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you saw him twice, i saw him thrice. kini big deal? nonsense, call me up when you see mithra. 4kin criminal.

this is an industrial strength stupid question to ask. only a retard would think that he elected a different jonathan from the one he's seeing now. i hope you guys all experience personal pain for electing a deadhead. u fools.

photoshop at it's worst

drpanaba:
The list has missed out some names.
If the parameter you used is leaving their hair uncovered, then you should add (no offense meant):
*Mrs. Oyedepo
*Mrs. Ayorinde, etc.

my friend gerrout! dem dey talk about fine women, you dey mention oyedepo wife. you dey krace? holy ghost need to open your eyes, man!

@shadrach77 aka citizen of zion: your pastor wife nor fine, either!, nor be to cover face with foundation be fine o, she's not on the list for a very good reason, she wowo, fullstop.

the only people dumber than jonathan are his followers. what is the point of this post except to underline how fickle, indecisive, clueless, and fcukin r3tarded this man is? well hit me up if you find a bunch more silly than gej and his followers.

nonsense. person wey dey do the impossible, like - cure aids, cure cancer, immaculate conception and even raise the dead, all by just a breath from his mouth, na him nor fit control ordinary 25,000 people. i remember him telling a story on how the holy spirit caused him to levitate. the holy spirit even killed a south african judge just before he was supposed to sentence his brother who was standing trial for fraud and what not. na ordinary 25k people holy spirit nor fit control. useless special effects miracle worker.

who gives a Bleep if idiagbon was hebrew or greek?

mumu people. Calabar is not a State, smh

My president.

Dear Friends,
Early in January, 2010, I granted an interview in which I spoke of the dangers, we as a nation, faced with the privatization and personalization of the presidency.
I scoffed then at the notion bandied by erstwhile Attorney General, Michael Aandoakaa that President Umaru Yar’Adua could rule the country from anywhere including a sick bed in Saudi Arabia.
I was miffed by then Vice President Goodluck Jonathan’s reluctance at assuming leadership responsibility in the absence of the President.
And I mocked the temerity and audacity of the National Assembly to dare issue an ultimatum to the United States of America over that country’s declaration of Nigeria as a country of interest.
Recently, I spoke about the frailty of our democracy and its electoral process and the need to understand its flaws in order to correct or at least improve the process. I railed against a system that believes development and progress can be by happenstance and not through deliberate planning and striving. Some friends and former friends have accused me of acting as a kindergarten politician. In other words, my stance on national issues ought to be self serving and not confrontational of the status quo.
For the avoidance of doubt, I wish to state clearly that I owe no apology for my views. I will always speak my mind with as much candor, respect and good breeding as I can muster. But I shall neither placate nor massage any egos, nor shall I turn a blind eye to the very issues that threaten our nation.
We have as a nation aspired for greatness without being inspired to strive thereof. We are reactive rather than proactive. We lose a tournament we never prepared for and shamelessly turn around to probe for a non-existent reason as to why we failed.
We bring together our best to draw up a road map to greatness – 2010 - 2020 and that’s just it, a wish list that will not materialize except we dedicate our energies to work, work and work for its actualization.
And as long as we produce or allow incompetent and visionless leadership, we can expect nothing but a mediocre nation as an end result.
Enlightened leadership is the desire of every progressive nation on earth, why do we beg to be different…?
Donald

mantraa:
A young monk arrives at the Monastery

He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,
not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head Abbot to question this,
pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, Father?"

With A choking voice, the old Abbot replies,

"The word was,

CELEBRATE !!!!

even god will laugh his ass off at this,

nuclearboy:
I got your point about who a Christian is "definition" wise and agree. Where I have problems is when this "excitement gospel" runs off their mouths and cheapens it into a "feel good" thing thus -

questioner/poser "hey, do you believe in Christ?" answer/victim "sure I do"
questioner/poser "do you accept Him as Lord?" answer/victim "sure, why not"
questioner/poser "ok, open your mouth and say anything. I assure you thats the Holy Ghost" answer/victim "dance dance dance and forget your sorrow. Afro juju is good for you and rice and beans is very sweet"
"

hahahahahahahaha!!! i'm laughing in russian language, *forma sheist to be precise!*

i will denounce my faith before u can say "musa yaradua" or at the mere mention of "turai"

[quote ]At Catapult Point, I would do that.

Peter did it at "nothing" point.
And he is the rock of Catholic Faith todaya .
[quote][/quote]guy, i dey believe you die!

@the spiros: every time u go against the teachings of your "faith", u denounce the protagonist of that faith. i'm saying, as is the case for all of u on here, every time you lie, cheat, fornicate, nail another man's wife or husband, steal and wat not; u denounce ur faith. be ye followers of the jewish carpenter, the arab, the indian, the persian, the american polygamist or even my brother from cross river state - olumba olumba obu. so make all of una just park well abeg!

@OP: you aint neva gonna find one cos u aint one. albeit, if u strap a bomb to ur chest(or wherever), and take down the infidel, u'll get 50 or 72 or some shit like that, depending on the version of extremism preached by ur imman.


wait a second, why dont u just pray and ask the good lord for a virgin wife? sow a seed or something - there's nothing he cant do u know,

Let's build a new majority, let's transform our frustrations into active participation in the electoral process. REGISTER AND VOTE NAIJA!

u guys might wanna checkout these videos - an interactive session with Donald Duke



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LI_rf_cBS4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-WJ6E75H-s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3GSJFoVZc

I stated that more information is needed, I have not reached any conclusions regarding whether Duke is a criminal. This kind of information needs to be out there, so it can be used in the vetting process.

Note also that most looters in Nigeria have not been convicted of any crime.

aight chief Ndu_Chuks, i have a proposition for you, I happen to know the perfect person to address these legitimate concerns of yours. If you're really interested, email your phone number to celldelapriest@gmail.com or airnabeh@hotmail.com, and i can guarantee you a chance to get the facts adequately laid out. He'll be happy to speak with you.

it's in your court now. let's get the show on the road,

chief fhemmy, it's definitely not the pdp,or anpp, or ac, or apga, or ppa,lol, and i know that doesnt answer your question. but i hear say him go declare pretty soon, then we'll all find out. I'll vote for this man based on his position on the issues that plague naija, fc.uk political party(*na my opinion be dat ooo*)

everybody's entitled to their opinion(s), but las-las, "history, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more often shaped by the many acts of the small",

donald duke cannot get to grassroots, market women, mechanics, and the unions without you and i. we can be the new majority, it can be done.

@ndu_chuks


aight chief Ndu_Chuks, i have a proposition for you, I happen to know the perfect person to address these legitimate concerns of yours. If you're really interested, email your phone number to celldelapriest@gmail.com or airnabeh@hotmail.com, and i can guarantee you a chance to get the facts adequately laid out. He'll be happy to speak with you.

it's in your court now,