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I call it spare tire.....

I hope no b for ebola treatment God for bidden thou

ASUU strike uko.....

Karlebolu: A lot of people said that.

As for me it was chop & Go

Rip

When must people use fake names or hav murder their names hw does google help here

Neduzze5: Google can be of serious help here!

A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time. So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" and not go into details, as he would understand.

Some weeks later, the old Pastor died and a new pastor from outside the town was sworn in.

Everyday, people go to him and say they have fallen. The new pastor, being concerned and not knowing what's going on called the village chief and said to him, "I think you should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday."

The Chief laughed hysterically knowing exactly what it means.

"Don't laugh" says the new pastor. "Your wife fell 7 times this week!"

The chief fainted!!!

Can i see Ɣ☺ΰr own bweast for comparation

ohisola1: Pretty, but I don't lik the eye brow doh, she's got smalllllll bweast. I c her I get hope

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Kk

Who giv a fuc. K

mrlaw93: Very interesting thread..
last bomb: be mindful of what you post CNN is following this thread.

Thank Ɣ☺u ori re ja si

oluwasegunfummi: our immune system normally synthesize specific antibodies(immunoglobulins) for any antigen (like bacteria, toxins, viruses etc) that infects any host/human in order to get rid of them. These immunoglobulins are specific and unique for every kind of antigen. If the doctor is ebola free now, that means her immune system would have synthesized an antibody that can get rid of that type of ebolavirus, if not she wouldn't have recovered. This antibodies are released into the bloodstream, so if the blood sample can be obtained, this particular ebolavirus antibody can be identified and that's a promising pharmaceutical solution for the quagmire of ebolavirus fatality.

Can Ɣ☺u pls elaborate more hw wil she help to save more life

oluwasegunfummi: They should collect her blood sample, @ this point she will still have those antibodies in circulation, nigeria shouldn't let her just go, she's an experimental tool, ebola virus only kills 90% of its victims, this woman is part of the remaining 10%, I repeat, she is an experimental tool, make nigeria no dull this one........eko o ni baje oooo

Mr president saw two small tomatoes and forget there is ebola virus in town....still shaking hands oga ooo

Ɣ☺u see........i was at this mkt to tell this women to save with us @ fbn and to take our insurance policy on monday 11. 08. 2014 .......and there all respond like .....Nothing can haPpen...God is our insurance....A̶̲̥̅♏ not intested.....Make una save for raini Days, secure Ɣ☺ΰr property and investment,secure Ɣ☺ΰr child education.my people in ibadan

I pledge to Nigeria
my country
To be faithful,
loyal and honest
To serve Nigeria
with all my strength
To defend her unity,
and uphold her honour
and glory
So, help me God.

⌣̊┈̥-̶̶̯̥͡·̵̭̌✽̤̥̈̊ơ̴̴̴͡k̤̥̈̊·̵̶̭̥̌-̶̯͡┈̥‎⌣. Let me Sing national anthem for him...........


Arise, O compatriots,
Nigeria's call obey
To serve our Fatherland
With love and strength and faith.
The labour of our heroes past
Shall never be in vain,
To serve with heart and might
One nation bound in freedom, peace and unity.

O God of creation
Direct our noble cause
Guide our leaders right
Help our youth the truth to know
In love and honesty to grow
And living just and true
Great lofty heights attain
To build a nation where peace
And justice shall reign.


And i say rip.....

You just wasted some clueless and illterate people's time......get a life @op some of Ɣ☺ΰr mate are in lab finding solution to global virus and Ɣ☺u sit there frabicating lie

Ok

Can i apply? Ɣ☺u look so └♡̨̐√ƺly

iwakolewa: Love my bum,just perfect.

Lie

Ok ooo

Ok

Its Baba God that will save us all from this deadly disease.........suya eater, monkey eaters n bat chopers be on Alert!

Hw true abeg.....http://tan.org.ng/onestar/register.php?id=59175 reg If successfully selected,government will b paying u 30k per month 4 one year.

Good thinking other state should follow suit haba....Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy.
Khalil Gibran

Ogun tick forest ooooo

miccheck58: Seun Osewa: The founder of Africa's biggest forum; nairaland still lives with his grandma in the remote village of "only God knows where"... That seem to be one of his biggest decision before nairaland.... Check Google for his picture... Thank

None of us will contact dis so call virus....prevention is better than cure

The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian advice

FOREIGN PAGE:
Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , I’m from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I even s*ck his thing but he has refused to eat my ‘thing’. Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my ‘thing’ juice sucked.

COMMENTS:
John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication.

Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is an expert in it.

Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing it... you should talk to your husband.

NIGERIAN PAGE:
My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married with a kid, my husband have refused to s.u.c.k. my ‘thing’, what should I do…? No insults abeg… Just need your suggestions.

COMMENTS:
Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!

Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the market?

Emeka Ngochi: F00l, sex na food?

Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood. SHAME on you.

Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?

Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number. 0700233766214

Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to do with your life. Suck kor, soak-away ni.

Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?

Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!

Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please repent!

Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You a womanhood to disgrace!

Nothing like love all scam!

And dis is #60000 in ibadan