Kasynpaulsyn1997: The interviewer asked me 'Are you sure u are capable of doing this job?' and my answer was- 'u dey craze? No no no no no, e be lyk say u craze b4? Wetin be capable? I no dey capable and i come here come find job?' the lady just burst out in laughter come begin beg me say e neva reach lyk dat say no be quarrel nah question im ask me......(though nah truck driver job for one kain sachet pure water company)

Buhahahaha

tolutweety: Mine wasn't really a weird question, it wsn't even a question at all.
I found the conversation funny but interesting n i wish to share it.
After passing tru the pre-SRD stages of this oil n gas coy,I finally sat down during the last phase of the interview with two gentlemen in a room.
First man: i am ??, works in HR Dept and I have been in this coy for close to 15yrs.
Second man: i am ??, I am in 'ds Dept'... and I got into this coy 6yrs ago., so may we meet u.....
Me: i am ??, I will be working in 'ds dept'... and I am doing the interview that will make me start the work,... So no yrs spent so far!! *smiles*

.....and they both bursted out laughing!!

I wasn't meant to start that way,had a better approach to introducing myself buh dint knw why the comic part of me took over...lol
I smiled in the end., cos the interview ended up being a friendly discussion.

When I reflect, I still see it as weird and I just laugh.

Did u get d job

chizzy94:
Looooool.
Mickey, here you are again .

lol how did you get here

Slimmos: Pls keep it rolling for we d undergraduate so dat we can learn more

Okay. If you insist. In my case I was asked why I left my former job (poor management issues, really) and I gave it to them raw. I told them the exact truth.

Next time, said they, don't be too 'graphic' but just say 'due to poor management...' They knew, however, that I was telling the truth.

I got the job!

Kk

smurfy:

Wow! You sure are smart!

tnx bro

I went for an interview in one company in calabar. After all said and done. As I was about to stand up, the interviewer who happen to be a female says excuse me one more question please. I replied go ahead.
She looked at me with full confidence andd asked how big is my preek ? I was like She repeat the question again and explained to me that the size of my diik will determine if I get the job or not.
I was like. Madam abeg watin concern my Priik and. The job I come for ? She just laugh and ask me to come back the next week for the job. I did not return.

.

Lolzzzz rotfl! +dies+

Mine was funny we were abt 20 people for the job after the test that got many people complaining we went in for the interview. Let me say some of d questions.
Man... If your employer is a boko haram will u still work for her.
Me..... Answered
Man....eye to eye contact for 3 minutes
Man.... Any question
Me...... When shld I come and pick my appointment letter.

Although I was the only one choosen for the job bt the pay is small 18k for a graduate bt I accepted it wat else will I do

mine is simple...
twas a scholarship interview; with almost 6 guys in the panel...
after answering questions from my field excellently( from the engineer and profs)....the engineer looked at anoda man if he had a question for me,( meanwhile this guy just entered)...
na so this guy began political questions, my mind dey reason say I go blast am, na him the guy ask local( state) politics, I first miss am, he asked another question again, I miss am...
na so I provoke....come shout my FATHER!!!!!!!!!
NA SO EVERYONE BURST INTO LAUGHTER OOOOO
that thing pain me jare, that guy just wan spoil tins...but GOD pass am...
BTW....am still waiting for the result oooo...

MoyoGENERAL: mine is simple...
twas a scholarship interview; with almost 6 guys in the panel...
after answering questions from my field excellently( from the engineer and profs)....the engineer looked at anoda man if he had a question for me,( meanwhile this guy just entered)...
na so this guy began political questions, my mind dey reason say I go blast am, na him the guy ask local( state) politics, I first miss am, he asked another question again, I miss am...
na so I provoke....come shout my FATHER!!!!!!!!!
NA SO EVERYONE BURST INTO LAUGHTER OOOOO
that thing pain me jare, that guy just wan spoil tins...but GOD pass am...
BTW....am still waiting for the result oooo...

I don't know which post to believe again.

.

chizzy94:
The topic caught my attention.

if I had a firm,I'd employ you.great fan!

I actually wanted to troll that guy but just thought it would be nice to keep it lol.

+in julian's voice+no mercy,no mercy

The employer asked 'will you f.c..u.k me if i give you the opportunity?'

Andyblaze:
It was one fateful day at Boston, I went for an interview as a sales guy during my studies...the lady was very cute...

Then as I was about to sit down she said that fdjkf$vdvxdlcuifblsdvd fhjcfntioohmhnbhg






#BITG

sorry, was i supposed to laugh?

