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UMLB lovers how far?
I've been too busy with other things o that's why I haven't been writing here.Sorry people make una no vex.
I will just say few words about the slut Elisa:She sucks. That girl needed a big slap on her face all the time I watched her on my screen.Just forget her o, my peeps.She finally went back to Sergio, actually it was the stupid Rodrigo that encouraged her to do so.I've always hated Maria so there is no need to explain anything about her.
@Jeffoski:Daniel didn't die,
see u guys later!

ogbeche77:
Arguably the best season of our time.Am an addict and a fan of all the characters on facebook

U're soooo right.I loooove this season with its mystery plots and nervous breakdowns(hahaahahahaha, I'm sooooo laughing at u Katherine, u loser!)It's a nice one.
Some tidbits of Sunday's episode.


Bree is still having an affair with Karl and it has started to interfere with work and makes excuses to Katherine, so she can see Karl. Later, Katherine tells Bree she is in love with Mike and is positive the marriage will fall to pieces again. Bree tells Katherine she needs to get help because Mike will never go back to her. Bree is catering a wedding and is helping the couple pick a wedding cake but the bride chooses the one Katherine designed. That night, Bree looks out her bedroom window only to see Katherine looking through Mike and Susan's windows. The next day, Bree tells Katherine that she is losing it because Mike will never go back to her and she needs to get some help. While catering the wedding, Katherine shows up and sees the cake which she says was supposed to be at her wedding with Mike. Bree tries to keep Katherine from ruining the cake and runs off with it on a trolley with Katherine chasing after her, the wedding is ruined as everyone can see them through the window between the reception and ceremony, the cake is ruined when it crashes. The next day, Bree fires Katherine and tells her that her only job is to get better. Katherine tells Bree they are no longer friends and keys the side of Bree's car as she hands Bree the keys to the test kitchen. Bree is now seriously concerned for Katherine as she is having a nervous breakdown.

Danny tells his parents he is thinking about dropping out of school because nobody will talk to him as he is still believed to be the one who attacked Julie. Angie reminds Nick that when Danny is unhappy he says things he should not say. Angie asks Porter to help her throw a party for Danny but tells her they are not close so she gives Porter money to pay for the party and beer. Danny asks Angie if she is going to fix the scar but she is not going to because it costs money which they need to be careful with. Angie reminds Danny that after the explosion Nick took great care of her and is a good man. At the party, Danny sees Nick talking to a bunch of girls and calls him out on it saying he knows Nick's secret.

Lynette is despising the second trimester because her breasts get bigger and is having a hard time trying to hide them so nobody finds out she is pregnant. Meanwhile, people are starting to take notice of Lynette's change in appearance including Carlos who tells her he knows she got implants so Lynette plays along to keep her pregnancy a secret. Carlos wants Lynette to close a deal by showing off her new implants. Tom lets Lynette know that her one flaw is the reason he does not ask himself what a woman like her is doing with someone like him.

After complaining to Carlos on the phone about her day, Gaby sees John dropping Ana off from work. Gaby is furious that John is trying to flirt with Ana and tells him she will be the one picking Ana up from work. The next morning, Gaby finds Juanita and Celia playing with a pack of condoms thinking they were mints. Juanita tells Gaby they found them under Ana's bed so Gaby confronts Ana and learns she is in love with John. Gaby refuses to let that happen so she forbids her from seeing John. Gaby visits John at his restaurant to tell him to leave Ana alone but John believes she still cares about him and kisses her just as Ana walks in. Gaby tells Ana about her affair with John and promises she has no feelings for him and Ana decides to keep the kiss a secret and decides to quit her job. Gaby sends the photos back to John ripped in half, symbolizing that they will never be together, and then tells Carlos how happy she is with her life.

