₦airaland Forum

Darfur wey dey fight war abi war dey fight dem, na him u like

i can't shout

mukina2:
i luff your location

you wanna join me i'm having fun big time in there

big head

friendly and fun to be with

then
sweet

yummy

tasty

delicious

hmmmm simply irresistible

Nellito ko mulatto ni

ibkaye:
yeesh, lebanese koo

Ghananese ni you this Togo girl

mukina2:
They are both underage
even though i have 6 teeth remaining, i know i have Nellito and her sister , what;s her name sef

chei you forgot, old age sef, its not fair anyway, her sis name is udeme and she's d second born remember

ibkaye:
chinese ko

Lebanese ni you this asokoro girl sef

ibkaye:
i ate a lizard and it was gooood

hahaha you're a Chinese girl good so have you eaten a tortoise and monkey soup before

mukina2:
Dreeldee
i know i have daughters but grandshudrens?

erm erm well i know you have no single tooth left, you're too old to know if your children have given birth so i wont blame you

mukina2:
Dreeldee
ok . .i told you Kola nuts

cool next time nor forget o

walahi i don crase, so you be my grand mother

ibkaye:
eh eh eh eh

why your tongue out you ate a lizard

ibkaye:
dream kini, wetin u dey talk

maybe na real life no vex

ibkaye:
this one na real craze no be small, God dey o

ibkaye you no see when i pursue u for dream today

@ mukina i don see my burger, i no know say i don chop am before no vex for a thief you calling l

hOW FAR MY PEOPLE FOR YABA LEFT, I JUST PURSUE MY GUEST NA WITH MY HEAD UPSIDE DOWN

mukina2:


when? make i call spawnie maybe na you the dog dey pursue last night

now i don dey realize who d thief be now na so so bathroom burger u dey steal which ward you bin dey for yaba sef

@dual core how u dey see them if u never they do am too

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not
the only thing in life!!


When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why



When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife



*One day a Nigerian guy and a zulu lady were making love and while they make love the zulu lady kept on saying ngikhathele the nigerian guy responded back by saying forget about Alcatel i will buy you 3310


, A guy died and was on his way to heaven, on his way he was hearing some beautiful music from 50 Cent,Shabba Ranks,JayZ and the like, You know, top 40 stuff, when he got to the Pearly Gates he asked St Peter where all that good music was coming from, St Peter told him, "oh, that's the music coming from Hell", so the guy tells St Peter "Hey, can I leave my bag here and go check it out real quick before I go into Heaven?" "Sure", says St Peter, "but between My Son,be back before Midnight as that's when we shut the gate down", so, the guy heads off to Hell, enjoying the music, frollicking with the women, good wine, then allofasudden he checks his watch, it's 11:58!Oh, Snap, so he's rushing off back to Heaven, 11:59, oh my, 11:59:30, almost there, 11:59:45, and he just makes it!!!Then St Peter says, "You're very lucky my son, I was about to lock you out of Heaven, ", the guy goes, "what makes You think I want to stay here?I just came to get my bag!!"




A well-worn Five Hundred Naira note and a similarly distressed Five Naira note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation.
The Five Hundred Naira reminisced about its travails and travels all over the country. "I've had a pretty good life," the Five Hundred Naira proclaimed. "Why" I've been to Lagos , Ibadan, Benin , Kano and Abuja etc, the finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja, Port Harcourt and eastern Nigeria, performances at Muson Centre and Glover Hall, hottest night clubs all over the country, even visited the Malam, the forex exchange expert at the Airport and Bristol hotel whilst concluding with a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans."
"Wow ya don live life o!" said the Five Naira. "You've really had an exciting life!" "So tell me" says the Five Hundred, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The Five Naira replies, "Oh, I've been to the Apostolic & Methodist Church, the Islamiyyat Mosque, the Redeemed Christian Church, the Ahmadiyya Mosque, the Deeper Life Bible Church, Ansar-your-deen Mosque, John the Baptist Church, Anwar-Islam Mosque, Anglican Church, Zuleyat Mosque, Catholic Church, Jubril Martin Mosque, the Cherubim & Seraphim Church, Gaskiyya Mosque, the Celestial Church of Christ, and the Lutheran Church, , , etc"
The Five Hundred Naira note interrupts, "What's a Church/Mosque? "

Please help the N500 notes go to Church/Mosque. Drop them during offerings !!!





A preacher asked everyone in the congreation that wanted to go to heaven, to please stand up. Only one man failed to rise. The preacher then asked, "Brother, do you mean to tell me that you don't want to go to heaven when you die?" to which the man answered, "When I die? Oh sure. I thought you were gathering a crowd to leave now."



Three pastors were interviewed- Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo-.

They were all asked how they spend their tithes, offerings and donation money.
The Yoruba pastor said: "I draw a big circle and get in the middle and i throw all the collective church earnings up in the air, which ever one that's in the circle belongs to me, the rest is God's.
The Hausa pastor said he draws a straight line, stands in the middle and throws all the church earning up, which ever one that falls outside the line is his own, the rest if God's.hmmmmmmm
Dem come ask the igbo pastor and he said: "why draw lines and circles?" all i do is throw the whole church earning up in the air, which ever one God catches is his', the rest is mine!

why no females no, only males hen hen now i know, y'all think you're smart all you ladies call the guys no instead of leaving yours _{eyin oloshi}

who chop the burger wen i keep i keep for bathroom las night all you crase people wey dey oven

origina9ja:
cnt see any pic of u

seun banned his pic _{dont ask me why}

@post

HOT _{but not 32}

beauteous:
lmao. . . loff nwantiti

did u see her bcx dat loff no easy o my sister, it's taking away my breathe and _{beateous are u really 32yo?}

i luv chickens fight

ipodo hairdresser

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shuppie:
what about it, can u elaborate,

you want make my ibo bros vex for me abi _{not well molded?} what? i don't know o

i'm a virgin too

Pataki:
A 2005 topic!

The poster only has 4 posts to her credit. Yet you are all still addressing the poster in 2008.

I am sure she must either be with another man now, or probably in a state of coma from the beating of her boyfriend since 2005, while you all belabor yourselves to post a response to her.

Make una all continue. . . . . . .

my guy u don kill me oo

shoplifter

shuppie:
MIXED TRIBE, se opari,


anyway , ODARO, KASHIFONU,, ZEGOBE,

what! shuppie bo so! what language is this

and i finally found you, you're in the states or jamaica and you're j-girl now i know.

shuppie:
ORIGINATE KO, GERMINATE NI,

pok so where did u germinated from ? and you can diss me sha, i be proper ekiti man

lysaa:
this is like a blank cheque because if i lie about what's up where am at, u wouldnt know

in phc. .its night u know and series of millitant attack here and there. .guess this a s typical random fact?

exactly! was gonna say that, they're facts anybody could get from the newspaper online mind you, i've got enough friends to tell me what's happening in oh right now,. welli guess there's nothing you can say to make me believe that so i'll accept it as you've said. So what do u do _{i prefer to talk to you on yim if u dont mind}

where did you originate from