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#ROTFL# have u tried stand up comedy b4 trust me you will be good at it. I laughed so hard pple in the office tot I was crying hehehe this made my day

lordmario:
Happy bday to you to bro... Will readd you. Got a new phone, so I use diff bbm pin nw. Dunno it off hand yet. U still use dat pin ryt?

Yes I still use the pin

deeDANIEL16:
I rep april 20th watsapp 08162003034I rep april 20th watsapp 08162003034I rep april 20th watsapp 08162003034

Nice one dee daniel my birth mate happy birthday in arrears

lordmario:
April 20th... any luck in here?

Lord mario happy birthday I missed our birthday on 20th I couldn't come online and I lost ur pin on my bbm so how was d celebration let me have ur pin pls

Hello everyone I'm osas from benin buh grew up in kd I want to learn how to speak benin well who will teach me

Its a pity buh he should have just done what the thugs wanted since there wasn't enuf security to protect him. Better safe than sorry from my experience with political thugs don't try to argue with dem especially when no soldiers or security there, cos u will end up at the receiving end and inec will only tell u sorry if u survive it. Trust me no one is worth ur life be it pdp apc or even inec not to talk of nigeria, the rule is My safety first

Sanchez01:
Everyone loves Christmas. I love it. But the big question is why December 25, the same as the celebration date of a Roman god? Christianity adopted a pagan practice here. Please ignore Paul's assertion. Were there Pagan practices in the Old Testament? Yes? And most of them corrupted the then Israel. Saul and Solomon are too few examples of people pagan practices corrupted. The big problem is here is Constantine, the then Roman Emperor who merged Pagan practices with Christian ways. Everybody loves Christmas, we celebrate Christ, perhaps, but is the day really the birth day of Christ? No!

I don't know how u see it buh the important thing there is the significance of the birth of christ. If a day set aside for a roman god has now been converted to celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus then its a wonderful thing. As long as the significance of Jesus christ's birth is know then its a good thing

MagicBishop:
The Kenyans dug up a dossier on Buhari and found from their records that his favorite and only expertise subject is cow rearing.

If it was Putin the Kenyans would have taken him on a hunting safari to shoot a rhino or something

If it were Obasanjo they would have arranged old married women for him

If it were Tinubu ; a stash of d0pe

If it was Atiku; some boys

If it was oshiomole; the entire hooker line up in Nairobi Sheraton

If it were Yerima; some toddlers

If it were Aregberascal ; some Kenyan bankers to negotiate another loan for Osun

If it were Sanusi ; a box of pile cream

If it were El Rufai ; platform shoes and a pack of soap to wash his lying mouth

If it were liar mohammed; a Bible to repent with

And finally if it was madam Amaechi ; a gun to kill himself

*ROTFL# Now that's funny

Fulaboy:
pada yake ai! karka yarda yawancin matan ma a lodge dinshi suke

Hahahahahaha toh fa muhdG kana ji kuwa toh zo kayi defending din kan ka

Fulaboy:
shi ya sani ai! ka tambayeshi

Ai na tambaye shi yace bai da liver shine na bashi shawara ya je ya siyo liver har kilo biyar zai samu. Saura kai yanzu

MuhdG:
Hehehe. Ni 2kilo ya min kadan. Sedai 5kilo

Yauwa yanzu kayi magana atleast yanzu babes dinka zasu kai dari

MuhdG:
Yawwa tankyu maza. Ka siyo min 1dozen

Haba dai! One dozen kawai? Na shako zaka ce 1kilo ko 2kilo ma ai

Fulaboy:
akwai amma bamu kaisu ba

Anya kuwa?

MuhdG:
Ahtoh. Ni bani da liver

Hahahaha ina liver din ya tafi? Ana sayar da shi a kasuwa in kana so zan siyo ma

Fulaboy:
lol ladies bazadu hanani dawowa ba ai bayan gasu a gida! masu mata dama kharthoum ne su muhdG

Su muhg ko. Wato kai zaka ce baka dasu a chan ne?

Fulaboy:
5 semesters left ina dawowa naija dai

Toh indai da wanchan ai da sauki. Ba dai ka samo wata budurwa a chan dai kaki dawowa ba

Fulaboy:
them no born me pupcy will crucify me kabar ma zancen

Ayya to sai hakuri yaushe zaka gama skul din

Fulaboy:
very boring pa na house sure pass

Hehehe abiiiii toh sai ka dawo naija ai

Fulaboy:
ameen gracias

Manya manya ya cairo

MuhdG:
Okay. Well Allah ba mu sa'a gabadaya

Manyan gari ya kuke

Howdy everyone this is osas from benin buh grew up in kd and based in abuja dad from oredo lg mum from egor lg. Shout out to everyone

lordmario:
Yeah sure 2201173C

Tnx

lordmario:
Oh I stay in lagos... I would have said we should hangout dis april... Never met my bday mate before

Same here too and that would have been cool u on bbm?

lordmario:
Nice one bro. Where u based?

Abuja and u

lordmario:
April 20th here. Do I have my birthday mate here?

Yess ooo u have one here nice one

The school is now a shadow of its former self. The discipline and sound education it once provided doesn't exist again. Buh it still has good structures though cos it was renovated by BOBA or so

Nazirano:
coming frm a typical igala man, y do u tink if a igala man is nt d flag bearer Apc will loss, or is it only igala's dat re in kogi state, if kogi west nd central should come together nd field a candidate, wat do tink ur chances re, i definitely knw a time wil come nd d igala's wil become d minority in kogi state. D oda regions in the state, re watchin nd waiting patiently 4 Dere turn.

Well till they unite together...... Buh for now let's pray for the best in d state and see how it plays out

Nazirano:
coming frm a typical igala man, y do u tink if a igala man is nt d flag bearer Apc will loss, or is it only igala's dat re in kogi state, if kogi west nd central should come together nd field a candidate, wat do tink ur chances re, i definitely knw a time wil come nd d igala's wil become d minority in kogi state. D oda regions in the state, re watchin nd waiting patiently 4 Dere turn.

Well till they unite together...... Buh for now let's pray folr the best in d state and see how it plays out

Adayi1:
from ur analysis... Its igala or no one else in kogi state... Dont u think God owns power and gives to anyone he deem fit...... E go do them like magic

Let's pray sooooo and pray for the best in the state

The truth is that this is a very delicate situation, and Apc should b careful because they only stand a chance if they present an igala candidate as d new flag bearer. If falake should step up and become the flag bearer hmmmmm then the chance of Apc winning will b slim

Yes o heard it too

heayey:
Finally found birthday mates

Yes its really nice