Andrew visits Susan at the hospital to see how Julie is doing and she tells Andrew the swelling in her brain is gone and could wake up at any moment. Susan tells Andrew she loves that he and Julie have stayed close friends throughout the years and Andrew, thinking Susan knows, tells her they talk all the time since Julie quit medical school six months ago and has been waiting tables while figuring out what to do with her life. Since he and Julie talk all the time, Susan wants Andrew to tell her who Julie was seeing. Susan does not believe Julie would tell him she was seeing someone and not give a name but Andrew says it is because he is married. Later, Susan goes through Julie's diary and all she finds is that his name starts with the letter "", and is curious as to why the name is kept secret in her journal. When the doctor calls to tell her Julie is awake, Susan tries to get Julie to reveal who she is having an affair with but Julie refuses. The next day, Julie tells Susan that she has grown up and is not the perfect girl she once knew. Susan is upset that Julie had an affair, and reminds her of the damage affairs do to people, especially as she has seen it first-hand. After she leaves the room, a man enters and it is revealed that she has been having an affair with Nick who uses the name Dominic.

My UMLB fans how una dey!
@Ella B,Jeffoski,Airlier, how now?
Please forget this soap and their madness, it will soon be over.I vex like this when I was watching it too so just forget it.
ELISA DID NOT MARRY RODRIGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!BYE FOR NOW.

aieromon:
Anybody watching
No one has commented on Episode 2.
Anyways,am happy for Bree 'cos as Carl put it ''Tis better to be happy than to be good''.
Cheat all you want,B

Julie was stranguled but survived, the question is:who don it?Anyways evry surburbia's eye is glued to the new Bolen boy(who kinda looks psychotic to me) and I think he was the one who actually did it. Anyways, Susan's getting sick of maniac Katherine and her delusional infuatuation with Mike and seriously I feel her,For Christ's sakes that old woman should know that Susan and Mike were once married way b4 she got into the picture and she should in no way make Susan feel like she's the "other woman"I'm so sick of that Katherine I swear,
Bree Van de Kamp, what a classified slut .I can believe the squeaky clean Queen of Neat Kingdom has finally loosened up to the extent of getting it on with Karl my man anyday anytime!Anyways it def had to be Karl who would change Bree because he is like Wisteria's Hugh Hefner!lol

Here's like a perfect explanation of what happebned in Episode Two which was titled "Being Alive"


Angie and Nick start questioning Danny on where he went after the wedding and he tells them he went out drinking. Lynette is keeping her pregnancy secret from the kids. Katherine tells Orson that Mike and Susan's marriage will not last because Mike only feels sorry for Susan, and that he will come back to her. Bree and Karl have sex.

Mrs. McClusky has acquired a boyfriend, Roy. One day they are strolling on the sidewalk and she tells him she loves him. Just as he is about to respond, he sees Julie Mayer laying in a bunch of bushes.

Everyone tries to figure out who would attack Julie. Karen and Carlos both turn to look at Danny, who is watching from the front step. Tom, Orson, and Carlos think it is odd that the Bolen's are not outside like the rest of them. Carlos reveals that he saw Danny and Julie coming out of a movie theater so they think it is best to get to know them better. Angie decides that they need to start making friends with the neighbors. Karen is debating on whether she should tell the police that she saw Julie and Danny fighting. Tom, Orson, and Carlos tell Nick they are going to start up a neighborhood watch then question him on Danny's relationship with Julie.

Meanwhile, at the hospital it is made clear that Julie will not die, but she will be unconscious for some weeks. The doctor is about to give her an X-ray, and Lynette says he can't because she's pregnant. The other day Lynette and Julie had a talk and the latter said she thinks she's pregnant, but isn't sure. Susan is mad at Lynette for not telling her. Later, they have a talk in which Lynette reveals she's been considering abortion, but Susan is able to talk her out of it.

When Bree and Karl start to kiss, they are surprised to see Julie staring at them. Bree asks the doctor if Julie will remember what she saw when she was briefly awake and he tells her she most likely will. Susan tells Bree that if a friend knew about what Karl did to her and still slept with him then she would never speak to her again. Karl decides that he does not want to spend the night alone and wants her to join him in the motel room so she takes the room key as she does not want to be alone either.

