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Girl Turns To Snake by icon2: 11:31pm On Sep 12, 2010
It was a very good night out in one of the most prestigious clubs in PH city. He met a girl at the club and later took her home. At home, he parked his car got off and was waiting for the girl to get out of the car but she didn't, he bent down and saw nobody on the passenger's seat, He was surprise and quickly rushed to the passenger's side door and opened it , Behold he saw a snake on the seat. He didn't kill the sneak knowing the fact that that was human, The guy presently is in a state of "", Don't mind the way I typed the story, just learn from it if you want to. (DON'T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN FURTHER)
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by 1102(m): 11:46pm On Sep 12, 2010
serves him rite, he wanted to get laid and got more than he bargained for, I know PHC is well renowned for Sex,mermaids and snakes-- this is a warning to them Guyz, I know for sure that there are snakes among NL gurls here among us, If u look well u would see alot of em, grin grin

BTW when he wakes up from coma, Tell him to go back to the club and pick another lady, hehehehe,
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 11:49pm On Sep 12, 2010
Fiction.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Exponental(m): 11:58pm On Sep 12, 2010
hope d snake no bite am. make him go back to d hotel for a replacement before all the good one leave the maket floor
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by icon2: 12:03am On Sep 13, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

Fiction.

U WISH,
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by adaphik(f): 12:11am On Sep 13, 2010
These men sef, must they take away? Good for the man. Wonderful experience for him.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by icon2: 12:32am On Sep 13, 2010
adaphik:

These men sef, must they take away? Good for the man. Wonderful experience for him.

Let's not judge, just learn from the story.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 1:12am On Sep 13, 2010
@poster
at what time during his ordeal did the guy finally woke up, ROTFLMAO!

the funny part is that my father use to tell me the same kind of BS stories about human turning into animal when he was younger bla bla bla. . . . . . .and my reply to him was always the same:"whatever you were smoking when you were young, thank god you stopped!"
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 1:23am On Sep 13, 2010
Watching so much Bollywood is having some fiction re-action effect on you or your friend.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by 1102(m): 1:36am On Sep 13, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

@poster
at what time during his ordeal did the guy finally woke up, ROTFLMAO!

the funny part is that my father use to tell me the same kind of BS stories about human turning into animal when he was younger bla bla bla. . . . . . .and my reply to him was always the same:"whatever you were smoking when you were young, thank god you stopped!"

Ure Drunk Mr.Brownie~ how can you say it aint real~
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Mobinga: 1:37am On Sep 13, 2010
angry
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 3:36am On Sep 13, 2010
--190--:

Ure Drunk Mr.Brownie~ how can you say it aint real~

sorry bro, although many believe in it, i certainly dont. money rituals, juju, mamy water, and what not, are all in your mind (you have the right to believe in whatever fantasy you want).

but hey, i saw David Copperfield fly once and it seem real. shall i therefore believe that men can fly?! LOL
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 4:00am On Sep 13, 2010
Spider man alike lmao
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 4:04am On Sep 13, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

sorry bro, although many believe in it, i certainly dont. money rituals, juju, mamy water, and what not, are all in your mind (you have the right to believe in whatever fantasy you want).

but hey, i saw David Copperfield fly once and it seem real. shall i therefore believe that men can fly?! LOL

No one who has lived at all in Nigeria is ignorant enough to refute the hard reality of the unseen world there.
Understand this, that statement you made is rife with senseless denial and the stubborn refusal to accept reality and all its wonders (especially if you have lived in some interesting areas in Nigeria).


Lemme guess, you're the kind of guy who when you see some real spiritual runs going down in front of you, you start wasting your money and time on therapy so they can "reprogram" you because what you saw clearly messed up your mental programming of "it doesn't exist, it doesn't exist".