OnyeIbo: The employer asked 'will you f.c..u.k me if i give you the opportunity?'

smh -_-

Twale 4u

pendusky: I was asked

The man; "you studied engineering right"?

me; yes sire

The man; How do you write 4 in between 5?

me: that simple sire, [ he gave me a paper and a Biro and I wrote F(IV)E. ] that is it sire.

The man; you must be a genius. come back tomorrow for your medicals.

That's all and I was employed.

smurfy:

I don't know which post to believe again.

....everyone writes his/her personal experience...
so I don't need to convince you to believe me!!!!
.....
.....

Hmm reminds me of when I went for my interview for a position in a major TV house. The chairman's massive office with over 20 flatscreen TVs first of all threw me off guard . Then after going thru my credentials, he calmly asked, at what age where you disvirgined I almost passed out He had some 'big' people in his office, and they all were staring at me, almost mischieviously daring me to speak ) When I regained my composure, he told me he wasn't interested in the answer at all, but if I wanted to be a media person, I must be prepared for all kinds of questions at all times.
He then proceeded to ask me that why are there so many HIV/AIDS cases in my state. Instead of arguing, I calmly told him people were not obeying the ABCs of sex and AIDS. He then said how would I advise his son (who also happened to be in the office at that time)on the choice of a wife between a girl from somewhere in Calabar where they allegedly eat humans ( ) and my state where they have high HIV rate! Then he asked me to suggest a possible media campaign strategy to help reduce HIV prevalence in my state...
It turned out to be quite an interesting discussion, not even an interview per se. And I got the job, effective immediately

MoyoGENERAL:
....everyone writes his/her personal experience...
so I don't need to convince you to believe me!!!!
.....
.....

No offense meant. I'm just wondering if it's true you shouted FATHER.

A few people up there ^^^^ definitely added maggi to theirs.

The beautiful young lady asked me " have you ever dated an older lady before?
Me: No ma'am, bt if dts wat it take 2 get this job, then I won't mind starting from here, after all there is always a first time.
The lady jst smiled.......and guess what?

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OBIORAA: I went for an interview in one company in calabar. After all said and done. As I was about to stand up, the interviewer who happen to be a female says excuse me one more question please. I replied go ahead.
She looked at me with full confidence andd asked how big is my preek ? I was like She repeat the question again and explained to me that the size of my diik will determine if I get the job or not.
I was like. Madam abeg watin concern my Priik and. The job I come for ? She just laugh and ask me to come back the next week for the job. I did not return.

Thank your stars you didn't return.

Torkwase1: Hmm reminds me of when I went for my interview for a position in a major TV house. The chairman's massive office with over 20 flatscreen TVs first of all threw me off guard . Then after going thru my credentials, he calmly asked, at what age where you disvirgined I almost passed out He had some 'big' people in his office, and they all were staring at me, almost mischieviously daring me to speak ) When I regained my composure, he told me he wasn't interested in the answer at all, but if I wanted to be a media person, I must be prepared for all kinds of questions at all times.
He then proceeded to ask me that why are there so many HIV/AIDS cases in my state. Instead of arguing, I calmly told him people were not obeying the ABCs of sex and AIDS. He then said how would I advise his son (who also happened to be in the office at that time)on the choice of a wife between a girl from somewhere in Calabar where they allegedly eat humans ( ) and my state where they have high HIV rate! Then he asked me to suggest a possible media campaign strategy to help reduce HIV prevalence in my state...
It turned out to be quite an interesting discussion, not even an interview per se. And I got the job, effective immediately

Congrats!

Castroii: The beautiful young lady asked me " have you ever dated an older lady before?
Me: No ma'am, bt if dts wat it take 2 get this job, then I won't mind starting from here, after all there is always a first time.
The lady jst smiled.......and guess what?

u didnt get d job

This thread has been hijacked by some. Now looking like love zone.


Good night.

Castroii: The beautiful young lady asked me " have you ever dated an older lady before?
Me: No ma'am, bt if dts wat it take 2 get this job, then I won't mind starting from here, after all there is always a first time.
The lady jst smiled.......and guess what?

You are still jobleSs?you got thrown out the window? And that is why you are here feeding us lies?

Mine was: "Did you collect rice during the campaign for the guber polls in your state (Ekiti)?" Told her the rice was meant for party members, and I ain't one.

mine was do you have a gf? do you have sex? how many times do you have sex in a day?

Mickey7: smh -_-

Life don tire u? Transformer no de ur street?