever in the history of our country, yet Lagos-Ibadan expressway was not done.

The Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo, on Thursday declared that the People’s Democratic Party failed to complete single major infrastructure project in 10 years.

He said this at the 11th Bola Tinubu Colloquium held in Abuja.

Osinbajo lamented that Nigeria earned $383billion in four years, 2010 – 2014, the highest ever in the history of our country, yet Lagos-Ibadan expressway was not done.

“Lagos-Kano Railway and all that is being done today, not done then.

We cannot point to a single major infrastructure project that was completed in the 10-year period, despite the high earnings, including power.

“So, a government coming after so many years of waste must be a government, first, that emphasizes fiscal prudence, a government that emphasizes integrity in public finance so that it would manage the little resources to achieve the maximum that can be achieved.

“And that is what President Muhammadu Buhari set out to do.

As I keep saying, the president has never claimed to be an orator. He just gets things done,” he said.

Source: https://gospeljingle.com/pdp-didnt-complete-any-major-infrastructure-project-in-10-years-osinbajo-says

See his hypocritical and preposterously detestable face.

Many thanks. It works!

I really disliked the video; it was in bad taste. That woman did not deserve such humilation. And that illiterate abuser was a huge shame!

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Very shameful and demonic Government!

Mrn8:
Still available??

I am interested. How do I contact you?

Chai!. What a Country!

'Iberiberism'

how much?

Homeboiy:
Please avoid sakponba road

Ezoba Street and

Asoro Street all in Benin city


Multiple gunshots, many dead


No movement of vehicles now

Everybody is indoors

.

Wow!. Really?

Buhari

How many tons do you want?

Very early Good morning Fellas!

As a Man, I was made proud by Atiku and Obi for no Political reasons though.

The Lady interviewer was difficultly foolish.

Christian Amampour wanna be. I detest her!. Absolute nonsense!

bigiyaro:
na so madness dey carry start. And this same ND is the most backward part of the country, 80% wrecthed fishermen and the rest are cultists, militants and lazy youths. i hope you monkeys have contained the monkey pox.

Was this really necessary?. Except you are talking to Persons who are not widely traveled in Nigeria, your narratives about Niger Delta are not true. Wow!; for every 100 Persons in ND, 80 are Fishermen?

I do not know where and when we lost in Nigeria.

I am from there, and I know the things you typed there are false.

wizzie001:
This thread was inspired by the lady who shared her experience a while ago about the heat she experienced all night in Surulere.

I had a similar experience some years back when I went to Makurdi on a routine check to supervise a project. I got to Makurdi late, so was going through the modern market road when I saw a beautiful hotel, I quickly checked in, good structure, nice furniture, neat environment and security men on standby just to mention few.

As I was being lead to my room, I saw beautiful ladies descending the steps chattering and singing, at that point I gave a sigh of relief that I'm in the right place.
My room was much spacious And every necessary gadgets for a standard room was in place with good smell. when I was left alone, i checked everywhere as thats a normal routine to avoid story that touch the heart, then later Checked into the rest room and got refreshed.

Without wasting much time, my trauma began when I tried calling the kitchen and I discovered the intercom wasn't connected, well I decided I should seize that opportunity to go on sight seeing of the environment. I really did survey the area and relaxed in some cool spot where I took 2 bottles of my usual beer and a plate of noodles as dinner.

Then i retired back to my hotel around 10pm, was I in the wrong place? The compound was dark and quiet like mortuary, I came down and ask the securities personels why there was no light, they were just mumbling inaudible things, I just left them and headed for the reception visibly angry with the aid of my phone camera to vent my anger on the receptionist. Alas, everywhere was empty and no receptionist in sight, no voice to atleast give me succor that rapture hasn't taken place.

Well, I retired back into my microwaved room, tried to open the window and realized there was no net, I ain't risking invasion of mosquitoes, I prefer heat to mosquito bite, I quickly close the window. Went to the rest room to take a shower. Alas, no water , which kind wahala be this? See how I take use my hand buy trouble! I was lost in thought when the tune of mosquito jeered me back to reality.

Okay I've had enough, I wore my clothes, carried my bag and headed downstairs, it was almost 11pm at this point, I ordered the securities to open the gate, I realized they didn't even bulge, I repeated same command, Oga abeg open gate make I comot, no response. Now several thoughts started running through my mind, what if this place is a ritualist den in disguise, if I start screaming who will come to my aid as it was obvious I was the only guest that night. I was still deep in thought when the voice came, Oga no vex, we no go open this gate for you as its late already and this area is very dangerous to drive at night.

I bolted back into my room with trepidation, locked the door with every available locks attached to it, I pushed the chair at the back of the door and ready for whoever that will come to say I should open. I started praying silently and reflecting on how I found myself in this avoidable mess. That was the longest night of my life as I was up all night sweating and mosquitoes feasting on my blood.

Moral of the story: Not all that glitter is gold, always endeavour to look before leaping!

Let me apologize for laughing while i read your story. Your rendition of the experience was reminiscent of a few experiences i have had myself. Mosquitoes, no water, no intercom, sudden emergence of prostitutes every where; name it.

Nature of my work then required traveling and working in rural communities. In Benue at Zakibiam, I had a hellish experience in a hotel bearing all the indices you mentioned above. The following morning i was so confused and dysfunctional, didn't close my eyes at all in the longest mosquito infested night of my life. These days I travel with my Anti mosquito flits oh.

Sorry for your experience!. lol

wow!. Are these pictures real?
I am overwhelmed!

Don't you like University of Ibadan?

wow!. Very well organized and sequenced activities!

Twinee08:
Yeah, I have once dialed my late dad's number (In my mind, it's been a while since I heard from him)

It's was when I got the 'Not available' voice note that it occur to me that he's no more. Tears rolled down my cheeks.

Wow!

amalab30:
The Yoruba movie i watched yesterday night actually erupted this thoughts. I'm glad I'm able to openly give Johnson a tribute, he deserves more. Wow, your own story sef huge o, buh you stopped seeing him abi?

Yes i don't see him in my front anymore, But i dream of him always, he was very impactful at the formative stage of my life. We almost lost my mother when he died.

This is very Scarry. Imagine making that call and the dead person picks?

When I lost my eldest Brother; I constantly saw him in front of me and I would run into his front to discern if it was really him. But it was never him.
Also my dead cousin sent me a Facebook friend request and i freaked out.

You just invoked Scarry memories oooh!