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Nairaland GeneralRe: Calling On The Mods! [Romance Section] by DrCork: 10:17am On Sep 13, 2010
Jay Bee, My only brother from another mother,  Hello Sir!!!

Bro how can I also become a  MOD? I love Nairaland! wink
Jokes EtcRe: Girl Turns To Snake by DrCork: 10:08am On Sep 13, 2010
NIGERIANS AND RUMOUR!!!

I guess the next topick from Nigeria will be: Tree turn into Cattle snake, or Arm robber turn into Rambo ,

or Police turn into Sugar cane or 75yrs old Granmother turn into BATMAN, only in NIgeria (no oofeinse)
RomanceRe: Do You Like Men With Flat Buttocks Or Big Buttocks? by DrCork: 9:24am On Sep 13, 2010
baby me, madam the topick is about Nyansh tongue , a womans Nyansh!!!

Bythe way, what category do u belong: Big Nyansh or Flat Nyansh? (madam, no oofeinse)
RomanceRe: Are You Scared Of Human Beigns? by DrCork: 9:06am On Sep 13, 2010
I am not scared of human beens, i am scared of Nigerian womens (no ofeinse) angry
Jokes EtcRe: Girl Turns To Snake by DrCork: 8:53am On Sep 13, 2010
ANOTHER FAKE LIE,,,,,,ONLY FROM NIGERIA!!! Rumours rumours rumoure, Only in Nigeria do they have men with wing on there

back flyin from Lagos to London, only in Nigeria (no oofeinse)
RomanceRe: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by DrCork: 8:45am On Sep 13, 2010
6"4, dark skin, good loooking, cute, hand some, shy, romantick, edukated, smart, God fearing, love Jesus, like womens, love Nyansh (heavy), clean cut, can cook, sweet, honest, not a playa, love light skin womens, generous, almost rich, no kids, no dramma, will love u, 6 pack, muscular, edible, eats punny tongue, vegetania, hate meat, drive BMW, inteligent very melow, 17inches c0rk and strong like bull

(ladies, plis come get me if ucan handul it wink
RomanceRe: Do You Like Men With Flat Buttocks Or Big Buttocks? by DrCork: 8:33am On Sep 13, 2010
Well I worship big Nyansh plus heavy thigh tongue , but sadly, Nigeria womens are bless with Nyansh that flat like Ironing bud

(no oofense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Listen To Ruggedman's Diss Song By 9ice by DrCork: 8:25am On Sep 13, 2010
Ok are they dissing in IBO?? how can they diss when they cannut bot spek english? (no oofeinse)
CelebritiesRe: The Ugliest Actress In Nollywood by DrCork: 8:18am On Sep 13, 2010
Ok how can theier be ugliest actress in Nollywood when Nigerian Womens are generaly ugly??, Most actualy, not all

(no oofeinse)
CelebritiesRe: 50cent Rushed To Hospital After Listening To Fatjoe by DrCork: 8:07am On Sep 13, 2010
I bet if 50sent hear any of our Nigeria Art tist spek english, he will never ever visit africa again,

I pray he never meet 2face, P Spurs, D'bang, 9nice, Daddy skoki, M.I, Wande Come, jonaThan goodluck or Chris okotie (no oofeinse)
CelebritiesRe: Introducing P Square's New Mansion by DrCork: 7:39am On Sep 13, 2010
mama ge is not my type. I date only light skin womens , who can spek english (no offeinse)
CelebritiesRe: Muma Gee Marries Secretly by DrCork: 7:36am On Sep 13, 2010
I bet mama gee of nairalland is the same Muma Gee , I bet she IBO and i bet she have Moustache under her neck (no ofeinse)
CelebritiesRe: Muma Gee Marries Secretly by DrCork: 9:59pm On Sep 12, 2010
Who are this IBO Girl?? I bet she is IBO, IBO babes usualy have muscular face with small mustache (no oofeince)
RomanceRe: Do You Like Men With Flat Buttocks Or Big Buttocks? by DrCork: 9:58pm On Sep 12, 2010
TIMMMCURAANT!!!!! FINNALY, INTELLLIGENT TOPICK AT LAST, NICE ONE BRO!!!! wink

yea actually, its all about heavy duty Nyansh with Huge thigh and tick lip, Butshe must be light skin. tongue

