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THE-AMAKA:
lmao!!! this should go in the health section of all places.
but seriously, EWWWWWWWW.
gosh, kinda gross but i guess you need the advice, so. . .
lolol 

Are you saying it's unhealthy to poop or time it

Pweety4me:
Lmao i can't believe dis but yet again wonders shall never end. . .

And what sex is you? An hermaphrodite?

THE-AMAKA:
and 40 seconds?!?!?!?!?! are you SURE she cleans her ass right!! OMG!
how can someone have time to shit and then clean themselves in 40 seconds?
either she didnt shit or she is just nasty!!! 

Hell yeah! She did and I'm sure she cleaned up properly too

whiteroses:
i'm done man! how dare you share your poop story on here totally cramped my mood

Sorry i didn't put a warning sign, I guess it's not for the weak stomachs but how long does it take you really

Sorry not whacha think Ok this might be a bit gross, pardon me First of all i don't know which section this should be and second of all, no! I don't have any health condition that's hindering it(wondering what? ). Well my question is this, why does it take men longer to poop than women? (so it seem for most that I know and I've heard from other men too). While I average 15-20 minutes in the toilet (pooping only and not whatcha thinking ) my baby girl spend an average of 1 min or less, with a 40sec record breaking time (Guiness world's fastest pooper Maybe not ) And NO! I don't think it's the food 'cos we're basically on the same diet.  Does it have anything to do with your body system or some mental sorta thing ya know?

It ain't all that, the first was better. Too much hype over it ha!

Final score Sunderland 1 Arsenal 0 Moderator please take note

Our victory is sweeter with the Asses losing but sweetest when Everton brings down the scummies

Arsenal 1 goal down

All hands up for the boy who got us in trouble

Yayyyyyyyyy!! JOE COLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee

OMO IBO:
Wolves for just save energy for next match.

They can still come back

nateevs:
Okay I am not trying to sound over confident but if these Wolves boyz are not careful, they will get a good trouncing. .

Hell yeah! Our quality is the difference.

Goal again Kakuta can play now

Sup guys Oops!! Goalllllll!! Lol so fast  

barce:
were is nigeria not playing good football wane they meet africa county,but there paly good and entertani football and good contor and nice pass angent eroup county, i love nigeria

wtf! 

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walakolobo:
Why not wipe your smelly butt hole with sand paper if you feel so?

Here goes your answer retard!

bawomolo:
A supposedly rich well off guy should have a better way to waste his time.

You don't have to start a thread if you're bored, you should be able to take a walk to the park just around the corner. Yo're gradually losing it with your war on the Nigerian diaspora.

Kunbee:
Normal pic



I knew you dont like draw soup but i cooked it with love

Yeah you right i hate slimy food yucky but hmm i'll reconsider



Guess who's coming home?

~Borat~:
Definitely not Chelsea,
WE have a rock solid manager who knows his onions

Lol i meant Nigeria, was thinking that but something about Hiddink and Chelsea

Hiddink for Chelsea Nigeria since he ain't going to the World Cup?

Wtf? Why the dilly-dallying? What has a detailed power outage news got to do with this? I'm beginning to question the credibility of your "story"

OAM4J:
Please Dis Guy (moderator) can u pls do 1 of the following:
1- Trash this thread

2- Lock it

3- Move it to Joke section. 

Seconded!

walakolobo:
Same, the economic condition of a country is not measures solely on the basis of the pictures the poster started with - cant you make a simple analogy??

All that implies is that Nigeria still has a long way to go, I have seen both sides of the world, so have many people on this forum and none will deny that fact, your "beautiful" pictures can't change it, Nigeria is a mess and not what you're making her to be. A country with little or no middle class citizen and only the extremely rich and the wretched is a joke.

@Tosh and his allies

Justification of bad governance, keep deceiving yourselves. At the end of the day, the fact still remains that the average Nigerian don't live a good life, or anything close to your pictures. The economic condition of a country isn't measured solely on the basis of a National Stadium (never well maintained anyways except when needed for major competition), National theatre or the other pictures you posted.

Game over

The best of Mikel for eagles

ajadudu:
that was offside sha o

Ref helping us to win

The ref's biased towards us

That was a penalty

Are they playing any kinda formation?

The Nigerian star Stephen Worgu, who plays in Sudan, has been convicted of drinking alcohol, and has been sentenced to be flogged.
Worgu plays for the Sudanese giants Al Merreikh, who are based in Omdurman in Northern Sudan.
Alcohol is illegal in the Muslim North, though not in the semi-autonomous and largely non-Muslim South.
The punishment on the diminutive attacking player has not yet been carried out, as his lawyer has appealed.
If the appeal is turned down, Worgu will receive 40 lashes and have to pay a fine of 250 Sudanese pounds, about US$100.
50 pounds was for drinking alcohol, and 200 pounds for driving while drunk.
The offence apparently took place in August of this year.
Worgu was bought by Al Merreikh for US$2.6 million from Enyimba in Nigeria, in one of the biggest transfers in African history.
He had been the top scorer in the 2008 African Champions League, with 13 goals.
However Worgu's form on the pitch since his move has been something of a disappointment.
He was often left on the bench in key African Champions League game this season.
Earlier this year Worgu admitted to the BBC he was struggling to adapt to life in Sudan.
"I am finding it hard to adapt. It's a different culture, different religion different language, everything," he said.
"They have this Sharia law, and it's really affecting me also, because you don't feel free to do the things you need to do."
Despite Worgu's struggles, he still hopes to get a move to Europe.
A source close to Al Merreikh told the BBC he believed several foreign clubs were following Worgu closely.
It is not yet clear if this conviction could delay or even stop a potential move out of Africa for the Nigerian.
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Can we employ same for Super Eagles if they play terribly as usual against Kenya?