Detectives question Ana about her whereabouts at the time Julie was attacked and she reveals that she snuck out to go drinking with Danny. Gaby wants Reggie to take down the trellis, but he tells her it is impossible that Ana climbed down it as it is really beaten up so Gaby decides to see if Ana is lying by climbing it snaps and she falls off backwards. Gabby calls the police and tells Ana she is going to tell the truth. Later that night, Gaby tells Angie that Ana is taking back her story of being with Danny at the time of the attack and it is revealed that Angie had Danny ask Ana for a cover story. All the neighbors watch as the police take Danny into custody

I freaking love this show!!!!!!!!!!!! Sam and Dean(esp.Sam )rock!!!nothing as hot as seing two awesome and gorgeous guys hacking demons to death!I would lick Sam's abs anyday!Growl!lol

hope Stephanie gets more international recognition with this film

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Team Jacob all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!Although I agree Rob Pattinson is hot. But I really don't fancy vampires biting me!

Huh?
I soooo disagree!Gabby's always full of drama and was (to me) the worse housewife from Seasons 1-4.Imagine her committing adultery even when her hubby was locked up in prison!Susan has always loved Mike even through the hard times, and seriously I feel their chemistry much more than Gabby and Carlos's.

SeanT21:
Saw the commercial. her "fake" accent is annoying.

I agree, that accent of hers is soooo crappy. I'm an American citizen by birth, and even I don't speak like that.Why didn't she just use her normal Naija accent?All these nollywood actresses too dey form,

Susan finally marries Mike, yay!Katherine the annoying tries getting him back though(husband snatcher),but I bet her ass she fails!

come on, don't say that she's a cool actress,

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Has anyone seen this movie or its premeire?It features our own Stephanie with some other American actors, the girl's maga don hit and the film looks interesting!

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Is any one there watching this ever-entertaining dance competition show like I am now?

omar22:
I second that! Mike deserves better, Susan has been trouble from day 1, hoping from bed to bed, even cheated on Mike when he was in a Coma with a man who recently lost his wife, then her toy boy as well, then her ex-husband who could easily walk back into her life, most especially when she’s desperate…

She dumped Mike over an accident that wasn’t his fault, am sorry he should wave Cheerio to Susan, Katherine was understandable even ask Mike to come and live with her so that he could afford his child’s school fees.

She didn't really want to cheat on Mike when he was in coma; seriously she was depressed. Six months had passed and no show abeg body no be firewood, the thing is they both love each other so much and are only fooling thmselves when they stay apart. besides,if u can recall Season 5 well Mike actually signed the divorce papers first as Susan had earlier on begged him to let them reconsider their marriage

Yeah u know now, the chemistry btween Mike and Susan is so freaking heavy it's all over the place!Katherine would have gotten a taste of her own poison since she's soooo sly,deceptive and always sinking her claws into Mike at every single opportunity.

I saw some pics online on buzzsugar.com with some pictures from the season's episode. One had Mike and Susan kissing each other so definitely I pressume he married her. Although Susan's my fav housewifey and I knw her and Mike are gaga abt each other, I somehow wanted him to marry Katherine so he could later cheat on her with Susan. , sounds corny but it would have been the bomb to see Katherine bummed!

The all-time comedy-drama and award-winning series returns September 27th 2009 on ABC America with its sixth season installment! To me so far it would be one of the most interesting as we finally know who Mike Delfino marries(Susan or Katherine?) and I sure can't wait! Well if u love this series as I do, then air your views here about whatever drama and fun u expect from the snoopy but always dramatic favorite housewives of TV history, except fot the Real housewives of course lol!
let's begin evryone!