Sadly, Nigeria babes are just Never not all that, but just manageable (no Oofience) undecided
CelebritiesRe: Introducing P Square's New Mansion by DrCork: 9:53pm On Sep 12, 2010
Mama Gee is a typika Nigeria Woman: always ansaring a questions with a questions angry

DO u gots Nyansh or not? Madam just ansa the simple questions, gademit!! , No wonders she dont has a Man!! angry

By the way, PSqurs is still the number one publick this grace to Africa, untill the learn to spek ENglish (no offeinse
)!!! wink
RomanceRe: Dedicated To All Females Around Here. by DrCork: 4:50pm On Sep 10, 2010
How can she be: HEARING A SONGS?? wha kinda grammatical colotticky is that?

maybe she stoped school at Primary 3 instead of primary 6 (No oofeince) wink
RomanceRe: Dedicated To All Females Around Here. by DrCork: 4:36pm On Sep 10, 2010
Ok, i rest my case, Y ME is a fake azz babe anyways. Goood Night!! wink
RomanceRe: Dedicated To All Females Around Here. by DrCork: 4:34pm On Sep 10, 2010
Y ME reminds me of those Nigerian babes u see on those Nigerai movies who cannut spek english ( no oofeince) wink
RomanceRe: Dedicated To All Females Around Here. by DrCork: 4:30pm On Sep 10, 2010
Y ME just said: this is the first time am HEARING this songs grin grin grin ha ha hah aha ha ha haha ha

**fallin off the chair* grin grin grin grin grin ha ha haha ha ha ha
grin grin
RomanceRe: Dedicated To All Females Around Here. by DrCork: 4:27pm On Sep 10, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin this is the first time i am hearing this song (Y ME) ha ha ha ha ha ha

Nigerian grammer is just on another planet ha hha ha ha ha ha grin grin


HEARING HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA
Nairaland GeneralRe: Recipe For Sweet Relationship (cork's Report: 2010) by DrCork: 4:01pm On Sep 10, 2010
Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. (cork's Report: 2010, page 1) wink
RomanceRe: Dedicated To All Females Around Here. by DrCork: 3:50pm On Sep 10, 2010
ElRazur , err bro, that song is not for you, its for the ladies wink
RomanceRe: Dedicated To All Females Around Here. by DrCork: 3:48pm On Sep 10, 2010
((I can do better))

Yea  yea, hmmmm    hmmm


Baby I just don't get it
Do you enjoy being hurt?
I know you smelled the perfume, the make-up on his shirt
You don't believe his stories
You know that they're all lies
Mad as you are, you stick around and I just don't know why

If I was ya man (baby you)
Never worry bout (what I do)
I'd be coming home (back to you)
Every night, doin' you right
You're the type of woman (deserves good thangs)
Fist full of diamonds (hand full of rings)
Baby you're a star (I just want to show you, you are)
wink
RomanceRe: Dedicated To All Females Around Here. by DrCork: 3:36pm On Sep 10, 2010
Bro this is exactly why i aways run from Naija babes, they can make u grow white hair with 4 days (no oofeicne) wink
RomanceRe: Dedicated To All Females Around Here. by DrCork: 3:34pm On Sep 10, 2010
y me:
hey hey listen to me you dicomposed nicompoon
don't you ever drag me into your degraded mental post you type here on NL
you know those you mingle with so pls stay with them
am sure gonna beat u to that cool
TYPICAL NIGERIA BABE, attitude,  always rudes,  No husband, No Boy friend & always playin had to get angry
RomanceRe: Ini Edo's Lesbianism Scandal: Husband Reacts Furiously by DrCork: 3:28pm On Sep 10, 2010
Those girls must be IBO, i can easily tell by the muscular face (no oofeince)
RomanceRe: Dick Sucking by DrCork: 3:19pm On Sep 10, 2010
yea, i heard INk nerd kinda look pretty, heard she look like Missy Ellliot

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