You're not the only person I know that's like that. I can understand someone having that predisposition in the yankee-type parts of the world here where devil employs more subtle not-so-in-your-face tactics, but not a naija-born nigerian.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by jalether(m): 4:05am On Sep 13, 2010
I blame nollywood for THIS
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 4:11am On Sep 13, 2010
Jalether Nollywood has nothing to do with this, Blame it on Bollywood India, grin
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 4:15am On Sep 13, 2010
@2buff

replying your nonsense would be an insult to my intelligence, just believe in what you want to believe and spare me the mambo jambo!!!!
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by jalether(m): 4:16am On Sep 13, 2010
REALITY101:

Jalether Nollywood has nothing to do with this,  Blame it on Bollywood India,  grin


You dey mind the guy. . . .That's some straight out of bollywood shitzo.

The OP should be penalised for plagiarism grin grin grin.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 4:27am On Sep 13, 2010
This story may seem unbelieveable but just try and learnt a lesson from it.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 4:29am On Sep 13, 2010
poster and his fellow followers are the same MOFO who will go on and beat/kill kids supposedly labelled WITCH!
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by googles: 6:48am On Sep 13, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

wat a joke cheesy
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Specialist900(m): 7:05am On Sep 13, 2010
Don't know if I should believe the story or discard it tho we can't rule out the possibility of this happening

SHINE YOUR EYEZ.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by bayleaf(m): 8:27am On Sep 13, 2010
all these stories about snake girls, i always wonder what the purpose is for a girl to turn into a snake, since they dont end up biting or swallowing the victim. so they just turn into snakes, for the victim to fall into a coma or what? i find this kind of stories difficult to believe.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by babyme1(f): 8:45am On Sep 13, 2010
These things do happen. I reside in the southern part of Naija,and believe me,i saw a man turned to cat and back to man with my eyes. Shits happen sometimes.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by DrCork: 8:53am On Sep 13, 2010
ANOTHER FAKE LIE,,,,,,ONLY FROM NIGERIA!!! Rumours rumours rumoure, Only in Nigeria do they have men with wing on there

back flyin from Lagos to London, only in Nigeria (no oofeinse)
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by babyme1(f): 8:57am On Sep 13, 2010
Dr Cork,pray do u seriously read some of your posts?

U shocked me grin
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Vic2k3(m): 9:13am On Sep 13, 2010
@op tnx 4 sharing cos me i don turn monk be dat. I no wan die young.
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by babyme1(f): 9:19am On Sep 13, 2010
Vick ma boy. How u dey na cheesy
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Vic2k3(m): 9:25am On Sep 13, 2010
Sky no call me again. Cos last time we spoke i asked 4 ur yim and u declined so i'm not interested. Anyway i'm cool as ice what about u?
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by Nobody: 9:49am On Sep 13, 2010
jalether:

I blame nollywood for THIS


Ebonyeyes:

Fiction.


jalether:


You dey mind the guy. . . .That's some straight out of bollywood shitzo.


The OP should be penalised for plagiarism grin grin grin.


They are forming not to believe whereas they all have one SHRINE or the other they worship their juju every morning. Na wetin some people they do deceive other people in order to get at them (negatively).

You guy should just pray NEVER to fall victim instead of blabing "it's all lies" and all that. this things do happen both here in Nigeria and all around the world.


Dr Cork:

ANOTHER FAKE LIE,,,,,,ONLY FROM NIGERIA!!! Rumours rumours rumoure, Only in Nigeria do they have men with wing on there

back flyin from Lagos to London, only in Nigeria (no oofeinse)


Here comes the R-E-T-A-R-D!!
must you always be this f-o-o-l-i-s-h?
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by DrCork: 10:08am On Sep 13, 2010
NIGERIANS AND RUMOUR!!!

I guess the next topick from Nigeria will be: Tree turn into Cattle snake, or Arm robber turn into Rambo ,

or Police turn into Sugar cane or 75yrs old Granmother turn into BATMAN, only in NIgeria (no oofeinse)
Re: Girl Turns To Snake by babyme1(f): 10:18am On Sep 13, 2010
Vic2k3:

Sky no call me again. Cos last time we spoke i asked 4 your yim and u declined so i'm not interested. Anyway i'm cool as ice what about u?

My YIM shocked Didn't see that. Anyway,nice to know u are cool

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