'Effin awesome guy!He's from my state, Anambra!This clearly shows that Igbo people are the most intelligent people in Nigeria. If u like beef and hate me, it will always remain that way FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

@Airlier  thanks o jari, just as u said the programme just started  because tonight's episode is also going to be interesting. Rodrigo our young doctor as we all know came to Sergio's house and immediately he saw Elisa there he started raking(As you knw this DVD I have is Spanish and thank God for my former Spanish classes if not I no fit understand wetin them they talk, but no be say I undertand everything o!). Sergio on his own part begin rake his own until Elisa vex and shut them up. The thing with Romina is that she is ready to do anything to destroy Maria and be with Hector, and that was exactly what she did with that druggie twart who attempted to rape her. She behaved as if she would do somtehing with the guy and at the next minute she ponted knife at the dude's neck. The man come cool well well and after Romina yelled and threatened him if he ever tried to play games with her.Alejandro hid amongst the bushes and caught his attacker unawares with a stick.He began asking the guy who sent him and when the idiot refused to talk, Alejandro picked up a stone and almost smashed his skull and at that moment remembered that it had been Romina that injured him(if u can recall backwards to when he was attacked and couldn't remember who attacked him).anyways enjoy everyone!peace.

oyinda.:
we should send about 12 bus conductors into the streets to compete against each other (they are allowed to sabotage each other but no killing or stealing). which ever makes the most money at the end wins a brand new molue.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!Hilarious!!!

The Biggest Loser, we really need that show in Naija, there are many "fatibolobolos" and "orobos" in this country that need it desperately. High blood pressure is killing most Nigerians now and it is due to our eating habits, all that fufu and pounded yam we are swallowing are killing us o.

The physical auditions are going to be in Lagos on 22nd September at Phillips Warehouse, Ojota Bus Stop. It's open to any female between the ages of 18-24 with requirements of a maxicum of 96cm hip measurement, and up to the height of minimum 172 CM, I just realized today that I'm 164cm but my hip measurement matches the required one (96cm) , can I still try my luck?

faithbabe:
hello house, me too want Elisa and Alex to later married again. the problem they are having now is not the end of the world. Assuming Elisa did not had an accident, how did you know that they can not still have problem?, we are talking abt marriage, get real, they can not live without problems no matter how small or big, they just have to get over it and move on with their lives. i love Sergio but i still prefer Alex. It just shows that Alex is still human and it can happen to anybody. And as for you Dreamara, are sure of what you are saying or are you just predicting what will happen later?

Watch tonight's episode and if what I said doesn't happen, then come back here and attack as much as u like. But if it does, well, then u have to believe whatever u read lol. anyways, the thing is I've already watched this programme n I'm trying to ket u guys knw what happened later. the suspense to me is sickening and very tiring and I know some people would just want to knw what finally happens in the end. whatever, I guess evry1 is entitled to their opinion though,

hello!
Today's episode go freak una today oooooo!!!!
Here's what's going to happen in tonight's episode:Sergio and Elisa finally make love!!!!!It was the bomb walahi, in fact that was the best part of this telenovela to me! It was very romantic, the part I liked best was the place he lifted her up from the wheelchair chai very hot indeed. Also, guys I know if u watched yesterday you must have seen when Maria stormed into Romina's house, right?(I think that was where AIT stopped last night)Anyways, that was also one of my favorite part in tonight episode. U need to see how Maria shouted on that bitch, I tell u I've never seen Maria that angry and I was happy she was, it was high time that Romina was put in her place, bottom line, guys u will all love today's episode (that is if you are a Sergio/Elisa fan lol)
Another interesing thing that that happened in today's episode was Gayle's plot to kill Alejandro. If u can remember yesterday's episode, he hugged him to the point of Alejandro becoming uncomfortable. Well Alejandro went to the cementry to cry over his mother's grave and guess who was waiting amongst the bushes? Major's gunman (the guy that Romina was with in that niteclub). As expected, he failed to shot Alejandro, but the funny thing was how Alejandro was running around like one mosquito (no offense that guy's legs are really thin), he was really terrified lol. I laughed till I was high but anyways I pitied him seriously, that stupid Gayle is sooooo heartless and such a whining baby. U all will really have a good laugh at him during the end when he was pointing a gun at Hector's head and was bawling he was not loved and bla bla bla, until Sergio our hero tackled the crybaby and threw him to the ground like one bag of garri lol. Then he started crying like one idiot, he was really pathetic.
Anyways u all have a great time tonight and enjoy the whole programme, one of these days when I connect my computer I'll spend the wholeday and type in the whole details for u all my UMLB peeps lol. Thanks 4 d love and enjoy your lives and life in general.
Peace.

