Celebrities › Re: WOW!!! See What Wizkid Did To Olamide & Davido by Dreyl(m): 10:08pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Nice one. |
Celebrities › Re: Exclusive : Numrerous Official Photos From The 2014 Calabar Carnival by Dreyl(m): 10:05pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Nice pictures,fine fine girls. |
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Olamide Buys Himself A G-wagon As Xmas Gift by Dreyl(m): 10:02pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
MzzTega: Its fine ba  it's cool for french kiss,do you french kiss  |
Romance › Re: List Of Woman Wrappers In The Romance Section by Dreyl(m): 9:59pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Thank God i'm not a woman wrapper.. |
Politics › Re: Anywhere I Go, Everyone Just Plotting Against Me - Okorocha by Dreyl(m): 9:45pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Juliaann: It only mean one thing
they don't want you anymore what is this bimbo saying? |
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Olamide Buys Himself A G-wagon As Xmas Gift by Dreyl(m): 9:24pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
MzzTega: It wud ave bin a Christmas gift hw wish he gave it to me. see yor mouth.  |
Sports › Re: Unveiling Super Eagles Star, Onazi Ogenyi’s Girlfriend by Dreyl(m): 9:02pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Dreyl(m): 8:52pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
ibson99: During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;
"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose! recycled joke Next! |
Crime › Re: Photo: Prostitute Who Cuts Off Male Organs & Sells To Ritualists Arrested In Imo by Dreyl(m): 6:48pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Janeify: Too bad. She has destroyed lives. The lady's face is innocent,doesn't look like she can do this. Terribly terrible  seems you don't know those innocent ones are the most dangerous. |
Business › Re: False Information On New ₦100 Website (Photos) by Dreyl(m): 6:38pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: top 10 sexiest guys on nairaland by Dreyl(m): 6:33pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
VickyyB: My Location affirms so...
PM? No, I'm a married woman.  *cough* |
Romance › Re: top 10 sexiest guys on nairaland by Dreyl(m): 2:45pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
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Celebrities › Re: Photos of Nigerian Celebrities at the Calabar Carnival by Dreyl(m): 2:39pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Cool pictures. |
Politics › Re: 2015: Jonathan Visits IBB Today by Dreyl(m): 2:36pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
I smell cluelessness. |
Romance › Re: top 10 sexiest guys on nairaland by Dreyl(m): 2:34pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: top 10 sexiest guys on nairaland by Dreyl(m): 2:12pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
VickyyB: Idris Elba  Girls and eba sha  but the dude is already taking maybe you should look for another guy that has the same pysique as him.  |
Romance › Re: top 10 sexiest guys on nairaland by Dreyl(m): 2:04pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Lilamartedi: She doesn't know you are the finest of them all  Don't mind her. She will soon know when i start posting my sexy pictures.  |
Romance › Re: top 10 sexiest guys on nairaland by Dreyl(m): 2:00pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
VickyyB: Until...then. I like sexy guys not cute and pretty ones.  sexy guys like who? |
Romance › Re: top 10 sexiest guys on nairaland by Dreyl(m): 1:58pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Lilamartedi: Why is your name not on the list? she haven't seen me that's why, i don't blame her though.  |
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Romance › Re: top 10 sexiest guys on nairaland by Dreyl(m): 1:27pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
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