jeffoski:
Why is it dat we Nigerians like to decieve ourself.Which stupid Lesson is there to learn if Elisa stay with Alahandro.The Goat didnt even tell paula dat its over btw dem before asking Elisa to come back.Why did he have to mention Sergio name?only few months into marriage see wat he did.they were neva meant to be so why suffer urself.I trust Elisa she can neva 4cup and go back to him.i just pray she stop sergio from leaving.@Dreamara welcome back we miss u no bi small hope goodies still dey.pls how long is dis soap and can u let us know wat wil happen from here plsssss the suspence is just too much.hapi wkend to every1 c u soon

The programme will soon come to an end, maybe by December(that is if dry AIT do the whole thing at a stretch o)We are at the 145-3 episode now, and the programme consists of 189 episodes. so we have like forty-something more to go. anyway make I just try break everything down
Elisa as we all know by now is in love with Sergio, but the intrsting thing is how she fell so hard, I mean soooooooooo hard! Leave yeye Sergio, he didn't go to ANY California o, he came back to his idol. Stupid Gina became a qualified addict and became depressed, anyway her boytoy was there to help her(stupid girl and stupid man I so hate that DANIEL, he's so ugly). That dry doctor finally operated on Elisa, Rodrigo guy became very ill but later became well. Ophelia's pregnancy later came out well and Gayle was there dying with happiness, but she later lost the baby. she also saved Elisa and died in her place when Gayle wanted to kill her. Paola fell in love with Alejandro (hahahaahaha!!!!) and they lived happily ever in sin (lmao).Anyways i can't give all the episodes in detail as it will take the whole pages, not to mention that my fingers may collapse. Just keep watching and enjoy. Peace

Jeez that guy called Harrington is hawt, d Naija guy na dwarf o (no offense), any way I was surprised to see only guys I actually thought they wanted to change the thing to BGBA (Big Gay Brothers of Africa) lol. abi they say na Revolution dem dey do, any ways thank God the ladies will soon be in. i also can't view the BBANi channel but from thr info I just got here I think I'll do smthing about it.
Least I forget, that IK guy is a Naija broda right, just windering why he didn't represent when the Nigerian contestant came out, only for him to be repping SA, na wa 4 him o.
The show will look promising when the girls get in because I really want to see the first guy they all fall on (I bet Harrington or that Kenyan guy with muscles) lol. we women self,

You people are here complaining about Nigeria n SA beef, check out youtube and see another dehumanizing (i hope I spelt it well )insult given to Nigeria once again, and gues who the culprits are this time?SONY!Sony o, my bros and sistas, wonders shall never end. We Nigerians have buying this stupid company's products since technology was created and now that they've made money they have the guts to abuse us in their adverts. It's not their fault o!

Hi everyone!
Ella B, Jeffoski,Airlier, how una dey?This programme never finish o, I came back to Naija few days ago and immediately switched to AIT to see where they are,I was really surprised they were this far, anyway sha, no probs.holla everyone!

soloqy:
^^^^^^
Yes, the few times i watched go tv, there were fun things to watch. Dont know what their issue is with removing that channel.

What is the VUZU channel about?

It's a replacement for GOtv. It's presently available to S.A, I don't know if Naija's gonna get it too but all d ame I tink we do. VUZu sirs shows like GOssip Girl, Entourage, America's Best Dance Crew, John from Cincinaitti, Aqua Teen Gunger Force, Robot Chicken AND SO ON. well, we'll keep our fingers crossed,

Seriously I only think DSTV sucks for removing GoTV. they killed me (literally) cos I loved watching shows there, esp.Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Miss Joyceln. They had better add that VUZU channel they promised else,